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Salty · Mar 13, 2009, 01:54 PM

Oooo and apparently he's behind me! Can't say I'd mind that!

Laminar · Mar 13, 2009, 02:53 PM

Who, calverson?

Also,

Hg2491 · Mar 13, 2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by abeato6

They do love him

. I can tell you that

. the women btw. I'm pure straight xD

Haha. Thanks for the moral support, Beat.

Originally Posted by Salty

Oooo and apparently he's behind me! Can't say I'd mind that!

Yes, I'm behind you. I'm in 1945.

Oisín · Mar 13, 2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Who, calverson?

No, Hg (location).

turtle777 · Mar 13, 2009, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

Oooo and apparently he's behind me! Can't say I'd mind that!

-t

lyanma · Mar 13, 2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

Oooo and apparently he's behind me! Can't say I'd mind that!

HAHAHAHA!! Oh wow, you guys are all over him.

Hg2491 · Mar 13, 2009, 05:52 PM

Thank you turtle for the warming picture.
>.>
<.<

brassplayersrock² · Mar 13, 2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by lyanma

HAHAHAHA!! Oh wow, you guys are all over him.

pun intended?

Hg2491 · Mar 13, 2009, 06:29 PM

What? Eh? Literary devices? English class, Miss Jenny.. Noooo.

lyanma · Mar 13, 2009, 07:30 PM

He is a maniac, MANIAC. ♪

Hg2491 · 09:38 PM

More.. I better stop posting pictures.

She's actually a registered user on the forums. She goes for the name of mabelusk.
In Spanish this is called a beso de vaca or cow's kiss.

Laminar · Mar 14, 2009, 12:07 AM

My place was packed, so we continued the party in the bathroom.

calverson · Mar 14, 2009, 07:16 AM

Nice tie

Laminar · Mar 14, 2009, 08:59 AM

Thanks! It was a Christmas present.

Oisín · Mar 14, 2009, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Nice tie

You have no idea how long Lam’s been yearning to ~~hear~~ see those words on these forums.

Hg: Is it normal for people in Central America to have such blurry faces as those two in the background of your upper picture there? It doesn’t look healthy.

Hg2491 · Mar 14, 2009, 02:33 PM

^ I didn't ask for their permission to put their faces on the forums. I certainly wouldn't want someone putting pictures of me on the web. I was going to blur out mabelusk, but she told me it was ok

Mabelusk · Mar 14, 2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

My place was packed, so we continued the party in the bathroom.

It's great to have a bathroom big enough for partying (no sarcasm there).

turtle777 · Mar 14, 2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

My place was packed, so we continued the party in the bathroom.

Party ? That's what they call it these days ?

-t

Laminar · Mar 14, 2009, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

You have no idea how long Lam’s been yearning to ~~hear~~ see those words on these forums.

Hahaha...I just need to have my girlfriend buy it for me instead of my mom.

Originally Posted by turtle777

Party ? That's what they call it these days ?

-t

Twenty-five people getting wasted on New Year's Eve? I'd call that a party.

Hg2491 · Mar 14, 2009, 04:18 PM

I once went to a party where the main attraction was a picture of the hostess in the bathroom. Weird person.

turtle777 · Mar 14, 2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Twenty-five people getting wasted on New Year's Eve? I'd call that a party.

Uhm, yeah, I was more referring to your bathroom twosome, but nevermind...

-t

Laminar · Mar 15, 2009, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Uhm, yeah, I was more referring to your bathroom twosome, but nevermind...

-t

I believe at the time the picture was taken, one person was chilling on the (closed) toilet, and there were at least three people in the shower.

Mabelusk · Mar 15, 2009, 03:07 AM

Since Hg2491 has already posted a picture of me, I thought I might as well post a good one myself.

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:39 AM

I was dressed like a P-I-M-P last night for this function. Pics will be coming up soon...

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 07:53 AM

(No PS work or anything like that)

Oisín · Mar 15, 2009, 11:01 AM

Funny—I was dressed up in a suit and tie (happens about once or twice a year) for an I never get to wear this outfit party last night, too (please excuse the ridiculously horrid image quality—the only camera available was a crappy little P&S with terrible flash control):

(Me)

(Me + Tanya)

(Me + Sidsel)

And the awesomest outfit of the evening was this guy (though I have no idea who he was):

(Me, trying to stifle a laugh/giggle + unknown diver)

Laminar · Mar 15, 2009, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

(Me)

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 03:34 PM

Here we go:

I love suits.

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 03:45 PM

Why is your watch so big?

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 03:55 PM

Bad eyes

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:02 PM

See, that's not smart calverson. If you want to stop screwing around and really pick up the chicks, you have to think carefully about your image. Do you think chicks are attracted to guys that can't see ****? Do you think that maybe it goes through their mind that you find them attractive only because you have bad eyes? Is it sexy needing a big ass watch just to see stuff because you are so disabled? Do chicks want you driving when your eyes are that bad? Besides, you know what they say about guys that overcompensate with a big watch... Do you want chicks to think that you are overcompensating?

What I would do is get a very tiny watch and put that on your wrist, and then maybe hide a larger watch in a concealed location, like perhaps your armpits. This way, when you need to know the time you can slip into a bathroom stall and check out the time with your secret armpit watch. You can also tell checks that this watch is a high tech secret covert gadget. Chicks like dangerous men.

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:08 PM

Also, chicks like confident men. I find it completely absurd that men try to hide their gas as if this is a source of embarrassment. Instead, fart like you mean it, and then look at the woman with a look on your face that says "yeah, I farted, so what??"

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:12 PM

I totally agree with you 100%. I am turning over a new ~~queaf~~ leaf.

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:14 PM

I also encourage my woman farting too, because I think it shows a sign of toughness and being a bad ass to not be bothered by a little temporary unpleasant smell.

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:15 PM

calverson: I'd like to see some pictures of you wearing your new armpit watch.

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:19 PM

I need to get it made and tailored first. But I promise you, when I have it, you know I'll be showing that sh*t off with all them b*tches all up in my pad!

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:27 PM

You can also wear multiple types of glasses to help you see your small watch like this bitch:

What do they call those one-eye glasses on a string that old dignified British people wear with fancy suits and a top hat and cane while they drink tea? That might work too.

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:30 PM

Err... Eyeglasses?

Cold Warrior · Mar 15, 2009, 04:31 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monocle

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:35 PM

H-O-T

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:36 PM

Yes! MONOCLE!

You get glasses like this guy and it's mission accomplished calverson! I can't believe I have to teach you this stuff:

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 04:41 PM

So, to summarize, you have lots of choices calverson, several paths to embark on:

1) secret armpit watch
2) multiple glasses like the whore pictured above
3) monocle and top hat

calverson · Mar 15, 2009, 04:46 PM

And public farting.

Hg2491 · Mar 15, 2009, 06:32 PM

Hahaha

. This has been the most funny posts ever! BTW, suits suit you.

Hg2491 · Mar 15, 2009, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

(Me)

Somehow you remind me of my sophomore-year chemistry teacher in this pic.

Laminar · Mar 15, 2009, 06:39 PM

Allow me to reiterate: If you haven't posted your picture in this thread, feel free to GTFO.

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 06:57 PM

Hi Laminar, how's it going? I'm looking forward to getting the fun out!

turtle777 · Mar 15, 2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Allow me to reiterate: If you haven't posted your picture in this thread, feel free to GTFO.

Please, don't encourage Besson.

His pic would spoil a perfectly good thread.

-t

besson3c · Mar 15, 2009, 07:20 PM

turtle: I just reported you 6 times for that. You're on thin ice buddy!

turtle777 · Mar 15, 2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

turtle: I just reported you 6 times for that. You're on thin ice buddy!

6 times only ? Why not 7 ?

Don't you love me no more ?

-t