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centerchanneI68 · Mar 31, 2007, 02:36 AM

I Rob am truly sorry. I shall not belittle no one no more! I shall not make any car threads. I will not derail threads with my hyperbole. I am a changed person, and it is all because of God. God is great, she is awesome, she is the one true being. God is my friend, she must be yours as well.

I am sorry to those that I have offended.

sincerely,
Rob

iMOTOR · Mar 31, 2007, 03:02 AM

Good Times.

Face Ache · Mar 31, 2007, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by centerchanneI68

I Rob am truly sorry. I shall not belittle no one no more! I shall not make any car threads. I will not derail threads with my hyperbole. I am a changed person, and it is all because of God. God is great, she is awesome, she is the one true being. God is my friend, she must be yours as well.

I am sorry to those that I have offended.

sincerely,
Rob

It's the thin-skinned "report abuse" abusers around here who annoy me.

You're rhino-lined.

Aron Peterson · Mar 31, 2007, 03:43 AM

More car threads now.

brokenjago · Mar 31, 2007, 07:00 AM

Jesus has obviously shown you the error of your ways.

Amen.

Mastrap · Mar 31, 2007, 07:08 AM

What happened now? Somebody reduced your post count?

Oh, and she'll be happy to be hearing that, I am sure.

Mrjinglesusa · Mar 31, 2007, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by centerchanneI68

I Rob am truly sorry. I shall not belittle no one no more! I shall not make any car threads. I will not derail threads with my hyperbole. I am a changed person, and it is all because of God. God is great, she is awesome, she is the one true being. God is my friend, she must be yours as well.

I am sorry to those that I have offended.

sincerely,
Rob

That's hilarious.

Mastrap · Mar 31, 2007, 07:48 AM

So, wtf? How come there are two Robs on this board now?

design219 · Mar 31, 2007, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by centerchanneI68

I am sorry to those that I have offended.

Are you trying to start something?

centerchannel68 · Mar 31, 2007, 09:36 AM

What the hell? How is this possible?

Oisín · Mar 31, 2007, 10:02 AM

The most obvious solution took a while to leap to at least my brain: the fake Rob spells ‘channel’ with a capital i, rather than a minuscule l (‘channeI’ vs. ‘channel’), making them look the same. Copy-pasting the names into a document with a different font reveals all.

powerbook867 · Mar 31, 2007, 10:11 AM

LOL...I thought Rob found Jesus when he was almost hit by the SUV driven by Satan!

Then I noticed that god is a she and now I'm just confused...

design219 · Mar 31, 2007, 11:05 AM

It's the old confuse-a-cat routine.

imitchellg5 · Mar 31, 2007, 11:29 AM

This is hilarious.

Chuckit · Mar 31, 2007, 01:24 PM

centerchannel68 · Mar 31, 2007, 04:12 PM

Can the mods enlighten us as to who was impersonating me?

mac128k-1984 · Mar 31, 2007, 04:14 PM

I think most people knew it wasn't you mostly because the imposter was nice and apologetic

edit: you got to give props to the imposter, the name was virtually identical and almost no way to visually distinguish it between yours.

At least the OP just did one thread, more headaches could have resulted if he used the fake id sparingly.

brassplayersrock² · Mar 31, 2007, 04:19 PM

one word stands out to me in the first post and that is hyperbole..... hmm, I wonder. that is just my theory though.

alex

powerbook867 · Mar 31, 2007, 04:22 PM

Yeah, it appears to have been all done in jest with no harmful intent towards Rob's reputation!

Atomic Rooster · Mar 31, 2007, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by centerchanneI68

I Rob am truly sorry. I shall not belittle no one no more! I shall not make any car threads. I will not derail threads with my hyperbole. I am a changed person, and it is all because of God. God is great, she is awesome, she is the one true being. God is my friend, she must be yours as well.

I am sorry to those that I have offended.

sincerely,
Rob

Did you have a profound spiritual experience or an intervention Rob?

Anyways you never bothered me but others seemed to bait you a lot and you went for it.

centerchannel68 · Mar 31, 2007, 04:38 PM

I'd like that post edited so people don't believe I'm some religious wacko. Could the mods perhaps ad a disclaimer or something to it?

brassplayersrock² · 04:50 PM

rob, if people read the entire thread they'll know it's not you. Don't worry buddy

alex
ps

it's add

Chuckit · Mar 31, 2007, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

I'd like that post edited so people don't believe I'm some religious wacko. Could the mods perhaps ad a disclaimer or something to it?

Yeah, sure, now you try and deny it.

Atomic Rooster · Mar 31, 2007, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

I'd like that post edited so people don't believe I'm some religious wacko. Could the mods perhaps ad a disclaimer or something to it?

Jeezuz, I just read the whole thread. WOW!

besson3c · Mar 31, 2007, 04:48 PM

Hey Rob,

Does this mean I can go back to suggesting that people slather eggs all over their cars?

centerchannel68 · Mar 31, 2007, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

ps

it's add

AHahhAha. I wrote ADD, but then I thought 'crap, not A-D-D-, ad and even though I know add can mean 'put together' or 'add on to', I was having a total brain fart. Hahahaha. Classic.

Atomic Rooster · Mar 31, 2007, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

AHahhAha. I wrote ADD, but then I thought 'crap, not A-D-D-, ad and even though I know add can mean 'put together' or 'add on to', I was having a total brain fart. Hahahaha. Classic.

Read my spelling thread.

Damn brain farts!!!

Atomic Rooster · Mar 31, 2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

...

Sounds like she's saying "kiss his ass" instead of "kick his ass".

Chuckit · Mar 31, 2007, 05:20 PM

I'm amazed anybody bought this. The delivery was so obviously silly that I thought it was Rob making a joke. Then I noticed the 1 post count and I was like, "Oh."

besson3c · Mar 31, 2007, 05:46 PM

I think Rob was banned...

How about that local sports team?

mac128k-1984 · Mar 31, 2007, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

I'd like that post edited so people don't believe I'm some religious wacko. Could the mods perhaps ad a disclaimer or something to it?

Don't worry Rob people don't believe your some sort of religious wacko - they think you're just a run of the mill intolerent wacko who hates SUVs.

imitchellg5 · Mar 31, 2007, 07:27 PM

Has anyone figured out who did it besides me?

centerchannel68 · Mar 31, 2007, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by mac128k-1984

Don't worry Rob people don't believe your some sort of religious wacko - they think you're just a run of the mill intolerent wacko who hates SUVs.

Oh, okay. At least I have rationality behind my wacko-ness.

bstone · Mar 31, 2007, 09:09 PM

Impressive. Truly.

brokenjago · Mar 31, 2007, 09:23 PM

Impressive. Truly.

Jawbone54 · Mar 31, 2007, 10:09 PM

Rob is incredibly transparent with his attempts to get under people's skin, and at times begins to feel like a living, typing parody. I used to let him bother me during his banned daily phase, but now he's kind of like the retarded uncle that you gives the family a little comic relief.

Side note: my "retarded uncle" is actually paranoid schizophrenic, and burned down my grandpa's church about 15 years ago.

powerbook867 · Mar 31, 2007, 10:17 PM

Dude. Sorry to hear about the retarded uncle...and burning down churches is never good.

I almost spit up my beer laughing though...this has been the best thread here in a while. I chaulk up a lot of Rob's comments due to being young..

Jawbone54 · Mar 31, 2007, 10:50 PM

My uncle finally talked a few months ago about the "incident." He said he spent 20 minutes dumping gasoline down this pit that was in the church. He said he threw a match down, and took off running. He felt like "Bruce WIllis in Die Hard" as the flames flew up behind him and knocked him forward on his face. He was high most of the time during those days, so I'm not sure how much of his story is true, but it's entertaining nonetheless. The new church is beautiful, so it turned out okay in the end.

Back to topic (sort of): I like having Rob around the lounge, even if he does apparently have a thing against people like myself.

Kevin Moon · Apr 1, 2007, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Hey Rob,

Does this mean I can go back to suggesting that people slather eggs all over their cars?

I say yes. This is a Rob approved way of giving your car an unmatched shine.

centerchannel68 · Apr 1, 2007, 01:26 AM

Jawbone, I'm hurt. I thought you were pretty intelligent, with only brief episodes of retardation.

brassplayersrock² · Apr 7, 2007, 07:12 PM

*waves to all* hey everybody

alex

i'm baaaack

Tenacious Dyl · Apr 7, 2007, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Face Ache

You're rhino-lined.

Hahaha, oh good times.

turtle777 · Apr 8, 2007, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by centerchanneI68

I Rob am truly sorry. I shall not belittle no one no more! I shall not make any car threads. I will not derail threads with my hyperbole. I am a changed person, and it is all because of God. God is great, she is awesome, she is the one true being. God is my friend, she must be yours as well.

I am sorry to those that I have offended.

sincerely,
Rob

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

What the hell? How is this possible?

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

Can the mods enlighten us as to who was impersonating me?

Muahahahaha

-t

Cadaver · Apr 8, 2007, 11:40 AM

Maybe someone's joined a 12-step program? Isn't asking for forgiveness one of the steps?

turtle777 · Apr 8, 2007, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

*waves to all* hey everybody

alex

i'm baaaack

Some mod is having fun here...

-t

Gossamer · Apr 8, 2007, 07:23 PM

Peter.

Dakar² · Apr 8, 2007, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Peter.

Rabbit?

imitchellg5 · Apr 8, 2007, 07:40 PM

I, the great Mitchell Scott, humbly forgive you Mr. Cash.

TheoCryst · Apr 8, 2007, 07:48 PM

I'm confused.

centerchannel68 · Apr 8, 2007, 08:00 PM

Apparently it's now legal to impersonate other members around here. This topic isn't locked, nor has it been made clear that is NOT me.