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No need to reply to previous posts, chronological order is waived too. Time-travel posts welcome.
So I'm waiving the no-nonsense-threads rule for this one. Don't worry about staying on topic, since off-topic is the topic.
Several threads recently wandered all over the place. This thread ought to stay open for awhile.
We do aim to please. Since the members obviously want upgraded nonsense flexibility, this thread should do the trick.
Have fun.
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So what is it about aliens wearing scrubs in public?
Why don't they wear them just in the probatorium and not when they are out on the street
or peering in people's windows? It's kinda gross when they wear their scrubs in public.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
be a sweetie and clean the seatie.
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We'll need Turtle, Dakar, Oisin, Railroader, and Laminar in here....STAT!
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Originally Posted by sek929 
We'll need Turtle, Dakar, Oisin, Railroader, and Laminar in here....STAT!
I'm here to please 
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Originally Posted by sek929
We'll need Turtle, Dakar, Oisin, Railroader, and Laminar in here....STAT!
Are you claiming either of those fine, upstanding gentlemen have proclivities towards straying from the narrow path of a previously defined topic in a thread?
Why I oughta just … God, I could do with some pancakes right now.
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Originally Posted by osiris
please, stay on topic.
Bah. Fcuk this topic. Let's talk about anything *BUT* this topic.
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Is that Osama in an Ewok costume? No wonder he's so hard to find.
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Originally Posted by kman42
Is that Osama in an Ewok costume? No wonder he's so hard to find.
You are as wrong as 300 spartans ever could be...
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Ok, so I decided to post something from the Fail Blog, since this thread epically fails.
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I think MacNN should pay for my internet service.
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Originally Posted by sek929
We'll need Turtle, Dakar, Oisin, Railroader, and Laminar in here....STAT!
Pvt. Roader reporting for duty SIR!
IBCR™
I see invisible dead aliens wearing scrubs who look like Obama Clinton and are prime candidates for a eeeAir.
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This thread is now about burritos.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
You are as wrong as 300 spartans ever could be...
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Why, we oughtta suppress your views in favor of ...
Oh wait. I started the thread. Never mind.
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I love Larry King. There, I said it.
OK, I really don't.
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Originally Posted by reader50
Why, we oughtta suppress your views in favor of ...
I gotta post this, cause it's so MacNN
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K, last for tonight.
NSFW !!! Bouncing ti...
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Do you guys remember that movie "Dumbo"? How the hell could that elephant fly once he had that feather in his trunk? It defied all physics and was just really f-ing stupid. WTF? That movie should have been laughed out of the theaters... No wonder it is called Dumbo.
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Irony is not a flying saucer with Lambo doors.
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Rambo had a brother named Lambo...
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel quite uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn' t overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn' t say a word. So, she said, I' ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn' t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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"The road to success is dotted with the most tempting parking spaces."
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Can't we just stick a NSFW title on this and make this a legendary thread?
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Originally Posted by King Bob On The Cob
Can't we just stick a NSFW title on this and make this a legendary thread?
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This thread needs Tony Danza riding a llama.
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This thread needs Tony Danza riding a llama who's wearing lipstick.
HOT LLAMA THREAD!
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Llama la-la llama,
Warm it up.
Llama la-la llama,
The boys are waiting
My llamas bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
Who's the boss?
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Tony Danza has left the building!
♫Hold me closer Tony Danza...
All a-Llone.. 
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^ Ram a llama ding dong.
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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Is it just me, or is nonsense just not as fun when it is organized?
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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Yeah, spontaneous nonsense is where it's at.
I do hope that the demand of this thread warrants killing off the silly and non-enforceable "no nonsense" rule though.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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What, me worry?
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Originally Posted by design219
Is it just me, or is nonsense just not as fun when it is organized?
So true.
MY 2 year old finds nonsense funny. My 4 year old, not so much.
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Does anybody find it ironic that nonsense is like, uhm, nonsense ?
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That's it. I had enough. I'm gonna stop posting quality nonsense.
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We should create a fake thread, call it real, and let the people who want to post nonsensically to post nonsense there. Maybe that will make them feel whatever it is they feel when they are participating in "real" nonsense in non-nonsense threads.
Nah, that's just nonsense.
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Maybe MacNN's rule should only prohibit nonsense lacking in quality?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Maybe MacNN's rule should only prohibit nonsense lacking in quality?
Well, that's the mostest stupidiest idea I've never uttered.
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(are we on page 2 yet ?)
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I still really think that Dumbo was a stupid movie.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I still really think that Dumbo was a stupid movie.
What ? 
More stupid than the movie about this flying elephant ? Nevar. 
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