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What kinds of crap have you been able to karate chop through? Boards? Cinder blocks?
Me, I can karate chop through styrofoam pretty well. Does anybody have any tips on how I can karate chop through tougher stuff?
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Making a lot of threads today, huh?
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ 
Making a lot of threads today, huh?
That might be a good topic for another thread maybe?
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A nice 40# paper I can pretty much destroy with one mighty karate chop. I require complete silence, both before and after said chop.
I'm also fond of this expression: "That's Karate Kid inspirational sweet!"
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Originally Posted by besson3c
That might be a good topic for another thread maybe?
Be my guest.
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You can chop through anything if you say "HAI !" loud enough.
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
You can chop through anything if you say "HAI !" loud enough.
Even through a car or something?
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I GOT WASTED WITH PHIL SHERRY!!!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Even through a car or something?
Yes, but I doubt you can say it loud enough for a car. Start small and work on motorcycles first.
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Originally Posted by G4ME
if your a real man
You're...
I'm not so sure about a car though, perhaps I do need to start smaller.
Has anybody ever karate chopped through a human being, other than David Copperfield?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You're...
I'm not so sure about a car though, perhaps I do need to start smaller.
Has anybody ever karate chopped through a human being, other than David Copperfield?
Dang, I was all excited since I actually have chopped through David Copperfield, but then you gotta get my hopes up by adding that qualifier.
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In the movies, you can chop through anything - the thing is it has to be made from styrofoam....
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Balsa wood... thinly sliced.
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Bread is good. Start with an ordinary white loaf and then work up to soda bread, brown bread and finally granary. Practising on a roll or a sub might help.
Before you know it you will be chopping through that weird European bread that they eat with cheese and meat for breakfast.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Dang, I was all excited since I actually have chopped through David Copperfield, but then you gotta get my hopes up by adding that qualifier.
No, I meant that David Copperfield has karate chopped through people on stage.
Clever though, son. Leave the jokes to me though, okay?
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Originally Posted by Graviton
Bread is good. Start with an ordinary white loaf and then work up to soda bread, brown bread and finally granary. Practising on a roll or a sub might help.
Before you know it you will be chopping through that weird European bread that they eat with cheese and meat for breakfast.
Bread is good... I've thought about bread before, but figured that I should probably get me some practice bread, because the wife wouldn't like it if I karate chopped through her eating bread.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
No, I meant that David Copperfield has karate chopped through people on stage.
Clever though, son. Leave the jokes to me though, okay?
Not a chance. This forum deserves a laugh every once in a while.
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Is this one of those funny ha ha threads you where talking about besson?
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Karate chopping wood is about as useless as Tae Kwan Do.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Karate chopping wood is about as useless as Tae Kwan Do.
Chicks love a man who has a handle on his wood.
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A handle? Is that like a cock ring?
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Originally Posted by Kevin
A handle? Is that like a cock ring?
No, it's a blonde with pigtails.
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Wow, this thread is getting sexy!
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I typically practice on cute, fuzzy bunnies:
Twice a day.
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Practice what?
Are those things real or stuffed?
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Mods: do you think this thread could make the next "forum roundup" on the MacNN homepage?
Thanks!
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Originally Posted by TheoCryst
No, it's a blonde with pigtails.
I've never seen her pic
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Originally Posted by besson3c
[img]http://www.catfacts.org/cat-facts.jpg[img]
You haven't quite gotten the hang of this yet have you?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Practice what?
Are those things real or stuffed?
Practice my karate.
They are real. They're getting pretty good, actually. I'm going to have to step up my game.
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