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Garfield with no Garfield = Funny!
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Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life.
Exactly. It's funny now.
There was another one a while ago where they removed all of Garfield's words. It too was better than the original Garfield strips.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Wow. It makes alot more sense, since in reality cats never do anything but stare at the wall or vommit, they might as well not even be there.
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I wonder why that's so funny? It is, but I don't know why.
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Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx 
Wow. It makes alot more sense, since in reality cats never do anything but stare at the wall or vommit, they might as well not even be there.
OK its a little more funny when you put it that way. hahha yeah i hate cats.
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I think in the original strips when they first came out, Garfield didn't talk, he just sat there.
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Ok, not to kill the mood or anything, but most of these are NOT funny at all.
Doesn't matter if Garfield is in it or not.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Ok, not to kill the mood or anything, but most of these are NOT funny at all.
...is the correct answer.
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Get rid of Jon too and we might be on to something.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Skeleton
I think in the original strips when they first came out, Garfield didn't talk, he just sat there.
He used to say "Feed me," a lot.
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Originally Posted by ort888
Get rid of Jon too and we might be on to something.
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That looks like a suicidal flower jumping over a cliff...
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Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx
Wow. It makes alot more sense, since in reality cats never do anything but stare at the wall or vommit, they might as well not even be there.
Ya well even my cat knows how to spell "a lot".
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I love it! That's awesome.
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
Ya well even my cat knows how to spell "a lot".
Your statement is useless without pics!
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
Ya well even my cat knows how to spell "a lot".
"Yeah"?
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Ahhhahahaha, the strips and this thread are "priceless".
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Now thats what I'm talkin about!
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Astronomy has discovered the schnapps in space. Someone, he or she, had hidden it behind intergalactic clouds, probably marked for safety by a creative hand, so the space cleaning lady will not take delight in it. Sometime the clouds will breakup for me, and the beautiful women waiting behind feed me with truthful truffles. Finally water me with the essence of their heavenly appearance, until everything glows ruby red around me.
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I'm partial to the Garfield Randomizer, which randomly assembles three unrelated panels from different Garfield strips.
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Astronomy has discovered the schnapps in space. Someone, he or she, had hidden it behind intergalactic clouds, probably marked for safety by a creative hand, so the space cleaning lady will not take delight in it. Sometime the clouds will breakup for me, and the beautiful women waiting behind feed me with truthful truffles. Finally water me with the essence of their heavenly appearance, until everything glows ruby red around me.
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one of todays 
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Originally Posted by wataru
I'm partial to the Garfield Randomizer, which randomly assembles three unrelated panels from different Garfield strips.
If it could also remove Garfield we'd finally have a cartoon strip for the thinking man.
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
How deeply profound.
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I dunno man, that's some pretty funny **** to me. 
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Originally Posted by osiris
How deeply profound.
I believe it visualizes man's constant struggle with being grounded versus freedom, while at the same time exploring all our issues with mortality.
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and it shows its deep spiritual side. proud of you
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
I believe it visualizes man's constant struggle with being grounded versus freedom, while at the same time exploring all our issues with mortality.
Precisely. And, if I may add, it succinctly represents an untimely end for those who do choose to break free.
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
and it shows its deep spiritual side. proud of you
That too.
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Whoa... is this one for real?
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Thanks Erik. First solid laugh of the day.. 
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Surely it's doctored. Gotta be.
Doesn't matter though; I still laughed.
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it makes sense. he got a bag put over his head by a grocery store clerk who he flirted with, and now he's depressed. The entire going out to shoot himself part though..... uhh??
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I got a good chuckle out of this one:
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I have to say, for some of these I prefer Realfield.
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Originally Posted by wataru
I'm partial to the Garfield Randomizer, which randomly assembles three unrelated panels from different Garfield strips.
Hehehe.
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If only there was a Garfield remover and a randomizer that worked together, life would make sense.
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The possibilities are endless.
What about a randomizer with only panels containing Odie?
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and then a clown cries on the beach... so sad.
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Originally Posted by osiris
and then a clown cries on the beach... so sad.
Needs to be more artsy/depressing.
Black & white and grainy.
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perfect!
I mean, perfecto. I want to really die now.
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