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imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 10:24 AM

Let's post our favorite Star Wars quotes, or just random SW quotes. I'll start.
"It's a trap!"- Admiral Ackbar

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 10:25 AM

"Beep beep beep" - R2D2

Andrew Stephens · Mar 13, 2008, 10:28 AM

"F**king rebel alliance twatterz. Coming round here and blowing up my Death Star. B**ll**ks to them" - Darth Vader

imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 10:28 AM

"That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault. He tricked me into going this way."- C3PO.

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 10:29 AM

I beginning to become consumed with this subplot of the words people self-censor. **** was okay, but bullocks wasn't?

imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 10:30 AM

"I find your lack of fath in censoring disturbing."

olePigeon · Mar 13, 2008, 11:01 AM

But we play bad guys in Hollywood movies, like, take, uh, The Empire Strikes Back from the Star Wars trilogy. The Death Star – just full of British actors opening doors and going:
"Oh, I'm … oh … oh."
"What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?"
"It's just the rebels, sir. They're here."
"My God, man! Do they want tea?"
"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag."
"Damn! That's dashed cunning of them! Ah, Lord Vader!"
[hollow breath] "Uh … hello?"

Because he was only impressive because he had that James Earl Jones voice:
[deep voice] "I'm … I am Vader. The force is strong with you."

If he had a much more [high wimpy voice]:
"'Ello! Look, I'm Lord Vader, and just pay a-bloody-ttention, all right? Luke, Luke, the force is strong with you."
"Is it?"
"Yeah."
"Well, who told you that?"
"Uh, s-some bloke. Yeah, he said the force is really rather strong with you."
"Well, how strong?"
"Uh, as strong as a small pony."
"Oh, that's quite strong, that is."

Film would never have f*ckin' worked, would it?

Eriamjh · Mar 13, 2008, 11:08 AM

It's like that time when the Emporer figured out the key to dramatic dialog:
"Something something somthing dark side. Something something something complete!"

starman · Mar 13, 2008, 11:12 AM

"I just want to make a friggin' Windows Media file"

andi*pandi · Mar 13, 2008, 11:15 AM

"all jedi had was a bunch of muppets."

Jawbone54 · Mar 13, 2008, 11:16 AM

"There...is...ano...ther...Sky...wal...kerrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

It never gets old watching a puppet speak his last words on his death bed.

osiris · Mar 13, 2008, 11:33 AM

Rotini!

Those Jawas sure do like their pasta.

olePigeon · Mar 13, 2008, 11:39 AM

"Great kid, don't get penisy."

osiris · Mar 13, 2008, 11:43 AM

"Why Leia, it must be cold here in Cloud City - your nipples are fully erect."

sek929 · Mar 13, 2008, 11:52 AM

"Our tongues can't repel taste of THAT magnitude!"

From Robot Chicken

Andrew Stephens · Mar 13, 2008, 11:52 AM

"So Luke, at just what point were you going to tell me that I was your sister?"

lpkmckenna · Mar 13, 2008, 11:54 AM

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

d4nth3m4n · Mar 13, 2008, 11:55 AM

from the backstroke of the west.

Laminar · Mar 13, 2008, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth

I beginning to become consumed with this subplot of the words people self-censor. **** was okay, but bullocks wasn't?

I read it as "ballsacks," but neither one fits the asterisks (is that the correct pluralization?) he used.

exca1ibur · Mar 13, 2008, 12:10 PM

These are not the droids you're looking for - Obi Wan (Jedi Mind Trick)

Laugh it up fuzzball - Han Solo

I've got a bad feeling about this - Han Solo / Princess Leia

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we will have our revenge - Darth Maul

We would be honored if you would join us - Darth Vader

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 12:13 PM

I guess in all seriousness this would be my favorite.

"Uh, we had a slight sourcing malfunction, but…uh, everything's perfectly fine now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. How are you?"

osiris · Mar 13, 2008, 12:15 PM

ok then:

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

Gankdawg · Mar 13, 2008, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n

from the backstroke of the west.

exca1ibur · 03:02 PM

Who is the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool that follows the fool? - Obi Wan

Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Tiresias · Mar 13, 2008, 01:15 PM

You know you are among nerds when...

starman · Mar 13, 2008, 01:15 PM

Relax kid, it's only a movie.

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

You know you are among nerds when...

They post on MacNN?

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth

They post on MacNN?

Add numbers to their nicks ?

Tiresias · Mar 13, 2008, 01:20 PM

Really, how's he doing that?

sek929 · Mar 13, 2008, 01:37 PM

An impostor!

olePigeon · Mar 13, 2008, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by exca1ibur

Help me, Obi Wan, ~~your~~ you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Fixed.

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 02:54 PM

Ah, one of the Empire's famed GrammarTroopers.

imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 02:56 PM

Open the blast door, open the blast door!

exca1ibur · Mar 13, 2008, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Fixed.

Oops.

and the famous one...

I, am your father - Darth Vader

imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by exca1ibur

Oops.

and the famous one...

I, am your father - Darth Vader

Your powers are weak, old man.

olePigeon · Mar 13, 2008, 03:27 PM

"The illustrious Jabba would like to know why he must pay 50,000."
"... because he's holding a thermal detonator!"

Andhee · Mar 13, 2008, 03:28 PM

"Luke, I'm your father..."
I'm pretty sure thats from star wars.

lpkmckenna · Mar 13, 2008, 03:37 PM

No! I am your father!

brassplayersrock² · Mar 13, 2008, 03:53 PM

no! i'm pretty sure THIS guy is your father!

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 03:54 PM

Let's not bring your boyfriend into this.

brassplayersrock² · Mar 13, 2008, 03:56 PM

still holding that grudge? it has been three years since he chose me over you dakar!

Dakar the Fourth · Mar 13, 2008, 03:59 PM

A real shame my heterosexuality was the deciding factor.

brassplayersrock² · Mar 13, 2008, 04:02 PM

A real shame that you have to lie to yourself every minute of every day

olePigeon · Mar 13, 2008, 04:07 PM

If Dakar doesn't come out of the closet, I'm gonna cap 'dis b*tch.

BadKosh · Mar 13, 2008, 04:41 PM

"I know one thing for sure....We're all gonna be lot thinner"

Han in garbage masher.

imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Andhee

"Luke, I'm your father..."
I'm pretty sure thats from star wars.

No, it's not. It's actually, "No, I am your father." I love how everyone always thinks that it is "Luke, I'm your ~~führer~~ father."

olePigeon · Mar 13, 2008, 05:24 PM

One of the most brilliant scenes in Star Wars, just before Han gets frozen:

"I love you..."
"I know."

imitchellg5 · Mar 13, 2008, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

One of the most brilliant scenes in Star Wars, just before Han gets frozen:

"I love you..."
"I know."

I love the follow up to in Return of the Jedi when Leia gets shot.
Han: "I love you."
Leia: "I know."

Laminar · Mar 13, 2008, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

Really, how's he doing that?

If you check out the address line of the impostor's public profile, you'll see the name is actually "Dakara thea Fourth."

starman · Mar 13, 2008, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

One of the most brilliant scenes in movie history, just before Han gets frozen:

"I love you..."
"I know."

Fixed