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You want it??? You got it!!!
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What are you, my girlfriend now?
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Ok, I'm in. (hehe)
But I wouldn't call her "stunning."
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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I admit I had more of a thing for this version.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ 
What are you, my girlfriend now?
Originally Posted by nonhuman
Damn, that was fast.
Ha, I wonder why the server switched these. I really am fast!
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Anyone who denies climate changes naturally is a Climate Change Skeptic.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Ha, I wonder why the server switched these. I really am fast!
Yeah, that was weird. And sorry, but I'm seeing someone. 
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Ha, I wonder why the server switched these.
That's been happening a lot the last few days. What's up?
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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Originally Posted by design219
That's been happening a lot the last few days. What's up?
I think we got ourselves an excess of Chronitons in the subatomic interstices. When my crew removed some Chronitons, it destabilised MacNN, causing time skips throughout the forum.
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Pff, I want strings with no sex attached !
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Pff, I want strings with no sex attached !
-t
Take up the banjo.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Take up the banjo.
Had to much sex on that... 
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Take up the banjo.
LOL!
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Is that story three years old? I thought Alba was 26.
Also, she was hotter when she was younger. She seems to have the Angelina Jolie Disease where you start out hot and get skinnier and skinnier as you age.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Is that story three years old? I thought Alba was 26.
Also, she was hotter when she was younger. She seems to have the Angelina Jolie Disease where you start out hot and get skinnier and skinnier as you age.
Are you questioning the integrity of The Sun?!
And I agree. I do not find Jolie attractive at all.
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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Originally Posted by wolfen
I do not find Jolie attractive at all.
I don't hear people say that often enough.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Is that story three years old? I thought Alba was 26.
It's The Sun. They're idiots.
I'm pretty sure this whole thing is made up. I'm a pretty good judge of character and from what I've seen, she just isn't that kind of girl.
Originally Posted by Chuckit
She seems to have the Angelina Jolie Disease where you start out hot and get skinnier and skinnier as you age.
Or, piningforthedoofitus, as it's technically known.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I'm pretty sure this whole thing is made up. I'm a pretty good judge of character and from what I've seen, she just isn't that kind of girl.
Yeah, even if she did enjoy a string of one-night stands, she seems much too prim to talk about it.
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Well, if there's no eggs for breakfast then she can go screw herself.
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No strings sex...
but what about sex with handcuffs?
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
With your bat.
....and ball(s)?
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There are always strings attached to sex.
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strings feel like hangy spider webs, I'm with Alba on this.
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With string, without strings, at my age, what do I care? I have sex almost every day; almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday...............
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Originally Posted by Graviton
Well, if there's no eggs for breakfast then she can go screw herself.
Fertilized?
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I'm with Jessica on this. I hate it when I wanna have sex, but the chick has a string hanging out. Eww.
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She said: "I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex."
So what makes a girl a slut then? She has to have sex with lots of people and not enjoy it? I don't understand that statement.
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dude don't talk about ish like that in the middle of a thread about jessica alba which could POSSIBLY end up having pictures of her in it.
oh and I liked your joke OldManMac!
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All right, fine. No strings anymore.
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Strings? I'm good, I like strings. Or not, whatever... either way.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
There are always strings attached to sex.
I thought it was dollar signs, not strings.
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doods look at that fscking ass piece.
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Originally Posted by rickey939
....and ball(s)?
From the look on her face, she doesn't want your balls anywhere near her butt.
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Originally Posted by lpkmckenna
I'm with Jessica on this. I hate it when I wanna have sex, but the chick has a string hanging out. Eww.
Photographic proof that Alba hates teh strings too.
(Last edited by Stogieman; Jun 16, 2007 at 04:15 PM.
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Originally Posted by Stogieman
From the look on her face, she doesn't want your balls anywhere near her butt.
From the look on her face, she just shat a Nerf® football.
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Originally Posted by Cold Warrior
Kinky
indeed............after lookin @ her great ass, the word "kinky" definitely cumz to mind, among others 
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Signatures are ugly. Bitchy women are ugly......YOU do the math :)
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She is gorgeous. I love me some Alba
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24" iMac 2.16GHz c2d ~ 3G ram ~ 250G ~ Superdrive ~ Pure Sexiness
15" Powerbook G4 ~ 1.5GHz ~ 1.5G ram ~ 160G ~ Combo
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At my age, food has replaced sex. I just had a mirror put over my dining room table.
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Stolen from Rodney Dangerfield.
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Well, aren't you perceptive! I couldn't ask him if I could use it.
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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At least show a little respect.
See what I did there?
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