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I don't think they are doing it right...
Actually, if you read the article, they'd give up sex for six months for the tv, but still...
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Moderator  Join Date: Dec 2000
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Maybe their sex is worse than their food. 
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If I gave up sex for many consecutive 6 month periods (done), maybe I could get multiple TVs (waiting for).
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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What one needs to understand is that most British birds are ugly. Who'd want sex with an ugly bird?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Come now Doof, I've met more than my fair share of British hotties both in the UK and out. Hmm, maybe that's the problem: I've just been hogging them all. 
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777 
Yea, 50in HDTV with Vaseline dispenser on the side.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Doofy
What one needs to understand is that most British birds are ugly. Who'd want sex with an ugly bird?
Speaketh the truth.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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I hate ugly birds, that's why I make it a point to only have sex with peacocks...
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I hate ugly birds, that's why I make it a point to only have sex with peacocks penguins...
F*****g fixed
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My wife would never let me get a TV larger than about 32", so, yeah, I'd have to give up sex for a TV like that.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Only in Ameraca!
You spelled Amaraca® wrong, you infidel !
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Clinically Insane
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Noted. I will be saying it again, have no fear!
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In order to watch porn. Oh the irony.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Originally Posted by BRussell
My wife would never let me get a TV larger than about 32", so, yeah, I'd have to give up sex for a TV like that.
That'll teach her!
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Administrator  Join Date: Apr 2001
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When I first read the title, I thought "maybe these guys like the idea of being asked for sex in exchange for something". On review, I see that I was completely wrong. Silly me.
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Glenn -----
OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Originally Posted by BRussell
My wife would never let me get a TV larger than about 32", so, yeah, I'd have to give up sex for a TV like that.
wait ... you're married and you still have sex to give up?
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Originally Posted by Wiskedjak
wait ... you're married and you still have sex to give up?
Two minutes of heaven every Wednesday.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Wiskedjak
wait ... you're married and you still have sex to give up?
I thought that giving sex up was the whole point of marriage?  
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I thought that giving sex up was the whole point of marriage?
Yep. When you're married, giving up sex twice a year in exchange for a 50 inch TV is easy.
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This thread title is misleading, and I demand it be changed. It should read Battlestar Galactica > Sex.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Originally Posted by BRussell
Flight of the Conchords...... how I love thee. I'm in stitches again and that's the sixth time I've seen it.
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Clinically Insane
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Flight of the Conchords is bloody awesome.
Anyway, I'm not sure I'd give up sex for 6 days for a plasma. Better yet, I could work part-time as a man-whore and pay for it by having more sex.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally Posted by Cold Warrior
Maybe their sex is worse than their food.
I always thought the food was quite good, I can't comment on the sex.
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Moderator  Join Date: May 2001
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Originally Posted by Doofy
What one needs to understand is that most British birds are ugly. Who'd want sex with an ugly bird?
Who'd even wanna have sex with birds?
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by OreoCookie
Who'd even wanna have sex with birds?
I know people that have sex with Chick ens.
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@Turtle
I caught the joke alright. That's why I've written my reply in pseudo-American slang.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by OreoCookie
@Turtle
I caught the joke alright. That's why I've written my reply in pseudo-American slang.
Uhm, I guess I didn't get the "pseudo-American slang" 
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Originally Posted by Cipher13
Anyway, I'm not sure I'd give up sex for 6 days for a plasma. Better yet, I could work part-time as a man-whore and pay for it by having more sex.
Yeah giving bjs to crusty old men for $10 each sounds awesome!
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Originally Posted by BRussell
Yeah giving bjs to crusty old men for $10 each sounds awesome!
PM me.
(I kid, I kid)
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by BRussell
Yeah giving bjs to crusty old men for $10 each sounds awesome!
My clientèle would strictly be extremely hot women aged 18-28.
Somehow, I don't think that particular demographic needs to pay for sex. Perhaps my plan is flawed.
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