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MacinTommy · Nov 19, 2008, 09:16 PM

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zro · Nov 19, 2008, 09:32 PM

I imagine the pursuit that followed is the stuff of legend.

Stogieman · Nov 19, 2008, 10:30 PM

Did he ride the Segway hands free to the sink?

Brien · Nov 19, 2008, 10:44 PM

Um... I don't want to know.

BlueSky · Nov 19, 2008, 10:46 PM

Woz whiz.

calverson · Nov 20, 2008, 01:24 AM

Sometimes, if I am really enjoying a piss, I lean back and close my eyes.

He should, too.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Stogieman

Did he ride the Segway hands free to the sink?

Would you touch another man's segway?

osiris · Nov 20, 2008, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Would you touch another man's segway?

Now I want a Segway even less.

SpaceMonkey · Nov 20, 2008, 08:12 AM

I notice there appears to be another Segway just outside the frame. Segway pee party?

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 08:13 AM

That's his bodyguard.

SpaceMonkey · Nov 20, 2008, 08:28 AM

He or she doesn't appear to be doing a very good job.

Andy8 · Nov 20, 2008, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

That's his bodyguard.

WozGuard™

calverson · Nov 20, 2008, 09:08 AM

U-rine the wrong place

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 10:12 AM

The segway is actually facing the wrong direction. Which means he actually parked the segway there, got off, turned around, and got back on just to pee.

This seems stupid enough to be a staged Woz stunt.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

The segway is actually facing the wrong direction. Which means he actually parked the segway there, got off, turned around, and got back on just to pee.

I noticed that, too. It makes sense, he couldn't pee the other way.

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 10:32 AM

But there is no reason to remount the segway. Other than to stage a stunt, or simply show off, "Look guys, I can pee while still standing on my segway!"

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

But there is no reason to remount the segway. Other than to stage a stunt, or simply show off, "Look guys, I can pee while still standing on my segway!"

You're way too serious. This exactly what a college kid would do if he had a Segway. That's what makes it amusing. That's what makes me respect Woz for doing it.

Only tshirt tucking, stick-up-the-ass people don't see why this is funny.

Laminar · Nov 20, 2008, 11:14 AM

Well, you wouldn't have to dismount the Segway at all, just turn around. Also, don't lean while peeing, you'd either be shoved into the urinal or flying towards the sink.

osiris · Nov 20, 2008, 11:24 AM

I hope this doesn't start a new trend of Segway riders invading our bathrooms.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 11:25 AM

No Tires Allowed

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Only tshirt tucking, stick-up-the-ass people don't see why this is funny.

Awww....

I've seen/heard about too many of Woz's stunts to find what he does humorous anymore.

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Well, you wouldn't have to dismount the Segway at all, just turn around. Also, don't lean while peeing, you'd either be shoved into the urinal or flying towards the sink.

I can't imagine someone being able to do this while keeping the segway in one place.

It just seems like too much effort to pee while standing on the segway. It reeks of Woz stuntry. "Hey guys, I haven't been in the news in a long time. Let me get on my segway, and you take a picture of me peeing at a urinal. I'll look surprised".

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I've seen/heard about too many of Woz's stunts to find what he does humorous anymore.

I've seen too many sunrises to find them beautiful anymore.

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 11:34 AM

You're comparing sunrises to Woz's stunts?

osiris · Nov 20, 2008, 11:35 AM

It's an analogy.

Dakar V · 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

You're comparing sunrises to Woz's stunts?

Your tshirt is tucked in, isn't it? I was exaggerating just to be ridiculous.

It sounds more like you don't like the guy who pulled the stunt, not the stunt itself.

osiris · Nov 20, 2008, 11:37 AM

Maybe Railroader just really hates Segway,

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 11:38 AM

Probably both. And kittens.

osiris · Nov 20, 2008, 11:39 AM

I'd say puppies too.

Laminar · Nov 20, 2008, 11:40 AM

And rainbows.

calverson · Nov 20, 2008, 11:42 AM

And girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.
And snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
And silver white winters that melt into springs.

Doofy · Nov 20, 2008, 11:45 AM

Who the hell is this "Woz" guy?

osiris · Nov 20, 2008, 11:46 AM

He's that guy from that movie, The Wizard of Oz.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 11:47 AM

Wozzie the Bear

scaught · Nov 20, 2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Your tshirt is tucked in, isn't it? I was exaggerating just to be ridiculous.

It sounds more like you don't like the guy who pulled the stunt, not the stunt itself.

This is the most amazing thing ever to get argumentative about. Keep it up.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 11:53 AM

Well, technically Railroader brought it up...

...unless you mean the tshirt tucking, in which case I take full credit.

Stogieman · Nov 20, 2008, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Would you touch another man's segway?

No. Not without permission. That would be illegal.

I bet Kathy Griffith put him up to this. That's probably her riding the other Segway. I'd recognize those man hands anywhere.

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Your tshirt is tucked in, isn't it? I was exaggerating just to be ridiculous.

It sounds more like you don't like the guy who pulled the stunt, not the stunt itself.

Actually, a little plumber's crack is showing.

Originally Posted by osiris

Maybe Railroader just really hates Segway,

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Probably both. And kittens.

Originally Posted by osiris

I'd say puppies too.

Originally Posted by Laminar

And rainbows.

Originally Posted by calverson

And girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes.
And snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
And silver white winters that melt into springs.

Originally Posted by scaught

This is the most amazing thing ever to get argumentative about. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Well, technically Railroader brought it up...

...unless you mean the tshirt tucking, in which case I take full credit.

I love rainbows.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Stogieman

I bet Kathy Griffith put him up to this. That's probably her riding the other Segway. I'd recognize those man hands anywhere.

Ouch.

Originally Posted by Railroader

I love rainbows.

(But you hate everything else we mentioned)

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

(But you hate everything else we mentioned)

Nope. Just you.

Dakar V · Nov 20, 2008, 02:21 PM

I still got it!

Mac User #001 · Nov 20, 2008, 02:26 PM

I've never done this in a forum before, but...

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Laminar · Nov 20, 2008, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I love rainbows.

Question: How do you feel about unicorns?

Gankdawg · Nov 20, 2008, 05:10 PM

Harsh reality: that guy looks too thin to be Woz.

Railroader · Nov 20, 2008, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Question: How do you feel about unicorns?

I only love the ones that fart rainbows. The rest taste like pork.

olePigeon · Nov 20, 2008, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I love rainbows.

Man, I HATE rainbows. They just march in, crawl up your leg, start biting the inside of your ass, and then you're like...'GET OUT OF MY ASS YOU STUPID RAINBOW.'

Mac User #001 · Nov 20, 2008, 11:33 PM

This doesn't happen often, but I think you just grossed me out.

zro · Nov 21, 2008, 01:47 AM

I chuckled.

Spheric Harlot · Nov 21, 2008, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by olePigeon

Man, I HATE rainbows. They just march in, crawl up your leg, start biting the inside of your ass, and then you're like...'GET OUT OF MY ASS YOU STUPID RAINBOW.'

I can't help myself - I still like South Park.