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besson3c · Jul 24, 2007, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Don't bother trying to pull a Zimphire here.

It's okay.

You cut deep.

Kevin · Jul 24, 2007, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by analogika

Don't bother trying to pull a Zimphire here.

I guess that would be like pulling a spheric?.....

Lets see.. first I haven't been coming around lately because all of these "people" that have me on ignore, now I am doing some action that isn't even closely related to my M.O.

You are on a 0-2 this week.

3rd time is a charm they say.

Originally Posted by besson3c

You cut deep.

I guess. If paper cuts can kill..

analogika · Jul 24, 2007, 01:05 PM

I have no idea what you're saying, but I assume you're complaining about "pull a Zimphire".

The term was coined after the Great MacNN Sixteenth Chapel Debacle of 2005 and is a completely accurate description of the combination of denial and backpedalling that besson was employing here.

Kevin · 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by analogika

I have no idea what you're saying, but I assume you're complaining about "pull a Zimphire".

Obviously you don't know what I am saying, because you think I was complaining. Just pointing out odd behavior. AKA you giving some bizarro reason as to why I wasn't around as much when it wasn't even close to being what the facts was. (still no apology there) and now your out of the blue attack on me for something that happened 2 years ago. Which you "surprise" spun it like you always have. Ever since I had to correct you about why I haven't been posting as much, you've been acting all nelly on me, and now have reverted for attacking me for spelling error that happened 2 years ago..

The term was coined after the Great MacNN Sixteenth Chapel Debacle of 2005 and is a completely accurate description of the combination of denial and backpedalling that besson was employing here.

There was no backpeddling. Just confusion on both ends. Yeah I made a spelling mistake analog. And here almost 2 to 3 years later you are still obsessing over it.

Seriously, what's up with that?

wallinbl · Jul 24, 2007, 01:17 PM

More sex toys, less whining.

Kevin · Jul 24, 2007, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by wallinbl

More sex toys, less whining.

I agree!

This looks like a winner

NSFW

Another

NSFW

Kevin · Jul 24, 2007, 01:23 PM

Needs more compression.

Dakarʒ · Jul 24, 2007, 01:25 PM

iPod chick has some cool hair, though.

Kevin · Jul 24, 2007, 01:29 PM

Fraggle Do®

lpkmckenna · 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Faust

I don't understand why anyone would need to use toys for their sexual needs.

If you had a ****, you'd understand.

Dakarʒ · Jul 24, 2007, 03:06 PM

She does have one.

Rumor · Jul 24, 2007, 03:45 PM

Ouch.

Powerbook · Jul 24, 2007, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by wolfen

You could just ask us which Love Doll you should buy, you know. You don't have to beat around the...well...you know what I mean.
Anyhow, I'm sure someone on the forum can recommend which one is best.

That's easy, only the best is the best: Realdoll:
(No I don't own one, they are even more expensive than a real girlfriend...

)

Realdoll samples (NSFW!)

PB.

abe · Jul 24, 2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

I guess that would be like pulling a spheric?.....

Lets see.. first I haven't been coming around lately because all of these "people" that have me on ignore, now I am doing some action that isn't even closely related to my M.O.

You are on a 0-2 this week.

3rd time is a charm they say.

I guess. If paper cuts can kill..

Hahahaha!!!

wallinbl · Jul 24, 2007, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Powerbook

That's easy, only the best is the best: Realdoll:
PB.

So, do you have to clean those things when you're done with them? Seems a bit unpleasant.

Salty · Jul 24, 2007, 08:14 PM

For women sex toys seem to make a good deal of sense. For guys you can typically do with just one's hand. Though for guys who want to play with their ass it makes sense to get toys since getting your around around and down and using fingers isn't always the most comfortable thing on the shoulder.

Rumor · Jul 24, 2007, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

For women sex toys seem to make a good deal of sense. For guys you can typically do with just one's hand. Though for guys who want to play with their ass it makes sense to get toys since getting your around around and down and using fingers isn't always the most comfortable thing on the shoulder.

TMFI!!!!!

residentEvil · Jul 24, 2007, 09:31 PM

i guess you need practice salty. if you can't give yourself a reach around and fisting, how did you get gay?

cSurfr · Jul 24, 2007, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

... You guys are just a bunch of troglodytes who need to think about the feelings of others....

Just like our fearless leader eh?

wolfen · Jul 25, 2007, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by cSurfr

Just like our fearless leader eh?

The wristwatch makes that pic.

Always messing up the details.

smacintush · Jul 25, 2007, 12:24 AM

If an inanimate object gets you off then what's the problem? Like humping your hand is SOOOO much more dignified?

I say if a piece of latex or silicone can bring me repeated pleasure and stress relief then it's money well spent.

That being said I'd prolly have to bag the head of a Realdoll though. Not because they are so ugly but because I don't think I could face that dead-man's stare they have.

Creepy. And how the hell DO you have sex with a 100 pound mound of silicone? The physical exertion of man-handling that thing alone would take the fire out of a guy.

besson3c · Jul 25, 2007, 12:25 AM

Guys, I'm glad we've had this discussion. I feel like I've grown closer to all of you.

loki74 · Jul 25, 2007, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I feel like I've grown closer to all of you.

You cut deep.

JK JK JK!!! jeez.

Tiresias · Jul 25, 2007, 07:04 AM

This thread is creepy.

Kevin · Jul 25, 2007, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by cSurfr

Just like our fearless leader eh?

aahh political zealotry.

Originally Posted by Tiresias

This thread is creepy.

No! No! No!

It's edgy and hip and cool!

moonmonkey · Jul 25, 2007, 08:40 AM

do they do the washing up?

abe · Jul 25, 2007, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by cSurfr

Just like our fearless leader eh?

I think he's indicating the size of his gonads. They are Yabba-Dabba-Doooooozies!!!!

besson3c · Jul 26, 2007, 09:57 AM

I was just wondering if anybody here has ever had sex with a blender? I was wondering why anybody would do so a thing, but you know what they say about how curiosity kills cats....

Have you ever had sex with a blender?

abe · Jul 26, 2007, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I was just wondering if anybody here has ever had sex with a blender? I was wondering why anybody would do so a thing, but you know what they say about how curiosity kills cats....

Have you ever had sex with a blender?

Funny you should ask. I posed the same query to a guy once and he replied, "yes," but he had nothing to show for it.

loki74 · Jul 27, 2007, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by abe

Funny you should ask. I posed the same query to a guy once and he replied, "yes," but he had nothing to show for it.

abe · Jul 28, 2007, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by loki74

*Abe smiles and bows with a flourish*

abe · Jul 28, 2007, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by Powerbook

That's easy, only the best is the best: Realdoll:
(No I don't own one, they are even more expensive than a real girlfriend...

)

Realdoll samples (NSFW!)

PB.

I imagine having one's way with her would be boring, tiring, creepy and unpleasant.

Cold plastic with a heavy dead weight which requires your pre-positioning to get into position?

Cipher13 · Jul 28, 2007, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by abe

I imagine having one's way with her would be boring, tiring, creepy and unpleasant.

Cold plastic with a heavy dead weight which requires your pre-positioning to get into position?

Good practice for anyone wanting to become a necrophiliac.

abe · Jul 28, 2007, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by Cipher13

Good practice for anyone wanting to become a necrophiliac.

Or if Michael Vick wants to get the PETA folks off his back he could sic his doggies on her instead of other dogs...allegedly.

TailsToo · Jul 28, 2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Cipher13

Good practice for anyone wanting to become a necrophiliac.

OMG - now this thread is completely crepy!

besson3c · Jul 28, 2007, 01:59 PM

Does having sex with a rubber chicken make you a homo-bestial-necrophiliac?

abe · Jul 29, 2007, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Does having sex with a rubber chicken make you a homo-bestial-necrophiliac?

No more so than does wearing a condom makes someone a fake-snake 'phucker.'

seanc · Jul 29, 2007, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

I know someone who went to jail for allegedly having sex with his sleeping girlfriend. Did he do it? Who knows.

Heir of Max Factor, Andrew Luster.
Twas on TV a few nights ago as a film.

Rumor · Jul 29, 2007, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by seanc

Heir of Max Factor, Andrew Luster.
Twas on TV a few nights ago as a film.

That's a bit different, since GHB was involved.

I checked the Wiki and didn't realize that Luster is the guy that the Dog went to Mexico to capture, which caused the whole snafu about Mexico trying to charge him with various crimes.

seanc · Jul 29, 2007, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

That's a bit different, since GHB was involved.

I checked the Wiki and didn't realize that Luster is the guy that the Dog went to Mexico to capture, which caused the whole snafu about Mexico trying to charge him with various crimes.

Yeah I know, just thought I'd point it out since it was kind of similar.