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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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One thing I've noticed is that many people here share a sense of humor in common. After a lot of deep consideration, In order to make this a better place I've decided to bring people together by announcing the official MacNN Humor Club!
Since this is a new club, membership is low. Actually, it's just me, but if you would like to be in the club I would be happy to consider you for membership!
If you are British or Canadian, you are welcome to apply too even though I didn't spell humor the proper way.
I await your applications! Our first meeting topic will be announced shortly. I can't offer you free wings, free boobies, or free drugs, but I can offer you free priceless laughs, which are even better than those other things anyway when it comes down to it. I welcome those other things into our club though, bring them if you have them!
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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What are the application instructions? Do we need to submit a performance piece?
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Please consider my member for humorship. thnx
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Just humor me with whatever you think would warrant acceptance into Humor Club.
BlueSky, I officially accept you!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a very funny movie.
Can I join?
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Play Food Fight! available free on the App Store!
Or how about a really weird (or stupid) game: Nesen Probe, it's also free.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally Posted by BlueSky 
Please consider my member for humorship. thnx
The winner, so far. 
-t
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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Originally Posted by design219
Thanks a lot design:
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2007
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
"You are a reckless stupid child"?!?! And that's just the first 10 seconds. 
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by Railroader
"You are a reckless stupid child"?!?! And that's just the first 10 seconds.
I love the first song they sing. Also "skeet skeet skeet."
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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I like how the real-life kid at the end needs a toilet brace.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2007
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Yeah, why do people need toilet braces for? I don't think I've ever fallen off a toilet I was sitting on for all my life.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Dec 1999
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Yeah, why do people need toilet braces for? I don't think I've ever fallen off a toilet I was sitting on for all my life.
Ever been on a boat?
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
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I was thinking the brace was for the big push, not the big fall. But I guess it's dual purpose.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: UK
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Please acceptinate this application to be humorizationalized.
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Look after my manor, or I will bum you, literally, to death.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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I'd join, but it's well known that Germans have no sense of humour.
That, and I'm already sick and tired of poop jokes.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
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What's got the same amount of humour as this thread?
0.00000000000023 Germans.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Not funny, guess why ? 
-t
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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You guys have much to learn about humor. There is such thing as things being so unfunny that they are actually funny. There are many entertainers that know this and have capitalized on this to the delight of many.
Not everything that is funny has to do with pictures of cats hanging from the ceiling or something.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You guys have much to learn about humor. There is such thing as things being so unfunny that they are actually funny. There are many entertainers that know this and have capitalized on this to the delight of many.
Now, suppose - just for a second - that we actually already know this and are in fact delighted by precisely those entertainers.
Do you think it's possible that we've just learned to tell the difference?
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Addicted to MacNN  Join Date: Jul 2005
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I'm f'n hysterical as all hell. Seriously, just ask me.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!! LOL!!!
See? I made myself laugh.
I'll go ahead and accept your membership before being officially asked.
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Senior User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Granite State Capital
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I'd join, but it's well known that Germans have no sense of humour.
Then what the hell is Schadenfreude? Some kind of Nazi word? Oh wait.....
Please consider the my application to the club. I specialize in Schadenfreude and dark (ie Shakespearean) humor.
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What, me worry?
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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Originally Posted by iM@k
Then what the hell is Schadenfreude?
I know what this word means solely because of Lisa Simpson.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Dec 1999
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I was going to post that Timing joke about how to be funny, but it doesn't translate well on a forum.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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