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Clinically Insane
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Sep 18, 2007, 11:28 AM
 
That is the MacNN Super Secret Sex Cult Chapter (MSSSCC).

Like all successful chapters, we will need volunteers for the following positions:
  • treasurer
  • secretary
  • meeting organizer/minutes taker
  • newsletter manager

We will also need to elect a president and vice president.

Because this is a secret sex cult, if you are worried about your workplace or loved one discovering your membership and involvement, I suggest changing your nickname to something other than your real life name. I will have to come up with an alias.

Please indicate what you can offer this organization and how you would like to be involved.

We also need a logo and mascot.

Mods, is there anyway to make this thread invisible to everybody but cult members and people who might be interested in joining the cult?
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 11:46 AM
 
LAWL

I'll be newsletter manager and/or "talent scout"
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 11:49 AM
 
Whenever I have the sex the women tell me to keep the fact that we did it super secret. I think it's because they want me all to themselves.

*cue derogatory remark from Laminar, Jaw, sek, Rumor, or starman*
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 11:54 AM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
Whenever I have the sex the women tell me to keep the fact that we did it super secret. I think it's because they want me all to themselves.

*cue derogatory remark from Laminar, Jaw, sek, Rumor, or starman*
You don't think it has anything to do with the fact that you find them on desperate.com, do you?

There's your zing, dude. Enjoy <wink>
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 11:59 AM
 
Here's the logo


"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:01 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
Whenever I have the sex the women tell me to keep the fact that we did it super secret. I think it's because they want me all to themselves.

*cue derogatory remark from Laminar, Jaw, sek, Rumor, or starman*
You suck.

How was that?

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Sep 18, 2007, 12:03 PM
 
I see you have a lot of junk in your trunk. Jumper Cables. A Toolbox. 10 3 2
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:04 PM
 
Bluesky, that is a GREAT logo! It's hard to get too upset about a yellow house, right?

I nominate you as chief logo manager. Will you accept this assignment?
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:06 PM
 
Yes venerable leader.

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Sep 18, 2007, 12:07 PM
 
Nobodies putting any junk into my trunk.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by BlueSky View Post
Yes venerable leader.
Well, it's not official that I'm your leader yet, but I'm obviously the most qualified...

     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:08 PM
 
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Nobodies putting any junk into my trunk.
Who are the nobodies?
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
You suck.
Direct and to the point. That's the best way, really.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:14 PM
 
Dakar3: enough of your jibber jabbering... Are you in, or out? (If you are in, you are welcome to jibber jabber as much as you like as long as I'm your president)
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:48 PM
 
Are any women going to join? Cause if not, I'll have to pass.

Oh, and will their be secret numbering system like Todd's?
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
Are any women going to join? Cause if not, I'll have to pass.

Oh, and will their be secret numbering system like Todd's?
Well, this will be up to the president to decide, but if I'm elected your president I will allow anybody to join as long as they like sex and like me, their president.

I would also like to keep the secret numbering system, because if it ain't broke, why fix it? Have *you* decoded the secret numbers yet? I rest my case...
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:54 PM
 
OK, I'm in. And you sound like an OK president to me.
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Sep 18, 2007, 12:57 PM
 
Oh, and another possibility for a logo.

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Sep 18, 2007, 12:58 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
OK, I'm in. And you sound like an OK president to me.
Okay.... Is design219 your real name, or do we need to create a super secret MSSSCC alias for you?
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:01 PM
 
I think the main rule is that we should have constant sex day and night, sex sex sex. After we get that down, maybe we can move on to having sex with a partner. And no bestiality or Oreos.

"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:14 PM
 
Originally Posted by BlueSky View Post
I think the main rule is that we should have constant sex day and night, sex sex sex. After we get that down, maybe we can move on to having sex with a partner. And no bestiality or Oreos.
I think you should bring this proposal (that I will support) to our next meeting. Unfortunately, we don't have a meeting time and location set up yet since we don't have a meeting officer yet. Would you like to be our meeting officer?

As far as location goes, I think we would be easily spotted if we setup our own meetings in a specialized, devoted thread. It would probably be best to conduct secret meetings within one of Abe's threads, I think.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:17 PM
 
We could also just assemble meetings on an ad hoc basis as needs present themselves. We could summon the other members with a secret code word.

I nominate the word "the" as our super secret summoning code word.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:21 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Is design219 your real name, or do we need to create a super secret MSSSCC alias for you?
Of course it's my real name.

Can I pick my own MSSSCC alias, or will I be assigned one?
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by BlueSky View Post
And no bestiality or Oreos.
What do you have against Oreos? I think this is starting to fall apart.
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
What do you have against Oreos? I think this is starting to fall apart.
Sorry, I was in a hurry. I meant no Oreo pizzas.


"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:32 PM
 
You know, nothing says healthy American diet like Oreo Pizza.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 01:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
Of course it's my real name.

Can I pick my own MSSSCC alias, or will I be assigned one?
Of course you can pick one, this isn't communist China where your names are assigned within their sex cult chapters.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 02:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Of course you can pick one, this isn't communist China where your names are assigned within their sex cult chapters.
OK, my handle will be John Holmes.
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Sep 18, 2007, 02:10 PM
 
Mine will be "not besson3c"... This means that besson3c is available to anybody that wants it.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 02:11 PM
 
Damn clever you.
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Sep 18, 2007, 02:37 PM
 
Guys, I think that Abe should be our mascot... Any objections?
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 03:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
Whenever I have the sex the women tell me to keep the fact that we did it super secret. I think it's because they want me all to themselves.

*cue derogatory remark from Laminar, Jaw, sek, Rumor, or starman*
They don't want people knowing that they gave you a mercy ****.

Done to oblige Dakar.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 03:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
Whenever I have the sex the women tell me to keep the fact that we did it super secret. I think it's because they want me all to themselves.
More likely because they are married.

Ok, I wasn't on your list, but couldn't resist.
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Sep 18, 2007, 03:49 PM
 
Oversight on my part.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 03:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
More likely because they are married.

Ok, I wasn't on your list, but couldn't resist.
Go ahead, stroke the ego.
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Sep 18, 2007, 03:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor View Post
They don't want people knowing that they gave you a mercy ****.

Done to oblige Dakar.
Congrats on picking the obvious joke.

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Sep 18, 2007, 03:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Congrats on picking the obvious joke.
You're welcome.
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Sep 18, 2007, 04:09 PM
 
I said congrats, not thank you.

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Sep 18, 2007, 04:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Congrats on picking the obvious joke.
Originally Posted by Rumor View Post
You're welcome.
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
I said congrats, not thank you.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 04:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
I said congrats, not thank you.
Wanna go make up?
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Sep 18, 2007, 05:01 PM
 
You guys just broke my dweebometer.
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 05:08 PM
 
I'm sure its not something an unfunny comment about boobs can't fix.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 05:11 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
I'm sure its not something an unfunny comment about boobs can't fix.
I don't do unfunny comments, so you'll have to step up to that plate.
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 05:19 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
I don't do unfunny comments, so you'll have to step up to that plate.
You're right. This one has me rolling.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 05:23 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakarʒ View Post
You're right. This one has me rolling.
Dryer not quite do your panties properly or something?
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 06:48 PM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Dryer not quite do your panties properly or something?

What is it with you and your constant sexist remarks? It's no wonder we don't have any females in MSSSCC cabinet positions yet.

If you keep up this behavior you will not be allowed to be apart of this cult.
     
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Sep 18, 2007, 07:58 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor View Post
Wanna go make up?
Your post was a lot funnier when I could see the image above it. For some reason IE7 on the lab computers won't show any images on NN.

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Sep 19, 2007, 06:13 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Guys, I think that Abe should be our mascot... Any objections?
You just wanna have sex with the mascot. This is ROBOT sex, not furry sex.
     
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Sep 19, 2007, 07:14 AM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Dryer not quite do your panties properly or something?
Which one of us decided to come in and call people dweebs for no reason?
     
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Sep 19, 2007, 07:41 AM
 
Did that hurt your feelings?
     
 
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