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May 19, 2007, 09:30 PM
 
Sorry to burden you readers with the story, but I a need help.

What is Searchlight? Searchlight in short is a culture that has been persecuting me. Since they will not leave me alone, I must resort to telling people what it is. Be warned! If you have never heard of Searchlight you will not believe what you are about to read. I only leave it here today, in the hopes that people can accept it as a possiblity so that when it comes your way you can defend yourself.

To Tell you the truth, this society has be scared stiff, so please forgive me if at times I don't reply. Also Searchlighters will try to protect their society and my put information here that is not true. Beware of them.

This is rough still, please forgive me:


SEARCHLIGHT

It has become clear to me that Searchlight has become run by a few elite with no morals restrictions.

Searchlight is a ultra secret culture based on sex. It has swept this nation of recently and has lots and lots of followers. It is a philosophy and way of life for these people. Its main drive is that as much sex with as many people as possible is vital to a healthy life. It not necesarrily free sex however because it's not always about choice. Searchlight works like cogs in a machine. One rotates the other. People are literally pushed onto other people. It is a class system. Where there is a high ranking society and a garbage class.

Why is Searchlight so Intimidating?

It is a system that Searchlighters will do anything to protect. Persuction, intimidation, and murder are all part of protecting Searchlight.

What is the System?

Rule number 1? Discretion. Searchlight is the most secretive cult - EVER. If something isn't done in the most discreet fashion, it is destroyed, covered up, a person could be ridiculed, I've even known a case of murder... Searchlighters like their system so much they have no conscience about how they cover up potential issues.

Inductees into the System

People who have had sex with a Searchlighter or who have figured out the code are inducted (forced) into Searchlight. Inductees are flooded with possible sexual partners to interest them into Searchlight. Searchlighters are instructed to only speak code to the new inductee. Also if a inductee declines sex the system is suppose to stop its rotation. By doing this it motivates Searchlighters to flood the inductee with people.

1. The Code

Searchlighters use a code to communicate. It is as follows. First of all it is a code based on numbers.

10 free lance lady
9 lady leader - or a lady pimp
8 male leader - pimp
7 the ridiculed ones. I've often heard of 7's referred to as garbage, or gays, or goners. Searchlighters are instructed to persecute a 7 until death.
6 free-lance man
5 A male under a 9's jurisdiction. (protected)
4 A female under a 8's jurisdiction.
3 vagina
2 penis
1 no meaning
0 no meaning

Let me explain a bit. 8's are the pushers. They have already had sex with the 4's and tell them what to do. Theres a saying in Searchlight, "You bone me, you own me." 9's are the protectors. 5s are protected, and aren't to be touched.


The numbers often work in pair with another number(s).

Number Pairings

For the males the person (an 8,7, or 5) folowed by genitilia (3 or 2) declines, the reverse is an offer. For example, 2 8 would be an offer a lady makes to a lead male. 6 for males is opposite. I female would use 6 2 instead.

For the females the person (a 10,9,4) followed by genitilia (3 or 2) accepts, are reverse declines. For example, A male who likes a female and wishs a one time fling would request a 10 3 2.

Doubles

Doubles also decline an offer. A lady who 2 8 's you, you could decline it by 3 3. (BE CAREFUL though, a 3 3 may indicate to Searchlighters that you are gay and they could use it against you.) Searchlighters are taught to work against each other, whatever you say can be used against you, and they will try. See "Throwing Someone Off their Perch"

Into regular English

Talking numbers all the time though isn't discreet, so Searchlighters put the numbers into everyday english (or spanish for that matter.) Generally, and I am speaking generally, the last two words in the sentence are the most important. Often too used is the verb noun pairing. (e.g. "I have and idea".) They are usually the two words that are emphasized for the pairings I spoke of above. Carefull to listen for the inflection as well as it can be important. Numbers are wrapped (e.g. H=R, H the eighth letter in the alphabet equals R the eighteenth.)


Common Searchlight phrases:

"I see you have a lot of junk in your trunk. Jumper Cables. A Toolbox." 10 3 2
Having Fun. 86 - a free-lance male to a pimp
Roleplaying. 86
Helping People 86
See ya. 95 - a lady leader adopts a male
Walk you Home 38 - an act of sex is occuring.

Calling

Searchlighters are required to signal to how they are to other people. The most commonly do this by hand gestures to define what class they are. The most common you will see: 5's would touch their ears, 6's rub their jaws (the opposite). 8's touch their neck (opposite). 4's touch their hair (the opposite). Ladies touch their hair to show they are affiliated with an 8 (and therefore a 4)...

Greetings are mandatory in Searchlight. Failing to define who you are to a Searchlighter is a punishable offense. See "Throwing Someone Off their Perch"

Colors Define Your Class

The color of their shirt can describe the class they are in, and I have seen it used alot. Purple is a 6. Yellow a 5. Other signals include touching the ear to show you're a 5.

Crossing Arms 38


Forcing and Intimidation

Searchlighters have many ways of forcing and intimidating a person into their system. Searchlighters believe so strongly that thier way of life is best their are virtually no rules as long as you can make someone a Searchlighter. Do not make mistakes of Searchlight's intentions, they are a genocidal group.

Throwing Someone Off their Perch

A Searchlighter always has to be careful. If you are in a class you enjoy and someelse covets it, if you aren't listening carefully you can be ousted from that class. Another Searchlighter must be a witness to this, and it has to be made semi-obvious. For example someone could say, "I get those items from the Home Office." And an 8 can become a 5. Searchlighters are instructed the give this treatment to inductees all the time so they can never be comfortable.

Defend the Perch

You just simply have to reinstate your class. "Thats Everybodys bet." Also another very popular one is coughing. Those coughs you hear at places are people that hear a speaker talk and encroached on their class. Hand gesturing next to the nose is another way of doing it.


Could I choose not to be part of Searchlight

No, the rule is if you have sex with a Searchlighter you are bound to the cult.

But what if it I have a disease of it hurts?

Because of the secrecy of Searchlight, if you're inducted there is no way out. I personally made the mistake of trying to tough it through Searchlight though I have problems with sex because it can be painful. But since the first sexual encounter Searchlight began to force teach me. They consider I now know too much. Because I don't agree with the system I have become an enemy to the system, though I have almost entirely kept their secrets quiet (29 months as of this writing).

How do they protect Searchlight?

If you've been chosen to join Searchlight your image and information get told to other Searchlighters. How do they do this? They use the Television. Now the next part you won't believe (and thats ok with me) Searchlighters have managed to put camera's in our TV's. Does it feel someone is watching you. Has someone told you something that you did that you thought no one or few knew about. Searchlight has been watching you. Searchlight uses intimidation until you learn (and become part of) their system.

How spread is Searchlight.

All the way to the top. Our own President is a Searchlighter. The reason he has gotten so far with some of the things he has done is because: 1) Searchlight teaches discretion very very well and 2) he has powerful friends.

A Final Note.
I didn't want to do this. I don't get any thrill from taking pleasure from anyone's personal experiences. And I understand how discretion and toleration for different people is important. But I am being persecuted - daily, consistently. For 18 months of this I made barely a whisper, but they continued to torment me. For the last 4 months I have behaved very very quietly and respectfully, but they continue to persecute me. I am doing this in a vain attempt to save my life. What people want to do in their lives I never considered in my jurisdiction to dictate. Do as you wish with your life, but grab the good and throw away the bad.

A Plea for Help.

I will not survive without help. I have done my very best to reason with Searchlight and to let them know that they can just walk the other direction. Please pay attention and watch, if you believe me or are a Searchlighter, tell them to stop. That persecution is wrong, that all life deserves to live.
     
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May 19, 2007, 09:36 PM
 
Searchlight is the most secretive cult - EVER.
How come I just found out about it?

Are they those masked people in that Tom Cruise movie?

Is it worse than Scientology?

Haven't they heard of the porn business?

Why don't they have a secret code number for anus?

Our own President is a Searchlighter.
Now I believe you have spammed us with a cult you want to start because you can't get laid.
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May 19, 2007, 09:41 PM
 
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<--- Todd
     
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May 19, 2007, 10:06 PM
 
This is obviously bullcrap.

If it wasn't bullcrap, then Uncle Doof would be forced into the organisation (since every unmarried woman on the planet wants a bit of the Doof and thus those in the organisation would be continually plotting ways to acquire it).
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May 19, 2007, 11:29 PM
 
Only thing true in this post (and that with crippled grammar) is "but I a need help".

Good luck with yo Sat night fantasy!
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What is this crap, anyways?

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"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Originally Posted by Todd Partridge View Post
If you've been chosen to join Searchlight your image and information get told to other Searchlighters. How do they do this? They use the Television. Now the next part you won't believe (and thats ok with me) Searchlighters have managed to put camera's in our TV's. Does it feel someone is watching you. Has someone told you something that you did that you thought no one or few knew about. Searchlight has been watching you. Searchlight uses intimidation until you learn (and become part of) their system.
Whew, I just completely dismantled my TV and found no trace of a camera, so I guess I'm still safe! I am somewhat suspicious about my Microwave, tho. Any reports on cameras inside microwaves? Just to be safe, I think I'll dismantle it next!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
     
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May 20, 2007, 01:04 AM
 
When I was young (about 10-15), I had a secret fear of secret cameras that could have possibly been installed in my house and the few places I frequented. I was nervous that someone was watching me at all times, possibly even studying me.

Then I watched The Truman Show and realized maybe I wasn't as big of a freak as a child as I thought I was.

God, I hated myself as a kid.
     
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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.
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Originally Posted by Railroader View Post
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't you to get me.
Tipsy?
     
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Tipsy?
Nah. I quit drinking last November.

I am just worried about this new secret cult that wants me dead. Do you think I am safe if I have been monogamous for the last 14 years? I don't want all these sexy women throwing themselves on me. My wife will be PISSED.

EDIT: I see what you mean! Ugh. How do I claim I meant to type "out" instead of "you"?!?! Typo?
     
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Ko0L! Where do I sign up?

     
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Wow. Someone just got an A on their creative writing paper!
     
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In lieu of tinfoil:

     
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Wtf?!?!
     
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I think the mods should delete this thread just to freak this guy out.
     
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May 20, 2007, 12:01 PM
 
Highlights from the OP for me:

"I see you have a lot of junk in your trunk. Jumper Cables. A Toolbox."

"But what if it I have a disease of it hurts?"

"For example someone could say, 'I get those items from the Home Office.' And an 8 can become a 5. Searchlighters are instructed the give this treatment to inductees all the time so they can never be comfortable."
Chuck
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Ignore this thread. This guy is a nut case. Do not believe him. His is wrong. Lies, lies, lies.

Go about your business citizens. Just watch TV and pretend you never saw this.
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I hear only fat chicks are Searchlighters. hahahaha
     
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I hear your mom is a Searchlighter! Hahahaha!
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Is Searchlight related to Spotlight? Now that I think of it, why didn't Apple call it Searchlight? hmmmm.......??? Is Steve a Searchlight?
     
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I saw a search light at the airport once. Creepy. They are everywhere!

I'll bet spotlight is in cahoots with searchlight. That little magnifying glass is now creeping me out. I hope it does not try to have sex with me.
     
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ZOMG and the new Macs have cameras built in too!!
     
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Harry Reid, The United States Senate Majority Leader, was born in Searchlight, Nevada.
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what the...?
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one
la la la la la la
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"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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is this spam or humour or what?
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What the flying...
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Originally Posted by C.A.T.S. CEO View Post
What the flying...
No, read closer, they’re spying, not flying.
     
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Someone needs to see a pyschologist.
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Yeah, aren't these classic symptoms of schizophrenia or something like that? The paranoia, the conspiracy theories, sensing patterns or "signs" where none exist. It's almost like A Beautiful Mind except I somehow doubt this guy will be publishing any mathematics theories.
     
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Bump
     
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Hi Todd, long time-no see.
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May 27, 2007, 07:09 PM
 
Oh man, you had me up to the TV/camera deal.

This will keep me amused for the rest of the day.

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Todd you need help!
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i r stupider now
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May 27, 2007, 10:04 PM
 
This was bad. I started laughing really hard at work reading through the OP and the comments. My boss thinks I'm crazy now...

Hehe... "My 2 is bigger than your 2!"

Any ramblings are entirely my own, and do not represent those of my employers, coworkers, friends, or species
     
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May 27, 2007, 10:54 PM
 
I get those items from the Home Office.
     
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It seems our friend Todd has posted this in one other place:
http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=104900

but it's not spam in the usual sense -- it does seem to be original to Todd. Whether an expression of mental illness, or a fiendishly clever social experiment by Todd, I'll leave you to judge...
     
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May 28, 2007, 11:01 AM
 
But why of all places a Mac Forum?
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Originally Posted by Mithras View Post
I get those items from the Home Office.
Thats Everybodys bet.

(Uh…I think I win?)
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Hey Todd Partridge, what's up?
     
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Originally Posted by SirCastor View Post
But why of all places a Mac Forum?
Because we are all nuts.
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pics please
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