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Have you ever been attacked by a bear?
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This thread is part 3 of the besson3c series of threads in search of interesting people. As you recall, part 1 asked MacNN membership if they ever pooped their pants, and part 2 asked them whether they wore a wig.
Once I've collected enough data I will be able to cross reference this data and put it into a database so that we can find out, for instance, how many wig wearing MacNN members were attacked by a bear. Please specify what kind of bear it was that attacked you.
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Yes, almost every week now, for the past couple of months.
My stocks, that is.
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Nope, but my sister, almost. On hols in the US with her boyfriend, they forgot to heed the park rangers advice about putting food etc in their car overnight and stuck it all in their tent (as Europeans are wont to do). Anyway, middle of the night, bear in tent heading for food.
In fact I guess they probably qualify for bessons pant pooping group too! Luckily the bear went on it's way.
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I tried to attack a bear once.
Does that count? Can I get my own category?
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I saw a wild bear once. That's as close as I've come.
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Not yet, but I'm hopeful.
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If by attacked, you mean, it looked at me in a angry way through 4 inches of protective glass while I visited the zoo, then oh yeah, I have been scarred for life in a bear attack. Yesterday.
Oh, do Polar Bear's count?
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Originally Posted by Railroader 
Oh, do Polar Bear's count?
Polar bear's what?
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
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*giggles like a schoolgirl*
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Sometimes I love you, Railroader.
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I had a job in a circus years ago. Part of my day consisted of filling two jugs of water from the nearest water source - a hose right in front of the bear cage, where a pissed off grizzly would pace back and forth staring at me, clearly bothered by my presence.
Now while I didn't eventually get attcked, that's not to say nobody else did. But that's not what you were asking.
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I have never been attacked by any kind of wild animal, but a Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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winners and losers--beggars and choosers
talkers, doers-- lost in illusion
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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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winners and losers--beggars and choosers
talkers, doers-- lost in illusion
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Well this thread just took a turn for the better....
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Originally Posted by paul w
I had a job in a circus years ago...
Just to let you know, all of your posts will be read by me with great interest from now on.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
Sometimes I love you, Railroader.
As long as we keep it purely physical. I don't want the kind of relationship Laminar and O'is'i'n' have.
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Someone sack whoever started this thread.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
As long as we keep it purely physical. I don't want the kind of relationship Laminar and O'is'i'n' have.
Speaking of which, which one of them is the bear?
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Finally someone went there.
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If a bear attacks a bear, do I still have to use apostrophe's?
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Originally Posted by paul w
Finally someone went there.
I've been wanting to use the term twink, but I'm shaky as to whether it's slang or slur.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
Speaking of which, which one of them is the bear?
Probably the one that doesn't shave.
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Ugh.. I can't bear it anymore!
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Maybe they are just furries.
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Oh god, don't bring them into this.
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Guys, this is a serious thread. Don't make me report all of your asses.
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Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
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I know olePigeon's password now!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I know olePigeon's password now!
Browncoat?
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Browncoat? This isn't the poop thread.
I don't get it, and this isn't even funny.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
This thread win's.
-t
Once again, third to make the joke.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Once again, third to make the joke.
Dude, are you retarded ?
WTF is wrong with you. There are dozens of comments out there referring back to shifu's thread, why do you keep fan-boing after me ? 
If the whole 's thing was a ONE-TIME occurrence, it wouldn't be really funny and noteworthy now, would it ?
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I know turtle's password now!
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Man, you can tell it's Friday.
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I'd be happy that it's Friday, except that I have an eight hour test tomorrow and I've prepared zero for it.
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I am just trying to prepare for the "NN lull known as 'The Weekend'.*
*Of course that could all change with a little drunk "NN posting.... which one of you lushes are up for it?
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Completely possible given my plans for tonight, though unlikely.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Dude, are you retarded ?
WTF is wrong with you. There are dozens of comments out there referring back to shifu's thread, why do you keep fan-boing after me ?
If the whole 's thing was a ONE-TIME occurrence, it wouldn't be really funny and noteworthy now, would it ?
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Don't be pissed that I'm right.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Don't be pissed that I'm right.
Geesh, if only I had known that the delay in sending your fan-boi card would cause you to become such a pain in the ass...
Sorry for the delay then.
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Great Zeus' penis guys, can't we have a normal bear attack thread without all of these nonsense about dramatic things?
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This woman was attacked by a bear. It even carved a backwards "B" on her cheek. "B" for BEAR!
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It looked forwards in the mirror. 
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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What do you tell a woman with a black eye and a backwards B?
Nothin' a bear hasn't told her twice!
(They crap in the woods.)
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
What do you tell a woman with a black eye and a backwards B?
Nothin' a bear hasn't told her twice!
(They crap in the woods.)
One of my favorite episodes ever.
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