[red rocket]

Several years ago, I used to listen to this Dutch alternative radio station a lot, they occasionally played this rather odd song. It featured some woman singing in a very retro jazz style about how she really needed somebody to f*ck her but couldn’t find anyone because she was so ugly and her plumbing had gone dry in between time. The whole song was like that.

Googling has proved useless, does anyone know the song?

[richwig83]

Hmm i bet that drew up some interesting results from google!!

[ort888]

I think that's a Kylie Minogue song.

[CMYKid]

really needed somebody to f*ck her but couldn’t find anyone because she was so ugly and her plumbing had gone dry in between time

I'm assuming this may have lost something in the translation.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I need to see the video.

[red rocket]

I'm assuming this may have lost something in the translation.

That was verbatim, actually. Some American woman.