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Do Humans Digest Corn?
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Do Humans Digest Corn?
I do so love corn, it tastes oh so sweet.
But I have noticed embarrassed that what goes in
Goes back out so whole and complete.
My body does not want it
And it leaves with the ****.
What is going on I tell you I know not a bit.
So tell me dear folks is it all for the best
Not to eat what what the body does not want
Or digest?
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Yes, but not all of it. If you don't chew properly, there's a good chance kernels wil pass through intact.
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Are we supposed to answer in the form of a poem?
If so, peeb fails.
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I too like corn,
It is hard to beat.
But I catch more scorn,
for preferring meat.
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Carrots and peas
My body does please
But corn, that sweet stuff
Makes me angry enough.
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Corn is the future,
we must commit.
If only we could eat it,
and then drive with the sh*t.
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I like corn...
I can't think of a rhyme.
I'm the worst damn poet
in the history of time,
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corn digesting in my gut
do you change your state?
are you different in the bowl
than you were on my plate?
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Corn is nutritious
It does a body good
Oh how delicious
More eat I should
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{{{ mindwaves }}}
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Corn, Corn.
The non musical Veg
The more I eat, the more I hedge.
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What, me worry?
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Eating corn will do you good;
watching porn will screw you.
Watching corn will bore you dead;
and eating porn will poo you.
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meh
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Originally Posted by mindwaves 
Corn is nutritious
It does a body good
Oh how delicious
More eat I should
Yoda poetry?
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We meet we part
We eat we fart
We hope to meet again.
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I ate a kernel
Chew chew chew, I did my best
Still it tore some 'rhoids
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i ate some kernal
it was yummy, but spiky
now my computer no workie
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Note, brassplayersrock
Five-seven-five, do make me
Learn, grasshopper, learn
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Corn is bright yellow
Your feces light or dark brown
Makes for great contrast
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