FAIL. You can't get 'under the hood' of Windows.
FAIL. You need to change your car radio every other week to ensure that your iPod can still be seen by iTunes.
FAIL. Because a dedicated Linux user would remove those 6' tall tyres, replace the gaz-guzzling V8 with a hair-dryer and wouldn't drive any vehicle that you couldn't park in 99% of the world's parking spaces.