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My idea for a kid's menu at a restaurant
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Just replace all references to venison, rabbit, and pheasant with Bambi, Thumper, and Friendly Owl.
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
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hmm, gis of eating bambi had some interesting results  thank you for making this thread
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We got into a laughing fit about it at dinner today. I think it's my best idea ever.
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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so is finding a place that serves good thumper.... err, rabbit
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I think that would be awesome
"and sir, would you like fries with your Bambi?
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"and one Nemo and fries for your son"
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"No, sir, I am sorry, we are all out of Simba burgers... May I suggest the Lion Queen, which is vegetarian?"
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It's too bad there aren't any famous cows.
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There's Clarabelle, Ferdinand, Elsie and Elmer, Babe the blue ox (that's kind of a cow, right).
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All I came up with was Daisy, but I'm not even sure where she is from or whether kids know who she is.
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Originally Posted by zro 
There's Clarabelle, Ferdinand, Elsie and Elmer, Babe the blue ox (that's kind of a cow, right).
Elsie was a milker. But that could be a great name for ice cream.
"Hey Kids, who wants some chocolate Elsie for dessert?" 
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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I'd like some Billina fried steak with a side of Wilber.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
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Didja ever see the the movie Giant (James Dean, Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor)?
Is that Pedro?
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