[Peter]

Lets try to get to 100.

1) You've owned at least one mac before the colour classic
2) Had a G4 Cube, pimped.
3) Still have Appleworks installed
4) Have a daring fireball tshirt
5) Been banned from a windows forum for trolling
6) Been banned from a Mac forum for trolling
7) "Steve Jobs for President"
8) Imported an iPhone and had it hacked
9) Bought a Mac 3 weeks before it was upgraded.

 

been a mac mod then had that revoked

[Dakar the Fourth]

You forgot start a list defining your mac nerdiness.

[subego]

10) Prayed.

[starman]

Originally Posted by subego 

10) Prayed.

Win

(and no, I didn't pray, but I did hope a LOT)

[Mac User #001]

11) Photoshopped (thats actually a word?!) a fake new Apple product.

And no, I have never done that.

[sek929]

12. Talked about Apple products at a keg party.
13. Every vehicle you owned had and has an Apple sticker on it.

Both true for me.

[olePigeon]

14) Have Apple retail product sales displays on display... in your home.
15) Payed more than $100 for a Think Different poster.
16) Actually own every Think Different poster.
17) Own a pair a Apple branded Adidas.
18) "Apple II Forever" is on your play list.

[BigBadWolf]

16) Have used Macs exclusively since the 80's (even for games)

[olePigeon]

20) Cap'n Crunch isn't just a breakfast cereal.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

16. you insist on spelling any Apple IIs you've owned according to how the label appeared on the computer. (i.e. Apple ][, Apple ][ plus, Apple //e, Apple //c, Apple IIgs).

That's a good one.

[Person Man]

Well, BigBadWolf's is 19, olePigeon is 20, so...

21. you insist that the only true Apple logo is the one with six colors.
22. you've owned an Apple II before you got a Mac.
23. you insist on spelling any Apple IIs you've owned according to how the label appeared on the computer. (i.e. Apple ][, Apple ][ plus, Apple //e, Apple //c, Apple IIgs).
24. you've gone to at least one MacWorld keynote to bask in the glow of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by olePigeon 

19) Captain Crunch isn't just a breakfast cereal.

Don't you mean Cap'n Crunch?

[Person Man]

25. Gone to KFest at least once in your life.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Don't you mean Cap'n Crunch?

Do a search on "John Draper."


God, I'm old, and even he was before my time.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

Do a search on "John Draper."


God, I'm old, and even he was before my time.

I know who he means, but Captain Crunch is not a cereal. Cap'n Crunch is.

[starman]

26. Own the "Macintosh: Leading the Way" songs

Yes, I own them. I think I posted them here once.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I know who he means, but Captain Crunch is not a cereal. Cap'n Crunch is.

Picky, much?

[starman]

27. Have an Apple tattoo

(and no, I don't)

[starman]

28. Have a pic of yourself in front of Apple's "1 Infinite Loop" sign.

(check!)

[olePigeon]

29. The only browser on your computer is Cyberdog.
30. You've visited the "Mother Ship" Apple Store in Cupertino.

[olePigeon]

Originally Posted by starman 

28. Have a pic of yourself in front of Apple's "1 Infinite Loop" sign.

(check!)

31. Have a pic of yourself pissing on the Microsoft sign.

[ort888]

Corrected someone at a retail store.
Re-arranged products at a store to make the Mac ones stand out.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by ort888 

Corrected someone at a retail store.
Re-arranged products at a store to make the Mac ones stand out.

That would be 32 and 33.

34. you cringe every time you see someone call it MAC.
35. you make fun of people who call it MAC.

[olePigeon]

Originally Posted by ort888 

Re-arranged products at a store to make the Mac ones stand out.

I do that to Firefly DVDs.

[subego]

36) You say the capitals in "FatBits" because... well... it's a word you're using every day.

[Andrew Stephens]

37) You call your pet dog Claris

38) You want a pet cow to mate with your pet dog

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

Picky, much?

No, not usually, but I saw this as a good opportunity to bust a grammar nazi's balls.

[analogika]

Originally Posted by Andrew Stephens 

37) You call your pet dog Claris

ClarUs.

Moof.

[analogika]

Originally Posted by starman 

26. Own the "Macintosh: Leading the Way" songs

Yes, I own them. I think I posted them here once.

I believe you actually linked to the ones on my .mac account.

[Randman]

87) Still have .mac.
88) Still waiting for that .mac widget Apple promised years ago.

[scottiB]

89) Know what a PhoneNet transceiver is.
90) Are still using a PhoneNet transceiver. (I am for a LaserWriter NTR)

[TheWOAT]

91. Have tried for years to convert freinds and family to Mac.

[olePigeon]

What happened to 39 through 86?

[osiris]

43) Bloodied your hand whilst working on a Mac

[ort888]

40) Turned down a job offer only because you would have to use a PC

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by ort888 

40) Turned down a job offer only because you would have to use a PC

That's just good sense.

[olePigeon]

42) Own and use a NeXT station.

(And it can time travel! Weird, I posted after TheWOAT.)

[TheWOAT]

40) Installed a beta version of OS 8
41) installed a beta version of OS X

[TheWOAT]

Originally Posted by ort888 

40) Turned down a job offer only because you would have to use a PC

[osiris]

47) Contemplated death as a viable option after installing the beta version of OS X

[Person Man]

OK, let's get the numbering back on track:

Randman = 38 and 39
ScottiB= 40 and 41
TheWOAT = 42
osiris = 43
ort88 = 44
TheWOAT = 45 and 46
osiris = 47

Next one should be 48.

[olePigeon]

49. Waited in line at an Apple Store opening or product release.
50. Waited in line at an Apple Store for no apparent reason.

(My previous post would be 48.)

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Person Man 

OK, let's get the numbering back on track:

Randman = 38 and 39
ScottiB= 40 and 41
TheWOAT = 42
osiris = 43
ort88 = 44
TheWOAT = 45 and 46
osiris = 47

Next one should be 48.

Picky, aren't we?

[Person Man]

51. You own a copy of every version of the Mac OS ever made, from System 0.97 (shipped with first Mac) to Mac OS X 10.5.3.

[TheWOAT]

52) Laughed when a PC user mentioned problems with their sound card.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Picky, aren't we?

Yep, and proud of it, too.

[TheWOAT]

53) Used applescript to save a whole 5 seconds of time from the daily routine.

[olePigeon]

PersonMan 50
TheWOAT 51 & 52
Andhee 53

[11011001]

54) Gone to either WWDC or Mac World
55) Been affected by the RDF

[Person Man]

We're up to 56 now