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Jul 23, 2008, 02:29 PM
 
I don't want a woman with a beard, but if I did, I'd like a thin, Photoshop-like look.



any tips? is she simply not shaving? or is she using steroids?
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Jul 23, 2008, 02:52 PM
 
Maybe she grew it in the wrong place.
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Jul 23, 2008, 06:53 PM
 
That pictures begs of a PSd uni-brow.

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Jul 23, 2008, 10:13 PM
 
Fake!
I triple-dog dare someone to not get that this is a joke.
     
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Jul 23, 2008, 10:18 PM
 
Agreed. See the reflection in her eyes? That's all wrong. Photoshopped, for sure.
     
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Jul 23, 2008, 10:27 PM
 
I find it deeply disturbing.
     
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Jul 24, 2008, 02:07 AM
 
Originally Posted by Tiresias View Post
I find it deeply disturbing.
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Jul 24, 2008, 03:08 AM
 
I work in Boulder CO... for those of you who have no idea what it;s like just imagine a lot of hippies, not showering stench and women with bushy arm pits.

granted most all the people in Boulder are just like everyone else there are quite a few who let their bodies do as they will...

there is a woman that I used to see a lot that had a beard and mustache, it was not something small and unnoticeable, it was something you could see it from a good 10 yards away... she was well kept, appeared to shower daily and dress in clean clothes... but had a decent beard, much like a kid would do once they are somewhat comfortable with puberty...

it made me feel worse for humanity every time I saw her... I would take a stinky cute hippie chick with dreads before i would take ANY woman with a beard...

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Jul 24, 2008, 03:42 AM
 
It's a real beard...the face is fake.
     
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Jul 24, 2008, 06:46 AM
 
We have a weekend home close to Lake Huron. Many, if not most, of the the farms in the area are owned by Mennonites and many of the old Mennonite ladies are somewhat bearded. It's really quite disturbing to see.
     
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Jul 24, 2008, 08:20 AM
 
Eug, please do not hijack this thread.

This is a serious discussion about bearded ladies. Take your pictures of pregnant men elsewhere.
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Jul 24, 2008, 08:49 AM
 
BasketofPuppies, please be inclusive.

This is a real picture of a bearded biological female. Take your exclusionary attitude elsewhere.
     
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Jul 24, 2008, 09:07 AM
 
Facial hair on women freaks me the hell out. Especially when it's bleached white. As if that's not visible.
     
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Jul 24, 2008, 10:58 AM
 
Originally Posted by osiris View Post
Facial hair on women freaks me the hell out. Especially when it's bleached white. As if that's not visible.
Well, slight amount of hair that is bleached is at least better than shaven, with a 5 o'clock shadow.

Ideal is electrolysis, but I can understand the downside - expensive, and irritating to do.
     
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Jul 24, 2008, 12:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
BasketofPuppies, please be inclusive.

This is a real picture of a bearded biological female. Take your exclusionary attitude elsewhere.
That "man" is 100% woman, with her boobs purposefully chopped off. Those "pregnant man" headlines were ridiculous.
     
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Jul 28, 2008, 07:05 PM
 
From the movie Dirty Work

Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: (Into voice recorder) Note to self: I don't want to live.
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Jul 28, 2008, 10:44 PM
 
Dark helmet: [about to enter a pod when a lady with a beard cuts in front of him] Hey hey hey, that's my pod, who are you?
Bearded Lady: I am the bearded lady! What are you, one of the freaks?! [kicks him; and gets in the pod laughing]
Dark Helmet: Wait! Wait! No! [the pod ejects] COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!!

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Jul 29, 2008, 08:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Dark Helmet: Wait! Wait! No! [the pod ejects] COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!!
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I'm dying here!

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Jul 29, 2008, 10:05 PM
 


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Jul 30, 2008, 12:12 AM
 
When I use to work at burger king there was this night manager that had more facial hair than I did. It freaked me out, and I always wondered why women with that particular problem never shaved. You can't miss it when you look in the mirror. Are you going to tell me you don't have one bathroom mirror wherever you are? Basic hygiene people, COME ON! lol =]
     
   
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