[Zeeb]

Fun to read even if you're not white! I found this list to be disturbingly accurate and hilarious. I have determined that irregardless of my actual race I am approximately 65% white.

In particular, check out #40

Link: http://http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

[ghporter]

They could at least have provided a picture of the headquarters for #48. It's an amazing place.

For the record, I ain't that white-and from that list, it's pretty obvious. I do like some entries, but I've never been to San Francisco, I'm not moving to Canada (ever-nothin' but love, guys, but it's not home), I'm a Honda fan, and (GASP!) I'm not personal fan of weed. I do like coffee, though, so I must have something going for me.

[iMOTOR]

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[Oisín]

Despite being so white I’m almost pink, I am apparently only about 37 per cent white by these standards.

I have determined that irregardless of my actual race I am approximately 65% white.

Please tell me that one was on purpose?

[Paco500]

I'm about 60% white myself.

[MacosNerd]

I wonder if I created a blog, how black are you and started putting stereotypical stuff down, how much of an uproar that would have created.

[Zeeb]

Originally Posted by MacosNerd 

I wonder if I created a blog, how black are you and started putting stereotypical stuff down, how much of an uproar that would have created.

There's probably one somewhere actually. Find it and start a thread!

[olePigeon]

Originally Posted by Zeeb 

I have determined that irregardless of my actual race I am approximately 65% white...

Or related to George Bush.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by MacosNerd 

I wonder if I created a blog, how black are you and started putting stereotypical stuff down, how much of an uproar that would have created.

So are you actually offended, or are you bitching for the sake of doing so?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by olePigeon 

Or related to George Bush.

Hey, I did that one already! Find your own grammatical faux pas to quip about!

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Hey, I did that one already! Find your own grammatical faux pas to quip about!

No need to go nuke-ular about it.

[brassplayersrock²]

"how much is a bRazillion?"

[lpkmckenna]

Well, I guess I'm not very white. I like coffee, tea, sushi, and t-shirts. Everything else I'm either bored by or lukewarm too. (I mean, I'll watch the Colbert Report, but I estimate that I watch it less than once a month.)

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

No need to go nuke-ular about it.

Now you’re just grasping at straws.

"how much is a bazillion?"

Half of an eleventillion.

[brassplayersrock²]

damn, i didn't put the r in there

[Zeeb]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Despite being so white I’m almost pink, I am apparently only about 37 per cent white by these standards.

"I have determined that irregardless of my actual race I am approximately 65% white."

Please tell me that one was on purpose?

Hey man, this is the era of NO LABELS. I can be biologically white but my soul can be Black, Hispanic, Native American or whatever pop culture tells me I can be at any one moment.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Zeeb 

Hey man, this is the era of NO LABELS. I can be biologically white but my soul can be Black, Hispanic, Native American or whatever pop culture tells me I can be at any one moment.

The fact that you appear not to have immediately deciphered what my pseudo-condescending witticism was directed at leads me to believe, sadly, that it was not on purpose.

Luckily, olePigeon is cruder and less subtle than I, and has doubtless instilled some sense in you.

[Zeeb]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

The fact that you appear not to have immediately deciphered what my pseudo-condescending witticism was directed at leads me to believe, sadly, that it was not on purpose.

Luckily, olePigeon is cruder and less subtle than I, and has doubtless instilled some sense in you.

What does "pseudo-condescending witticism" mean? I wish I was related to George Bush, then I'd be rich.

[scaught]

I'm part eggplant.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by MacosNerd 

I wonder if I created a blog, how black are you and started putting stereotypical stuff down, how much of an uproar that would have created.

It's actually quite common for people to take some group they belong to and make a "You might be an X if…" list. I've seen it for white people, Mexicans, zookeepers, grad students and a bunch of other groups. This is basically a more sarcastic variant.

[sek929]

According to the list I am only 22% white.

[Mithras]

I score 49/95 = 51% white.