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kikkoman · Mar 26, 2007, 02:54 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070325/...ZGcQwAIwCs0NUE

Gossamer · Mar 26, 2007, 03:03 PM

So he got made that she found a new boyfriend, killed and dismembered her, then burned her on two patio grills. When his neighbor asked what he was doing, he said that he was cooking for a wedding.

Wow.

Dakar² · Mar 26, 2007, 03:04 PM

I wonder if he used Kikkoman sauce.

analogue SPRINKLES · Mar 26, 2007, 03:06 PM

How did the fire department show up and not check what he was burning?

besson3c · Mar 26, 2007, 03:11 PM

Geezzz, why do people like stories like this?

We should no longer be surprised as to the depths in which the human race will disappoint, reading about this stuff only seems to depress me further, so I don't...

::maroma:: · Mar 26, 2007, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I wonder if he used Kikkoman sauce.

kikkoman · Mar 26, 2007, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I wonder if he used Kikkoman sauce.

Teriyaki goes with just about anything.

torsoboy · Mar 26, 2007, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES

How did the fire department show up and not check what he was burning?

It probably just looked like meat.

Ghoser777 · Mar 26, 2007, 03:52 PM

Warning: terrible comment below.

He must have misunderstood the concept of "eating her out"

Wow, that was bad.

Dakar² · Mar 26, 2007, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by torsoboy

It probably just looked like meat.

And tasted like chicken.

It's a good thing I don't believe in Hell.

brassplayersrock² · Mar 26, 2007, 03:55 PM

not being sexual here. i wonder if he tried to eat any of her just to try it. i mean, why not.... ya know

alex

nonhuman · Mar 26, 2007, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

And tasted like chicken.

It's a good thing I don't believe in Hell.

Pork. Ain't nothing quite like long pig.

Gossamer · Mar 26, 2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I wonder if he used Kikkoman sauce.

So I hadn't checked the thread since making my comment this afternoon and I totally thought of that joke right as I opened it just now. Why do you steal everything I love?

brassplayersrock² · Mar 26, 2007, 09:57 PM

because he has blue balls Dakar. so he HAS to steal all the love he can since he can't make any himself (not an attack, search for the blue ball thread

)

alex

Gossamer · Mar 26, 2007, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

because he has blue balls Dakar. so he HAS to steal all the love he can since he can't make any himself (not an attack, search for the blue ball thread

)

alex

I don't get it

brassplayersrock² · Mar 26, 2007, 10:19 PM

yeah, because i uhh, ****.... i thought it was dakara that said "i hate it when i get blue balls" but it actually someone else that said it

**** **** damn ass damn ****ing ****

alex

olePigeon · Mar 26, 2007, 11:08 PM

Now no one can claim women can't make a good BBQ.

invisibleX · Mar 26, 2007, 11:38 PM

I'm vaguely curious how killing, dismembering, and cooking another human being is remotely funny. At least show a little respect for the dead.

Rumor · Mar 27, 2007, 12:27 AM

Timothy Wayne Shepherd

NEWS of the WEIRD - Pro

brassplayersrock² · Mar 27, 2007, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Now no one can claim women can't make a good BBQ.

boo! LMAO boo!!!!!

alex

chris_h · Mar 27, 2007, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by invisibleX

I'm vaguely curious how killing, dismembering, and cooking another human being is remotely funny. At least show a little respect for the dead.

well... .... ...... . . it's a little bit funny

moonmonkey · Mar 27, 2007, 06:00 AM

Apparently he had absolutely no idea how to cook her correctly.

Dakar² · Mar 27, 2007, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by invisibleX

I'm vaguely curious how killing, dismembering, and cooking another human being is remotely funny. At least show a little respect for the dead.

This is so far beyond being remotely comprehensible the natural reaction is humor.

Mark Larr · Mar 28, 2007, 07:32 AM

He watched Fried Green Tomatos one time too many.

Dakar² · Mar 28, 2007, 07:35 AM

A sign of mental illness to begin with.

olePigeon · Mar 28, 2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by invisibleX

I'm vaguely curious how killing, dismembering, and cooking another human being is remotely funny. At least show a little respect for the dead.

Will someone please think of the children!

Dakar² · Mar 28, 2007, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Will someone please think of the children!

Mmm.... baby back ribs.

Gossamer · Mar 28, 2007, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Mmm.... baby back ribs.

That was tasteless. unlike the ribs

Dakar² · Mar 28, 2007, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

That was tasteless. unlike the ribs

Hibachi!

nonhuman · Mar 28, 2007, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

That was tasteless. unlike the ribs

Using mesquite will help with that.