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design219 · Apr 7, 2008, 09:27 PM

Any of you guys ever used any of these? If so, was it for need or extended fun?

(yeah, like anyone going to respond to this)

turtle777 · Apr 7, 2008, 09:32 PM

No, but it was fun

-t

Oisín · Apr 7, 2008, 09:33 PM

Haven’t had the need yet. Don’t think I’d dare if I had the need. With my luck, I’d probably end up with a 48-hour stiffy, blue balls, and severe abdominal cramps.

Atomic Rooster · Apr 7, 2008, 09:52 PM

I don't need it.

I can lift weights.

When I turn 100 I can be like Moses. I say rise you shriveled sausage, God commands it. But what's the use? Who's going to bonk an old fart.

It's the four hour warning that scares the crap out of me.

ZBill · Apr 10, 2008, 03:38 PM

Yeah, I signed on here just to answer you guys, lol.
I'm 54, and one of my meds causes partial impotence.
Now, I happen to have a new girlfriend, and she insists that I always take levitra. We occasionally have sex until I am exhausted, about 3 hours. Usually though, an hour is enough for her, and I have to find ways to keep her interested.
My muscles get so sore that I have to stop lifting weights for about a week. It's harder than a 10 mile hike.
But don't take them if you don't need them. You don't want to end up in an emergency room with priapism and having a tired surgeon cutting into your manhood.

Faust · Apr 10, 2008, 03:39 PM

I'm sure that guys will admit to needing Viagra. Yes. Right. Those things sell like hell but no one uses them.

Jawbone54 · Apr 10, 2008, 04:12 PM

Three hours?

THREE hours?

Jawbone54 · Apr 10, 2008, 04:14 PM

Oh...and why wasn't this a public poll?

Goldfinger · Apr 10, 2008, 04:44 PM

Isn't it dangerous to take viagra if you don't need it ? Especially when you're young.

turtle777 · Apr 10, 2008, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Goldfinger

Isn't it dangerous to take viagra if you don't need it ? Especially when you're young.

Yes, but you can't be cool w/o exposing yourself to unnecessary medical risk.

-t

OldManMac · Apr 10, 2008, 05:19 PM

I've thought about it; at my age sex is very tiring. I get exhausted just holding up the magazine.

Laminar · Apr 10, 2008, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by OldManMac

I've thought about it; at my age sex is very tiring. I get exhausted just holding up the magazine.

hahaha...classic

design219 · Apr 10, 2008, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Oh...and why wasn't this a public poll?

Well, I actually though making it private might get more responses, but it doesn't seem many want to say much about this subject.

The three hours guy... wow. Just, wow. I'd like to know his tricks to keeping her interested for the second and third hour.

Dork. · Apr 10, 2008, 07:41 PM

You know you're getting old when you brag about sleep like you used to brag about sex.

"Yup, we went to bed early last night and slept for hours and hours! We just slept and slept and then slept some more! It was the most amazing sleep I've had in a long time!"

badidea · 10:03 AM

edit

Oisín · Apr 11, 2008, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by Dork.

You know ~~you're getting old~~ your kids are getting older when you brag about sleep like you used to brag about sex.

"Yup, we went to bed early last night and slept for hours and hours! We just slept and slept and then slept some more! It was the most amazing sleep I've had in a long time!"

Fixed.

BlueSky · Apr 11, 2008, 11:16 AM

I have no need for any of those, I have a fantastic sex life. Even thinking of getting a partner.

ZBill · Apr 11, 2008, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by design219

The three hours guy... wow. Just, wow. I'd like to know his tricks to keeping her interested for the second and third hour.

Alcohol helps. Certain types of videos. But mostly, stimulating ALL of the pleasure centers, changing positions, and having a willing partner.
Do not talk much, except to express pleasure, and tell her how great she is. Maybe use dirty words if she wants them to trigger different emotions like guilt, or shame.

You have to please the woman, not yourself. Never cause pain, unless she wants it. Alternating between light pain and pleasure can make it more of a fantasy, a REAL experience, an incredible memory.

Too Much Information yet?

OH yeah, sleep. I haven't slept much for years. I would love to sleep more than 5 hours.

design219 · Apr 11, 2008, 11:30 AM

OK, now this thread is getting good.

BadKosh · Apr 11, 2008, 11:42 AM

Cialis. Wonderful stuff. Hard as a rock when you need to be. Take one and have a great 3 day weekend!

Laminar · Apr 11, 2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by design219

The three hours guy... wow. Just, wow. I'd like to know his tricks to keeping her interested for the second and third hour.

Personally, I was wondering what happens after minute 4.

ajprice · Apr 11, 2008, 12:17 PM

Tried it once and didn't swallow it fast enough, had a stiff neck all night

.

Dakar the Fourth · Apr 11, 2008, 12:18 PM

*throws tomato and rotten cabbage*

BRussell · Apr 11, 2008, 12:26 PM

Remember, contact your physician if you experience priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Tee-hee.

ajprice · Apr 11, 2008, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth

*throws tomato and rotten cabbage*

Waka waka waka

Atheist · Apr 11, 2008, 12:45 PM

I've tried them all... didn't help.

analogue SPRINKLES · Apr 11, 2008, 12:51 PM

Until this thread i never really new what those ads for Cialis were. Guess I do now.

Never heard of Levitra though.

design219 · Apr 11, 2008, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES

Until this thread i never really new what those ads for Cialis were. Guess I do now.

Never heard of Levitra though.

Oh, you've got a GOOD spam filter.

Oisín · Apr 12, 2008, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES

Until this thread i never really new what those ads for Cialis were. Guess I do now.

Never heard of Levitra though.

I figured it out a while ago, but for a long time I thought Cialis was some kind of mobile phone company or something. I mean, Viagra really sounds like a potency drug, but Cialis just doesn’t.

I’d never heard of Levitra, either.

Originally Posted by Badidea

edit

Aww, you’re no fun. Luckily, I got to read it before the edit.

design219 · Apr 12, 2008, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Luckily, I got to read it before the edit.

He he, me too.

Chongo · Apr 12, 2008, 10:11 AM

I get the 100 mg Viagra and cut them in half, same price as the 50 mg. You have to pay retail because none of the medical plans cover ED drugs.

Oisín · Apr 12, 2008, 05:24 PM

Dolores O’Riordan’s voice just soared through the air here with the words, “Move over, move over: there’s a climax coming my way”.

I found that oddly appropriate for this thread.

ghporter · Apr 12, 2008, 07:03 PM

There's a group called The Austin Lounge Lizards, who do ...let's call 'em "parody and commentary" songs. One of them, the title song on that album, is called "The Drugs I Need," and it ends with one of those disclaimers you hear rattled off during a drug commercial-only quite funny. Including one of those "in case of an erection lasting more than four hours..." lines. Buy the song, listen and enjoy. And for a biting (no pun intended) application of the song, look here.

Peter · Sep 11, 2008, 05:21 AM

Cialis? I thought thats what you were given when your kidneys bust.

cjrivera · Sep 11, 2008, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by BRussell

Remember, contact your physician if you experience priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Tee-hee.

That's just bragging.

Dakar V · Sep 11, 2008, 10:31 AM

Puns seem hard to come by in this thread. Personally, I'm surprised.

Laminar · Sep 11, 2008, 10:34 AM

I had trouble getting up this morning. This thread helped.

Eug · Sep 11, 2008, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Goldfinger

Isn't it dangerous to take viagra if you don't need it ? Especially when you're young.

Tell that to the guy who tried to sell it to me when I was going up the elevator in my apt. building. Very creepy.

BTW, it was $20 a pill back then (2000). I wonder what they go for now.

Doofy · Sep 11, 2008, 10:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqz7xIZR9vg

cjrivera · Sep 11, 2008, 10:41 AM

We use a lot of Viagra in our nursing home patients....

...helps keep the male patients from rolling out of bed.

Laminar · Sep 11, 2008, 10:48 AM

Oh, like a kickstand. I get it.

ghporter · Sep 11, 2008, 04:19 PM

My wife, a nurse in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (they take care of REALLY tiny babies and really, really sick ones) has administered Viagra many times. It dilates blood vessels, which the babies sometimes need help with. Huh. Caffeine, Viagra, who knows what else...sounds like a party there!

Rumor · Sep 11, 2008, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by ajprice

Tried it once and didn't swallow it fast enough, had a stiff neck all night

.

That's what she said.

Rumor · Sep 11, 2008, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by BRussell

Remember, contact your physician if you experience priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Tee-hee.

Or call Rocco Siffredi.

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Puns seem hard to come by in this thread. Personally, I'm surprised.

You're getting soft.

Shaddim · Sep 11, 2008, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Three hours?

THREE hours?

How else do you spend a long weekend?

BadKosh · Sep 11, 2008, 08:54 PM

Cialis! great for a 3 day weekend. There if ya need it. Especially if she wants it EVERY 15 MINUTES for as long as you can.

stevesnj · Sep 11, 2008, 10:22 PM

Whatever you do don't crush and snort them

Shaddim · Sep 11, 2008, 11:28 PM

I tried Viagra and Cialis once each, just to see what it was like. However, I found that it ruins my control, felt like I was 17 again, "oops, sorry".

ghporter · Sep 12, 2008, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by BadKosh

Cialis! great for a 3 day weekend. There if ya need it. Especially if she wants it EVERY 15 MINUTES for as long as you can.

You invite comments about lasting longer than 15 minutes... But otherwise your observation is a good one; they advertise Cialis with this particular facet in mind, such as "mom and dad starting to get frisky when college daughter shows up out of the blue." I'd take away the kid's key when she went off to college, but that's just me...

BadKosh · Sep 13, 2008, 06:05 AM

No, I said SHE wanted 'IT" every 15 minutes. It lasted longer than 15 minutes each time, but the interval between was about 15 minutes.