[besson3c]

This thread is in honor of the great MacNN member Dork.. Unlike several other members, including me, I think Dork. is universally liked. He is friendly, very smart, loyal, a hard worker, probably good at running and jumping, has nice hair, and wears really sharp looking suspenders.

I think we should all take some time out of our day to raise a glass in toast to our good friend Dork. whose birthday is on Saturday!



(Just as a preemptive means to ward off the pedantic responses about the rule about no threads about other members, obviously the purpose of that rule is to prevent people from writing negative threads as a form of retaliation. I hope we can all agree that there is no malice intended this thread, and that this thread would be approved by Dork., so please chill, k?)

[pinenuts]

I am pretty sure there is a law here making it illegal to have topics about other registered members of forums.macnn.com.

Please indicate present and accounted for if is it wrong of me for consider this. Then.

[iMOTOR]

Hey, at least this thread isn't about prostitution.

[MindFad]

[Dork.]

It's nice to know I'm appreciated by horn players everywhere!



(But this thread is RIPE for locking....)

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by MindFad 

hahaha, that is awesome. reminds me of me in the tub...

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

(But this thread is RIPE for locking....)

[osiris]

...in before the lock...

I appreciate The Dork. and all he has done for me.
Like that time in 'nam, when charlie was coming in too close and we only had one grenade......yada yada yada, free ice cream and balloons.

[wallinbl]

Originally Posted by residentEvil 

hahaha, that is awesome. reminds me of me in the tub...

Why? Some guy in tights comes by to wash your knob?

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by wallinbl 

Why? Some guy in tights comes by to wash your knob?

You mean this doesn't happen to you?

[wallinbl]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

You mean this doesn't happen to you?

"The royal penis is clean, your highness"

[besson3c]

Here are my questions for you, Dork., in no particular order:

26) If you had to choose between being dipped in a tub of battery acid or watch a Mets game, which would you choose?

11) What is your favorite oatmeal flavor?

6) How much ointment do you go through in a week?

17) Even though actual robots that you can have sex with don't really exist yet, would you have sex with one if given the opportunity, once they exist?

8) What is your favorite Patrick Swayze movie? Steve Guttenberg movie? Tony Danza TV appearance?

3) How much do you weigh?

7) Who is your favorite smurf?

5) Are you happy that Christopher Columbus discovered America?

9) What sexy things have happened to you?

10) Can you backflip?

2) Do you know Tai Chi?

15) Can you boil an ice cube?

13) When you play Monopoly, what player piece do you choose for yourself?

18) Do you think the game "Frogger" is realistic?

12) Am I the best there is here?

16) Are you pro or anti abortion?

4) Do you have any super powers?

14) Are you Batman?

22) How fast can you run?

24) Can you dunk?

21) Do you have any sexual fetishes that some or many would consider unusual? If so, what are they?

19) When you do your engineering, do you put on a train hat?

23) Do you normally wear a hat? If so, what kind of hat?

20) Do you like getting spam emails?

25) Were you scared of the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz? (I thought he was stupid)

1) Do you have diarrhea right now?

27) When you play checkers, do you allow double jumps once kinged?

28) Do you like flapjacks?

[rickey939]

I remember when gorickey had a thread like this.

[Dork.]

Answers to Besson3c's questions:

1-12) It depends!

13-22) It varies, based on my mood at the time.

23)


24) I can dunk my donuts into my coffee.

25-27) The way the Mets played last month, I'd be scared that my checkers would get dipped in battery acid if I double jumped!

28) We call them pancakes in this country, you hoser! Or at least, all the cool people here do.