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Ben and Jerry's new "Mommy's Milk" flavor?
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PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.
I beg to differ. Dairy cows quite enjoy their jobs.
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I can see it now - farms of large lactating lasses surrendering their dew.
I'll stick to cow milk, thank you.
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Originally Posted by osiris 
I'll stick to cow milk, thank you.
And contribute to the pain and suffering of those poor bovines?
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Originally Posted by Atheist
And contribute to the pain and suffering of those poor bovines?
Yes. I don't eat meat/poultry/fish, so my crushing footprint is minimal and limited to milk.
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Not surprising, given that PETA's general attitude is that animals are far superior to humans.
Ben & Jerry's will never go for that, not even as a PR move. I, for one, would never touch a dairy product made from human breast milk. That's just...gross.
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I'll try it once, straight from the bottle, but it better be well-designed.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
I'll try it once, straight from the bottle, but it better be well-designed.
You wouldn't rather get it straight from the source?
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My take on these off the wall Peta announcements is that they need to see themselves in the news from time to time, so that they are considered relevant. They'd rather see woman hooked up to milking machines in stalls then cows.
I generally ignore anything they say much as I do from greenpeace. Both organizations have lost (ever had?) touch with reality.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
You wouldn't rather get it straight from the source?
I hope you're being intentionally obtuse.
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Now it's time to come up with flavor names...
Colostrum Fudge Swirl
Chocolate Nipple Chipple
Oral Fixation Creamy Celebration
Ba Ba Butter Rum
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World's Breast Vanilla
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Pretty strange how that sounds fairly disgusting yet milk from a cow sounds just fine. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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Originally Posted by Maflynn
They'd rather see woman hooked up to milking machines in stalls then cows.
Sounds like degenerate porn.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
You wouldn't rather get it straight from the source?
I swear I thought you were Doofy.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
I hope you're being intentionally obtuse.
I usually get away with it by being unintentionally acute.
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Originally Posted by zro
I swear I thought you were Doofy.
I'm sorry. I promise it won't happen again. 
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I usually get away with it by being unintentionally acute.
Math can go to hell, people who tell math jokes doubly so.
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Also,
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Change our mind, did we?
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3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 7... + times.
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I rounded mine to the nearest go **** yourself.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
I rounded mine to the nearest go **** yourself.
Now that's classy. 
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Wait.
Did someone mention boobies?
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Originally Posted by zro
Pretty strange how that sounds fairly disgusting yet milk from a cow sounds just fine. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
I have had human breast milk. I gagged. Cow's milk is 1000X better.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
3.14 times?
I believe, by your own rules, you're required to doubly go to hell.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
I have had human breast milk. I gagged. Cow's milk is 1000X better.
Warm or chilled? Warm milk is gross.
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Warm would be gross. I've had chilled raw milk - very rich and creamy.
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Breasts are rather like toy train sets.
Designed for kids. Played with by men.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I believe, by your own rules, you're required to doubly go to hell.
I was getting lonely.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Warm or chilled? Warm milk is gross.
Both. From the "source" and from the bottle.
[GROSS] Let's just say, I once said, in a large group of people when my daughter was in her first year, that I would never feed the baby anything I'd never eat myself. This was in reference to jarred baby food that we were just switching her to. My wife later that night held me to my word. After seeing me gag, she tried it and gagged herself. [/GROSS]
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Both. From the "source" and from the bottle.
[GROSS] Let's just say, I once said, in a large group of people when my daughter was in her first year, that I would never feed the baby anything I'd never eat myself. This was in reference to jarred baby food that we were just switching her to. My wife later that night held me to my word. After seeing me gag, she tried it and gagged herself. [/GROSS]
Pics or it didn't happen.
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peta is just so mixed up.
human milk would be far too expensive to make ice cream or anything else with.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's the top rated video on youtube.com.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
peta is just so mixed up.
human milk would be far too expensive to make ice cream or anything else with.
But think of the cows...
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^ Are we sure that's a cow, not a dude?
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Originally Posted by Railroader
But think of the cows...
Originally Posted by Doofy
^ Are we sure that's a cow, not a dude?
"So l took the liberty of milking your cow. lt took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one."
"We don't have a cow."
"We have a bull."
"l'll brush my teeth."
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From the source. Sweet and warm.
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Peta doesn't even know that Ben & Jerry are hardly involved with the company since it was bought by Unilever. That's pretty stupid. Well, never mind the whole concept is stupid.
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Peta is stupid. Not exactly a newsflash is it? I rate their credibility below Greenpeace even.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
peta is just so mixed up.
human milk would be far too expensive to make ice cream or anything else with.
Not if we start importing breast milk.
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They aren't trying to actually suggest it. They are making a demand so ridiculous that it will get noticed and draw attention to the actual problem. Which, in their mind, is the suffering of dairy cows.
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Originally Posted by osiris
Not if we start importing breast milk.
Hmmm, from where? I know, China!
mmmm melamine
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I prefer Cambodian breast milk.
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I prefer Cambodian breast milk.
You should have a holiday there then. 
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Originally Posted by ort888
Now it's time to come up with flavor names...
World's Breast Vanilla
Winnar!! 
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