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calverson · Jan 26, 2009, 03:32 AM

Is everyone on holiday or something?

I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out Loud© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.

Someone say something mildly amusing quick!

hyteckit · Jan 26, 2009, 03:48 AM

I rather have fine ass threads similar to the hot babes picturefest.

calverson · Jan 26, 2009, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by calverson

Someone say something mildly amusing quick!

Originally Posted by hyteckit

I rather have fine ass threads

hmmm...

Andy8 · Jan 26, 2009, 06:57 AM

FBT - fine boobies thread.

Eriamjh · Jan 26, 2009, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

I rather have fine ass threads...

They stick to the soap is what they do.

dcmacdaddy · Jan 26, 2009, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Is everyone on holiday or something?

I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out Loud© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.

Someone say something mildly amusing quick!

You're a pretentious, self-absorbed prick and weren't missed in your absence.

There, I took care of the being insulted part, anyone else want to give him a LOL-worthy comment?

Dakar V · Jan 26, 2009, 12:20 PM

I'm failing to see the downside of Calverson not being amused, and spending less time here.

turtle777 · Jan 26, 2009, 12:22 PM

^^^ same here.

-t

calverson · Jan 26, 2009, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

I'm failing to see the downside of Calverson not being amused, and spending less time here.

I love you Dakar.

You rock my world. If you ever come to South Africa, we must hook up.

I got a serious girlfriend. Now I am away on business for a week and I can devote some time to being on the forums.

Jawbone54 · Jan 26, 2009, 12:42 PM

I'll do what I can...

calverson · Jan 26, 2009, 01:07 PM

Touché

brassplayersrock² · Jan 26, 2009, 02:12 PM

calverson · Jan 26, 2009, 02:33 PM

Wow.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 26, 2009, 02:52 PM

do you like the picture calverson?

calverson · Jan 26, 2009, 03:02 PM

^^^ I think that I had better choose better names for my threads.

besson3c · Jan 26, 2009, 03:05 PM

calverson: I pooped a crayon this morning

BlueSky · Jan 26, 2009, 05:53 PM

Whenever I can't find good ass thread, I use dental floss. Mint if possible

sdilley14 · Jan 26, 2009, 05:56 PM

Big boy!!

besson3c · Jan 26, 2009, 05:59 PM

I think what we need is a good ol' fashioned humor-off.

I just made up a joke:

Q: what did the GM CEO say while his boat was drowning due to taking on too much water?

A: help me! I need a bail out!!

besson3c · Jan 26, 2009, 06:03 PM

Here is another joke:

Q: what did the alligator say to the crocodile?

A: nothing, it was sleeping

Laminar · Jan 26, 2009, 07:21 PM

And to think, I refrained from opening this thread today for fear of NSFW content.

Dork. · Jan 26, 2009, 07:31 PM

Here are a few good jokes:

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

4 trumpet players are in a mini van. The mini van goes off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this?
You can fit 8 trumpet players in a mini van.

What is the range of a trumpet player?
It depends: how strong are you, and how much do you want to hurt him?

calverson · Jan 27, 2009, 03:01 AM

What is yellow and flies through the desert?

A flock of custard.

What is the difference between a tyre and 365 BJ's?

One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair stuck in his tooth?

A Gladiator (say it slowly)

Eriamjh · Jan 27, 2009, 11:24 AM

This appeared on gizmodo yesterday. Perfect for this thread.

osiris · Jan 27, 2009, 01:11 PM

The last time I saw a good ass thread was when my cat ate some tinsel.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 27, 2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

What is yellow and flies through the desert?

A flock of custard.

What is the difference between a tyre and 365 BJ's?

One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair stuck in his tooth?

A Gladiator (say it slowly)

Whats red, white, and black all over?
Nun in a blender

Chongo · 05:17 PM

Chongo · Jan 27, 2009, 05:19 PM

besson3c · Jan 27, 2009, 05:24 PM

The caption for that pic should say "and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

calverson · Jan 28, 2009, 01:19 AM

Chongo, somebody had'da gone done it!

Eriamjh · Jan 28, 2009, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by osiris

The last time I saw a good ass thread was when my cat ate some tinsel.

Or when your dog eats mint dental floss.

Big Mac · Jan 28, 2009, 12:46 PM

"You've got a nice ass" thread.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 28, 2009, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Big Mac

"You've got a nice ass" thread.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Is everyone on holiday or something?

I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out Loud© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.

Someone say something mildly amusing quick!

*Sniff* *Sniff*

I smell foreign agents nearby.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 06:14 PM

HOLY **** IT'S ABE!!!

Is this some sort of trick, or is it really ABE?

WELCOME BACK!

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 06:15 PM

Calverson: now that Abe is back this place will be exciting again, just you wait and see! I know you don't even know who he is, but if you think I'm mistaken you just don't even know.

I missed you Abe.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Calverson: now that Abe is back this place will be exciting again, just you wait and see! I know you don't even know who he is, but if you think I'm mistaken you just don't even know.

I missed you Abe.

Thank you.

I missed you, too.

Your humor, humanity and urbanity.

turtle777 · Jan 28, 2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Is this some sort of trick, or is it really ABE?

Yeah, well, it's really gaybe, like I always expected....

-t

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Yeah, well, it's really gaybe, like I always expected....

-t

Let it be noted that you fired the first volley and that instead of responding in kind I chose to reply with kindness.

Dork. · Jan 28, 2009, 06:42 PM

Hello, abe!

Should we update your picture now?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Dork.

Hello, abe!

Should we update your picture now?

Sure Dork. Why not?

Abe Lincoln + Obama + a modern looking beard?

Very handsome.

Laminar · Jan 28, 2009, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Let it be noted that you fired the first volley and that instead of responding in kind I chose to reply with kindness.

Are you meek?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Are you meek?

Hi Laminar.

More than meek, I'm satisfied.

Laminar · Jan 28, 2009, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Hi Laminar.

More than meek, I'm satisfied.

Sexually?

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Thank you.

I missed you, too.

Your humor, humanity and urbanity.

This is too good to be true! How do we know this isn't some mod who has reset your password to something else so that he/she can use this account as a trick?

Please say something Republicany to help provide us with some authentication, maybe something about how Obama is a threat to America?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Sexually?

Well, that is the double entendre I was going for.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

This is too good to be true! How do we know this isn't some mod who has reset your password to something else so that he/she can use this account as a trick?

Please say something Republicany to help provide us with some authentication, maybe something about how Obama is a threat to America?

How about these:

Rush Limbaugh is the torchbearer of American Conservatism.
Obama is charismatic and iconic but he is taking America to a place that would make most Americans shiver when the truth is finally recognized.
Gitmo is a P.R. disaster but top notch when it comes to the living conditions.

Will that do?

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:14 PM

I'm sold. I also read this thread before I read your BJ thread. That thread is convincing enough!

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I'm sold. I also read this thread before I read your BJ thread. That thread is convincing enough!

Well, now the mods have the template for how to pull the wool over your eyes!

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:31 PM

Abe, I'm so glad you're back! I was hoping you'd come back so that I can tell you this joke I made up:

Q) what did the alligator say to the crocodile?

A) Nothing, it was sleeping.