[Dakar the Fourth]

Woman Gets Five Clones of Her Pitbull
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[design219]

It will rip someone's face off in a year.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I can't tell if she's joyously yelling or about to eat the bugger whole.

Edit: Pretty disturbing that the thing is mimicking her, though

[design219]

Which one?

[osiris]

Yeah - which is which?

[design219]

This thread should lead to an energetic debate about the merits of such animals.

Anyone have an opinion?

[osiris]

Well, I've had nothing but good experiences with Pitbulls. Large women, on the other hand...

[design219]

She said she was attached to Booger because he saved her life when she was severely attacked by a dog three times his size.

Does anyone read anything into this statement?

[Doofy]

You know, just last week I was pondering the joys of technology... ...which led to a rather serious question.

With all this cloning, gene splicing and all that jazz going on, can't they actually do something useful with this technology? Like create a dog which doesn't crap on my lawn?

Oh. And I don't fancy yours much.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by design219 

Does anyone read anything into this statement?

This **** really writes itself, sometimes, doesn't it?

Next we'll hear she saved up the $50,000 from Mary Kay commissions.

[IceEnclosure]

I'm not fond of pitbulls so much, although to their credit I've been around quite a few in my time and have never been mauled.

My friend's rottweiler used to bite my butt cheek or achilles tendon area when he was mad about something which pretty frequently. When he'd go for the achilles it'd remind me of Pet Semetary when Gage used a scalpel to cut the old guy's achilles tendon and I'd get all freaked out.

Just sayin'.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by design219 

It will rip someone's face off in a year.

Which one?

[analogue SPRINKLES]

Originally Posted by design219 

It will rip someone's face off in a year.

If it is hers I don't think anyone will notice or it will be a step up.

[Laminar]

OH SNAP all caps

[ghporter]

I think getting FIVE copies of any "beloved pet" will be way too much for anyone to handle. A lot of dogs require LOTS of attention when they're young so that they start out with the right form of discipline and good behavior. The "bad pit bull" issue we've heard of most often comes from idiots that want "a dog to protect me" or worse, "a fighting dog," and these idiots wind up turning otherwise really smart, really dedicated dogs into vicious and dangerous animals. They didn't start that way. NO dog starts out dangerous. But people make them that way, through training (or lack of training), and bad treatment.

That puppy has every chance to grow up to be a very affectionate and dedicated pet. If the (ummmm) lady in the picture takes the time and effort needed, he'll do just that.

[Andrew Stephens]

come back to me when she's cloned the front half of a dog and the back half of a chicken. Chimera pets - the new craze!

[design219]

I think it would eat itself.

[Jawbone54]

Sam Kinison is alive!

[Railroader]

I got nothing.

[Jawbone54]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

I got nothing.

[IceEnclosure]

haha

[Randman]

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Jawbone54 

That is soooo me.

[Jawbone54]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

That is soooo me.

Is that a kid catcher?

I've spent the whole afternoon trying to decide.

[osiris]

I thought it was a dwarf.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I thought it was Railroader.

[Railroader]

I'm the ump about to take it in the balls because of some kid. Story of my life.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Your life is like AFV? Man, I'd have offed myself long ago.

[keekeeree]

Following the latest developments, at least she didn't clone the Mormon.

[Laminar]

The whole story is just incredible.

[Randman]

The linked story is old. She just admitted it was her.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

This **** really writes itself, sometimes, doesn't it?

Damn, it keeps getting better and better!

She and a male accomplice were accused of abducting the 21-year-old missionary as he went door to door, taking him to a rented 17th-century "honeymoon cottage" in Devon and chaining him spread-eagled to a bed with several pairs of mink-lined handcuffs.

There, investigators say, he was repeatedly forced to have sex with McKinney before he was able to escape and notify police.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Your life is like AFV? Man, I'd have offed myself long ago.

I love AFV! But no, I am not a redneck. Alas, my life is not like AFV. You'll never hear me say "Hey guys, watch this!".

[BoingoBongo]

That woman is a train-wreck.

[design219]

But wait, there's more!

Dog cloner sought over burglary to fund horses wooden leg

This is the life story that just keeps on giving.

[design219]

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/10...ss-empire.html

[LegendaryPinkOx]

"I loved him so much," she told a judge, "that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

[ShortcutToMoncton]

This story is amazing!

[design219]

Yeah, for me, the three legged horse just kind of puts it on the next level.

[SpaceMonkey]

Press reports at the time that said the pair then jumped bail, posing as deaf-mute actors in Ireland to board an Air Canada flight to Toronto and eventually a bus to Cleveland, where investigators lost their trail.

This is my favorite line of the entire story.

[LegendaryPinkOx]

You mean shes still out there somewhere!? Suddenly I feel the need to buy a gun.

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx 

You mean shes still out there somewhere!? Suddenly I feel the need to buy a gun.

That was part of the "back story." I think she's pretty much "confined" at the moment... I could be wrong though...