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I'm going to meet Steve Wozniak! What should I bring to get autographed?! :D
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I'll have a chance to meet Steve Wozniak at the GTC expo. What should I bring to get autographed?
I have some vintage Apple stickers I think I might bring.
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Ah! I'll get my license plate signed! PERFECT! 
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Get one of the original Mac's off ebay, have him sign it and then sell it again for a mean mark up.
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The oldest operating system disc you can find.
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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I don't have either of those. :/
The expo is in 2 days, so no time to buy a Classic.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
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Originally Posted by Laminar 
Your breasts.
I think you mean ‘penis’.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
I think you mean ‘penis’.
Hehhee... good point!
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A Pirates of SIlicon Valley DVD
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A portable Mac or iPod. I always have an iPod signed by someone.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
A Pirates of SIlicon Valley DVD
With his penis in the DVD case for him to sign! Right?
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Obviously the best answer is "An Apple I", but failing that, whatever oldest artifact you have.
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Take a tattoo gun, and get him to sign your forehead with it.
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Call me old fashion, but how about his book "iWoz"?
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This may just be me, but asking famous people for autographs makes you look kind of lame.
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Originally Posted by CollinG3G4
This may just be me, but asking famous people for autographs makes you look kind of lame.
To whom? To the famous person? Who cares? Its for you, not them. If you're planning on becoming their friend at some point, then I guess their opinion of you would matter. Or is it the fear that maybe, just maybe, they might see you again on the street or something and yell out "HEY! THERE'S THAT LAME-O WHO ASKED FOR MY AUTOGRAPH!!"
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Your wife and or girlfriend.
Your child.
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Have him put a W on the left ass cheek and a Z on the right.
Oh yes, I went there.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Your wife and or girlfriend.
Your child.
If you're wife and or girlfriend, or your kids ridicule you for getting an autograph of someone you admire, ditch em.
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Ask Woz to sign his own ass, then take a photo of it.
Instant ebay sensation.
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make him sign at the bottom of an empty page 
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{Animated sigs are not allowed.}
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Originally Posted by PB2K
make him sign at the bottom of an empty page
And then fill in the rest of the words yourself: “I hereby solemnly declare that this represents my last and final wishes, and that I am of sound mind at the time of writing...”
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"That plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
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I'll make him autograph a blank cheque. 
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how many digits does a blank cheque allow compared to an empty letter? 
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Damn it. He did his cool keynote, then he was off stage for about 5 minutes. A few GTC people shook his hand, then he was out like with the CIA or something. 
Man, I really wanted to get his autograph.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
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Originally Posted by osiris
Call me old fashion, but how about his book "iWoz"?
He had a book tour last year in the Seattle area and I was there. I got him to sign the iWoz book and 2 old Apple mousepads. Some fans bought in their Apple notebooks as well.
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Maybe he doubleparked his Segway.
Sucks that you didn't get to meet him. What was his keynote about?
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Originally Posted by mdc
Maybe he doubleparked his Segway.
Sucks that you didn't get to meet him. What was his keynote about?
It was about not worrying about being an outsider, shy, or a geek. His times working at HP and developing games. A lot of it was about him building his own computers just for the heck of it. A good section of it was in regards to getting useful technology into classrooms and getting kids interested in math and sciences again.
Also touched how California has some of the lowest payed teachers in the country, and it's not helping anyone.
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