[Eug]

This may be old for some of you guys, but I just discovered it: lolcat bible

Genesis:

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.

7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.

8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.



The internet is a wonderful thing... for geeks with too much time on their hands. 61% of the Bible translated so far.

[osiris]

Ceiling cat talks to me directly. Does that make me insane?

[analogika]

No. That makes you pope.

[Eug]

[osiris]

Originally Posted by analogika 

No. That makes you pope.

Awesome. I love the hats. They convey that solemn image you want in a religion.

[turtle777]

I like.

-t

[Dork.]

[Dakar V]

[osiris]

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

[Dakar V]

Did the site cockblock me on the hotlinking?

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Everybody gets one.

[berkIeestudent84]

It seems to be working now Dakar V.

edit:
Need some help posting that image Laminar?

[Dakar V]

Let's hear it for the hotlinking derail.

[osiris]

I'm the cowboy pope!

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by berkIeestudent84 

It seems to be working now Dakar V.

He edited it and used a different image.

edit:
Need some help posting that image Laminar?

No. I just post faster than DropBox can sync.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

No. I just post faster than DropBox can sync.

Is this some kind of code for erectile dysfunction?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by osiris 

I'm the cowboy pope!

I think you mean ‘cross-dressing pope’.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Eug 

OK. I have to ask. What's Marilyn Manson's dad got to do with any of this?

[quesera]

Originally Posted by osiris 

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

I was just telling a colleague today that Monty Python, and Holy grail quotes in particular, seem to be appearing more and more often in mainstream venues.

Now that I think about it, perhaps MacNN is not rally all that mainstream.

[osiris]

Originally Posted by quesera 

Now that I think about it, perhaps MacNN is not rally all that mainstream.

We create the stream, then others follow. Right over the edge of the earth and into the abyss.

[SpaceMonkey]

I didn't ask to be a prophet. Nope. Just one day I heard a voice say "Hey, Ted! Ted! No, over here Ted." And I turned, and saw the very bright lights. And I said, "Hi." And God said, "Hi." And I said, "So you're God, huh?" And God said, "Yep. How ya doin, Ted?" And I said, "I'm okay, how about you, Lord?" "Pretty good. What's new, Ted?" I said, "Oh, nothing much, what's new with you?" And He said, "Well you know, same old, same old. Well I better be running along you must be busy." And I said, "No, God, I'm not doing anything," and God said, "Well, I better be running anyway." And I said, "Wait, God, is there anything you'd like me to tell the people?" And God said, unto me, "Just tell them I said hi."

[osiris]

Most excellent.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Did the site cockblock me on the hotlinking?

Does hotlinking normally involve your cock? If so, I think you're doing it wrong.

[Shaddim]

I love this!!! What a great find, I hope a bound version gets published.

My favorite:

John 1:1-5

1 In teh beginz is teh mew, and teh mew sez "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh mew iz teh Ceiling Cat. 2 Teh mew an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.

3 Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him. 4 Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite." 5 Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."

[Jawbone54]

Originally Posted by osiris 

Awesome. I love the hats. They convey that solemn image you want in a religion.

There's a Seinfeld reference in every conversation if you just look for it.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Jawbone54 

There's a Seinfeld reference in every conversation if you just look for it.

YOu people have really been on your game recently. I am shamed.

[osiris]

That's ok. You're on your way to the second plateau. Soon you will be one with the rhythm of the forums.

[Jawbone54]

I definitely got a kick out of this.

Shared.

[Jawbone54]

Originally Posted by osiris 

That's ok. You're on your way to the second plateau. Soon you will be one with the rhythm of the forums.

Second plateau or...level? Levels, osiris...levels!

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by osiris 

That's ok. You're on your way to the second plateau. Soon you will be one with the rhythm of the forums.

Honestly, my Seinfeld knowledge has plummeted since the assholes at TBS decided to move it to the 5 o clock spot.

[osiris]

Originally Posted by Jawbone54 

Second plateau or...level? Levels, osiris...levels!

It's not a lie if you believe it!

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Honestly, my Seinfeld knowledge has plummeted since the assholes at TBS decided to move it to the 5 o clock spot.

Yeah, it threw me off too. I went through withdrawals for a while - A long while.

[imitchellg5]

I love the lolcat Bible. It's a lot of fun. It's funny because some people actually try to keep it pretty accurate with the Bible, and others just destroy it.

[JoshuaZ]

Pope on a rope.



Need I say more?

[Shaddim]

I have a Pope on a Rope, was given to me by an Coptic bishop as a Christmas gift.

[Goldfinger]

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Ezekiel_25

lol

[osiris]

That was awesome.

"U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z scartchin yo ize out n such."

[Eug]