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Hitman the movie
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If you played the game or even cared about it there's a movie now starring some gay looking guy who needs injections of steroids if he wants to look like he has testosterone in his body. Where was B movie king Jason Statham when he was needed?
YouTube - HITMAN TRAILER [OFFICIAL]
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Just be glad it isn't Vin Diesel anymore.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
Just be glad it isn't Vin Diesel anymore.
At least Vin Diesel has arms.
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You're going to need to clarify that.
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I'm still going to see it but I agree that this a PERFECT Statham roll.
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I could arm wrestle and beat this guy. He's not exactly the pinnacle of masculinity.
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Originally Posted by MacinTommy
I'm still going to see it but I agree that this a PERFECT Statham roll.
Originally Posted by Laminar
I could arm wrestle and beat this guy. He's not exactly the pinnacle of masculinity.
Other than his voice, neither is the VG Hitman.

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I might still see it, but my only problem is in the trailer has stuff blowing up, like a hardcore action flick. If you have played the game, the main weapon is chlorophyll and silent pistol. The goal rank was 'Silent' Assassin'. He was a professional and discreet taking out his marks, even some missions you could do without even firing a shot.
... I agree Stathom, no question about it. He was the first and ONLY person I thought of that should have this role.
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Originally Posted by MacinTommy
I'm still going to see it but I agree that this a PERFECT Statham roll.
Statham roll? Is that like a Yorkshire pie? 
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Hopefully, they don't put random clips from the game in odd places of the movie.
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That actually looks pretty awesome, but yeah, Statham all the way. In fact, they should have just renamed the transporter movies to "Hitman" something or other.
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Originally Posted by WhozeJohnGalt
Very nice  .
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They're calling the official trailer Sh!tman on Aint It Cool News. 
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Originally Posted by Super Mario
Statham roll? Is that like a Yorkshire pie?
What is a Yorkshire Pie?
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Originally Posted by moonmonkey
What is a Yorkshire Pie?
It's like a Statham roll. It hasn't been invented yet 
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