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Nov 11, 2008, 08:46 AM
 
Hey, there is an advantage to being sticky. Your thread is always at the top.

Are those Indonesians? Mawlries?

For some reason, I imagine IceEnclosure looking like this:



Might be the blue, I dunno.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 09:02 AM
 
Are those Indonesians? Mawlries?
Americans.

And Ice doesn’t look like that. He doesn’t have blond hair.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 09:18 AM
 
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Sex in the ’90s? As in the 1990s? Yeah, you certainly are ancient!
Sex in the 1890s was even hotter.

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Nov 11, 2008, 09:39 AM
 
Originally Posted by calverson View Post
For some reason, I imagine IceEnclosure looking like this:


Sorry young'n.
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Nov 11, 2008, 09:43 AM
 
For what? We have all made out mistakes.
And your parents evidently made theirs
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 11:44 AM
 
It's like the exact opposite of macgeek2005467, but just as annoying.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:01 PM
 
Perhaps what is holding me back with tha ladeeez is my lack of a samurai sword.

And universes collide...

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Nov 11, 2008, 12:07 PM
 
Now cue the unassociatable movie and classical music orchestration and the world will end.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:21 PM
 
Also, normal schools create Nazis.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:24 PM
 
And listening to Slipknot makes you use the Samurai swords.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
I don't hit on women. Don't need to. If you need to then you're either 16 or ugly haha
Heh, my first several sexual encounters could be described as "I'm oblivious and some girl jumped my bones." Not only did I not have to lie, I didn't have to say anything at all.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:38 PM
 
You got seduced by a cougar, didn't you?
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:39 PM
 
Sic Transit Gloria
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 12:58 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
You got seduced by a cougar, didn't you?
I wish. It was some long-time friend of the group from high school. I had just gotten my first apt. and a bunch of us were hanging out, taking bong hits and playing Mario Party on Gamecube.

I went out for a smoke and when I came back inside she was nowhere to be found....discovered her lying naked on my bed.

Similar nerd/getting laid story is one night me and my roomie were watching Return of the King dead sober. Two drunk girls show up out of nowhere and sit on our prospective couches. The rest is history.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 01:00 PM
 
Seriously, people aren't allowed to have movie-like encounters actually happen in real life. That's just unfair.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 01:07 PM
 
Living right down the street from a house of girls (that likes to throw parties) helps the probability of things like this happening.

Of course right now I live in my mommy's basement, so the only chicks stopping by are my grandmothers.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 01:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
Of course right now I live in my mommy's basement, so the only chicks stopping by are my grandmothers.
Kinkyyyyyyy
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 01:09 PM
 
Sek929, you must be quite the stallion. Either that, or Sex Panther™.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
I wish. It was some long-time friend of the group from high school. I had just gotten my first apt. and a bunch of us were hanging out, taking bong hits and playing Mario Party on Gamecube.

I went out for a smoke and when I came back inside she was nowhere to be found....discovered her lying naked on my bed.
Based on the release date of the Gamecube this means you first got laid at the age of 18 at the earliest. amirite?
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:24 PM
 
I was 14, regrettably. (Sic Transit Gloria, I say once again)

Would make a good thread...
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:29 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Based on the release date of the Gamecube this means you first got laid at the age of 18 at the earliest. amirite?
Who cares. I"m more impressed with the ability to merge Mario Party, weed, and sex into one massive event.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by calverson View Post
Sek929, you must be quite the stallion. Either that, or Sex Panther™.
Have you seen the guy?

People who look like sek don’t need to do anything to get laid, they can just sit there and take their pick. Fair? Hell no. Jealous? Hell yes.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
Have you seen the guy?

People who look like sek don’t need to do anything to get laid, they can just sit there and take their pick. Fair? Hell no. Jealous? Hell yes.
Pics mandatory.

Do we need to do another "what do you look like?" thread?
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
Have you seen the guy?
Yes I have.



No wonder he's a chick magnet.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:48 PM
 
Originally Posted by shifuimam View Post
Pics mandatory.

Do we need to do another "what do you look like?" thread?
He always posts his picture in those threads with some sort of "blah blah blah I look emo" qualifier, but he never seems to change his look.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:49 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
Have you seen the guy?

People who look like sek don’t need to do anything to get laid, they can just sit there and take their pick. Fair? Hell no. Jealous? Hell yes.
Coming from Oisín, I believe it.

Originally Posted by shifuimam View Post
Pics mandatory.

Do we need to do another "what do you look like?" thread?
I'm down.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:52 PM
 
I love the MacNN search function.



Fortunately, the Prodigy poster on the wall does NOT scream "Pothead."
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:54 PM
 
The wet floor sign attached tot he wall does, though.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 02:59 PM
 
Oh yeah, what a nice CRT monitor, too.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 03:00 PM
 
Is that p0rn on the computer behind? And a joystick hiding in the shadows...
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 04:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Based on the release date of the Gamecube this means you first got laid at the age of 18 at the earliest. amirite?
That's some great detective work!

Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
Who cares. I"m more impressed with the ability to merge Mario Party, weed, and sex into one massive event.
Nothing is better then getting laid and jumping out of bed to go smoke and play MP with your buds

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He always posts his picture in those threads with some sort of "blah blah blah I look emo" qualifier, but he never seems to change his look.
I look more hick right now, as my hair is about 4x as long as it is in the picture above.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 04:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
The wet floor sign attached tot he wall does, though.
I have teh style.

Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Oh yeah, what a nice CRT monitor, too.
Hey! That baby was 500+ bucks when I bought it back in 2001. Superb picture, even now compared to most midrange LCDs, to bad it takes up like 90% of any desk you put it on.

Originally Posted by calverson View Post
Is that p0rn on the computer behind? And a joystick hiding in the shadows...
That would be iPhoto, and there may be a few pics that could be considered pr0n somewhere in there.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 04:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
That's some great detective work!
I read a lot of Hardy Boys as a child.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:01 PM
 
Guess which one I am:

     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:10 PM
 
Well we know you're not the best looking in your group of friends, so you can't be the guy in orange.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:13 PM
 
I only see a shot of five guys who aren’t getting laid anytime soon.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:13 PM
 
Also, jumping pics are teh hott.

     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:17 PM
 
Is that excitement over getting to see Obama in person?
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:21 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Also, jumping pics are teh hott.

Mine is better.
     
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I only see a shot of five guys who aren’t getting laid anytime soon.
Erm... That was 2 years ago...
     
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR View Post
Is that excitement over getting to see Obama in person?
No, that was from a road trip taken last weekend. One of my friends worked at Invesco so we got the good tour.

     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:38 PM
 
Who is the dude sans stomach hair?
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 05:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
Living right down the street from a house of girls (that likes to throw parties) helps the probability of things like this happening.

Of course right now I live in my mommy's basement, so the only chicks stopping by are my grandmothers.
from both of your parents sides? or just from one?
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 06:06 PM
 
Both, and they don't even stop by that often I was merely setting up a joke, which Dakar jumped on quite nicely.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 06:15 PM
 
Originally Posted by iMOTOR View Post
I only see a shot of five guys who aren’t getting laid anytime soon.
Pfft, that's nothing



A buddy of ours was going off to join the army so we took this shot and framed it as a going away present.

I'm the one with the pink shirt doing arguably the gayest pose out of all 5 of us. To my right are my two friends who slay girls like no tomorrow.

The army guys mom thought this pic was f**kin hilarious.

Also, that pink shirt was donated by some girl I was seeing at the time.
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 06:38 PM
 
I really thought the posting of the doofy sek pic merited some type of mention.

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Nov 11, 2008, 07:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by calverson View Post
Who is the dude sans stomach hair?
Uh...*looks around for diversion*
     
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Nov 11, 2008, 07:27 PM
 
^ Hey, that’s a good thing.

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Pfft, that's nothing

*snip*
That’s awesome.

And please note that even in drag (? not really, but definitely unbecoming outfit and pose), he’s still hot as hell. Bastard.

(I love the fact that, even in my absence, page four of this thread about hitting on women has nothing but pictures of guys, in various degrees of states of undress. )
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Nov 11, 2008, 07:40 PM
 
You guys are getting Oisin all hot and bothered.
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You guys are getting Oisin all hot and bothered.
Not a har---difficult thing to do.
     
 
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