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Jun 15, 2007, 02:17 PM
 
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/arc...ing_newspaper/

A jilted girl tore off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday. Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex. She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in “excruciating pain”. Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it. The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: “That’s yours.” Doctors were unable to re-attach it.
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:18 PM
 
I'm more shocked that a man refused to have sex...
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:28 PM
 
Can you blame him?

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Jun 15, 2007, 02:31 PM
 
I dunno, psycho bitches can be hot in a frightening sort of way
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:31 PM
 
(Last edited by Dakarʒ; Jun 15, 2007 at 02:40 PM. )
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:34 PM
 


Sounds like she has an oral fixation.
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:34 PM
 
Once you pop you can't stop.
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:37 PM
 
Klevar, what's up with the ghost post Dakar?
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:38 PM
 
I'm a naughty, leeching boy. Lemme see if I can leech from somewhere else.
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:40 PM
 
ROFL. It hurts to even imagine that happening
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Jun 15, 2007, 02:42 PM
 
A randy bitch with no supply? Or a psychotic? Hmmm...

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Jun 15, 2007, 03:20 PM
 
I'm really surprised she had the ability to rip one single testicle out of the sac, now THAT'S talent!
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 03:43 PM
 
oh wow.. Wednesday, January 12, 2005
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 04:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by Kenneth View Post
oh wow.. Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Yeah. The story resurfaced today 'coz she's finally been sentenced.
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Jun 15, 2007, 08:52 PM
 
I'm really surprised she had the ability to rip one single testicle out of the sac, now THAT'S talent!
I am sure he is waiting for a second go round,
     
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Jun 15, 2007, 10:44 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Yeah. The story resurfaced today 'coz she's finally been sentenced.
Alright... 'bout time.
     
   
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