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Aug 24, 2007, 10:55 AM
 
If you played the game or even cared about it there's a movie now starring some gay looking guy who needs injections of steroids if he wants to look like he has testosterone in his body. Where was B movie king Jason Statham when he was needed?

YouTube - HITMAN TRAILER [OFFICIAL]
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Aug 24, 2007, 10:57 AM
 
Some Halo live action bullet orgy

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Aug 24, 2007, 11:01 AM
 
Just be glad it isn't Vin Diesel anymore.
     
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Aug 24, 2007, 11:10 AM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
Just be glad it isn't Vin Diesel anymore.
At least Vin Diesel has arms.

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Aug 24, 2007, 11:11 AM
 
You're going to need to clarify that.
     
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Aug 24, 2007, 11:12 AM
 
I'm still going to see it but I agree that this a PERFECT Statham roll.
     
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Aug 24, 2007, 11:12 AM
 
I could arm wrestle and beat this guy. He's not exactly the pinnacle of masculinity.

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Aug 24, 2007, 11:16 AM
 
Originally Posted by MacinTommy View Post
I'm still going to see it but I agree that this a PERFECT Statham roll.


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I could arm wrestle and beat this guy. He's not exactly the pinnacle of masculinity.
Other than his voice, neither is the VG Hitman.

     
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Aug 24, 2007, 11:30 AM
 
I might still see it, but my only problem is in the trailer has stuff blowing up, like a hardcore action flick. If you have played the game, the main weapon is chlorophyll and silent pistol. The goal rank was 'Silent' Assassin'. He was a professional and discreet taking out his marks, even some missions you could do without even firing a shot.

... I agree Stathom, no question about it. He was the first and ONLY person I thought of that should have this role.
     
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Aug 24, 2007, 11:33 AM
 
Originally Posted by MacinTommy View Post
I'm still going to see it but I agree that this a PERFECT Statham roll.
Statham roll? Is that like a Yorkshire pie?
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Aug 24, 2007, 12:29 PM
 
Hopefully, they don't put random clips from the game in odd places of the movie.
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Aug 24, 2007, 01:32 PM
 
That actually looks pretty awesome, but yeah, Statham all the way. In fact, they should have just renamed the transporter movies to "Hitman" something or other.
     
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Aug 24, 2007, 02:14 PM
 
Very nice .

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Aug 25, 2007, 01:21 AM
 
They're calling the official trailer Sh!tman on Aint It Cool News.
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Aug 25, 2007, 01:48 AM
 
It looks... okay.
     
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Aug 25, 2007, 10:10 AM
 
New Aliens Vs Predator looks pumping

YouTube - Aliens vs. Predator 2 - Trailer
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Aug 25, 2007, 11:44 AM
 
Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
Statham roll? Is that like a Yorkshire pie?
What is a Yorkshire Pie?
     
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Aug 25, 2007, 11:54 AM
 
Originally Posted by moonmonkey View Post
What is a Yorkshire Pie?
It's like a Statham roll. It hasn't been invented yet
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Aug 25, 2007, 12:06 PM
 
im hungry now.
     
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Aug 25, 2007, 12:32 PM
 
It was the Big Mac's birthday yesterday. The biggest and unhealthiest is served in Mexico.
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