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aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:20 PM

Those who know me know I'm no homophobe and that I am, also, 100% secure in my heterosexuality. But after much begging and pleading by a gay guy of my acquaintance I allowed him to have his way with me. Orally. He enjoyed it. I didn't.

Some might say it is no big deal. Some might say this makes me a "gay."

I'd say it is somewhere in between. It is a deal. A gay deal. But I'm still 100% secure in my heterosexuality.

I share this here only because a poster I've never exchanged posts with has expressed a desire for some more interesting threads.

Seems I'm granting all kinds of requests these days.

turtle777 · Jan 28, 2009, 06:21 PM

WTF ?

That's how you make your comeback after 2.5 years ?

Sweet Baby Obama.

-t

Oisín · Jan 28, 2009, 06:22 PM

Congratulations.

Edit: Also, that request was specifically for good ass threads, so if you only did oral, this thread technically does not count. Sorry.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

WTF ?

That's how you make your comeback after 2.5 years ?

Sweet Baby Obama.

-t

Good to see you, too.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Congratulations.

Thank you.

ShortcutToMoncton · Jan 28, 2009, 06:24 PM

I feel as though, somehow, my life has come to some sort of strange conclusion, albeit far too early.

Dakar V · Jan 28, 2009, 06:25 PM

What's the saying? Hammer 1000 nails, no one calls you a carpenter, but suck one dick...

turtle777 · Jan 28, 2009, 06:26 PM

What about hammering 1000 dicx ?

-t

ShortcutToMoncton · Jan 28, 2009, 06:27 PM

Actually the only thing running through my head is

"so a Muslim and a gay guy walk into a bar..."

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

I feel as though, somehow, my life has come to some sort of strange conclusion, albeit far too early.

SHORTSTACK!

Good to see you, man.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

What's the saying? Hammer 1000 nails, no one calls you a carpenter, but suck one dick...

What do you call the suckee, Dakar?

Dakar V · Jan 28, 2009, 06:30 PM

Not sure, Oisin's probably better qualified to answer about terminology. Being the linguist and all.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Congratulations.

Edit: Also, that request was specifically for good ass threads, so if you only did oral, this thread technically does not count. Sorry.

Well, I made a mental note not to take my ass anywhere near his face again.

Doesn't that count??

hyteckit · Jan 28, 2009, 06:49 PM

What's next abe?

Allow him to stick his fingers up your bungho while servicing you?

Allow him to put lotion all over your body while taking a manly shower?

Where do you draw the line?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:49 PM

Hasta luego.

I'll be back tonite.

subego · Jan 28, 2009, 06:49 PM

The ultimate sip stealin'.

Welcome back! I missed ya.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by subego

The ultimate sip stealin'.

Welcome back! I missed ya.

Thanks, Subego!

Good to see you, man!

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

What's next abe?

Allow him to stick his fingers up your bungho while servicing you?

Allow him to put lotion all over your body while taking a manly shower?

Where do you draw the line?

Hey hyteckit!

Good questions.

In THEORY that is the question everyone has to answer for themselves.

But in my case the decision was easy. It turned me off. I don't have to do it again to know I don't like it.

sek929 · Jan 28, 2009, 07:14 PM

I have to say, nobody comes out of the gate like Abe.

Was that a pun?

- - e r i k - - · Jan 28, 2009, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

What's next abe?

Allow him to stick his fingers up your bungho while servicing you?

Allow him to put lotion all over your body while taking a manly shower?

Where do you draw the line?

Slippery slope, slippery slope…

Laminar · Jan 28, 2009, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Not sure, Oisin's probably better qualified to answer about terminology. Being the linguist and all.

Oh yeah, his only qualification in regards to the original post.
But he's not a cunning linguist.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

I have to say, nobody comes out of the gate like Abe.

Was that a pun?

I'd say it was a damn good pun, sek929.

Thanks.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Slippery slope, slippery slope…

Do you really think so? Or are you being intentionally provocative, erik?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Oh yeah, his only qualification in regards to the original post.
But he's not a cunning linguist.

Has anyone ever seen a pic of Oisin?

If looks were all it took to make straight guys go Gay, Oisin would have a lot more conquests than I'm sure he already has.

He's a good lookin guy!

hyteckit · Jan 28, 2009, 07:59 PM

Abe == Ted Haggard?

Ted Haggard, is that you?

Laminar · Jan 28, 2009, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Has anyone ever seen a pic of Oisin?

If looks were all it took to make straight guys go Gay, Oisin would have a lot more conquests than I'm sure he already has.

He's a good lookin guy!

That whore posts pictures of himself every chance he gets.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

Abe == Ted Haggard?

Ted Haggard, is that you?

What are you doin, trolling?

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:11 PM

Was this guy a Republican politician, by any chance? Did this happen in a bathroom?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

That whore posts pictures of himself every chance he gets.

Wouldn't you?

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:12 PM

(I assumed Republican because I figured that Abe wouldn't be into BJs from Democrats)

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Was this guy a Republican politician, by any chance? Did this happen in a bathroom?

Evangelist. Hypocrite. Closeted bisexual.

I think.

I mean I have no knowledge of his case personally or anything like that.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

(I assumed Republican because I figured that Abe wouldn't be into BJs from Democrats)

Au contraire!

(Speaking of MY experience...) He was as far left as they came.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Au contraire!

(Speaking of MY experience...) He was as far left as they came.

Ahhh... well maybe you just need a hippy to complete you? Did you first look over his credentials to make sure that he wasn't a foreign agent posing as an evangelical hypocrite gay lefty?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

What are you doin, trolling?

I didn't mean that as the bad kind of trolling, but like trolling for a "date."

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Ahhh... well maybe you just need a hippy to complete you? Did you first look over his credentials to make sure that he wasn't a foreign agent posing as an evangelical hypocrite gay lefty?

Well, that's how come I allowed him. He was ALL of that and more!

He pooped in a bag.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:24 PM

Pooped in a bag? Was that some sort of litmus test or something? I'm not sure how it relates to the BJ?

Or, are you just making love to this thread? You'll have to be patient with me, I've sort of forgotten about the love making...

- - e r i k - - · Jan 28, 2009, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Au contraire!

(Speaking of MY experience...) He was as far left as they came.

I'm assuming yours lean a little to the right?

*rimshot*

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

I'm assuming yours lean a little to the right?

*rimshot*

If you're asking if he "dressed" to the right, I couldn't tell you.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:29 PM

How come this thread's subject is plural? Does swallowing count as favor #2?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Pooped in a bag? Was that some sort of litmus test or something? I'm not sure how it relates to the BJ?

Or, are you just making love to this thread? You'll have to be patient with me, I've sort of forgotten about the love making...

You remembered!

I'm making love to the thread, alright!

That's so funny!

waxcrash · Jan 28, 2009, 08:31 PM

So the guy begged you. Why do you cave in and let him?

- - e r i k - - · Jan 28, 2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by waxcrash

So the guy begged you. Why do you cave in and let him?

He's

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by waxcrash

So the guy begged you. Why do you cave in and let him?

I'm guessing because he told Abe that he could get him Dick Cheney's autograph?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

How come this thread's subject is plural? Does swallowing count as favor #2?

The idiomatic expression makes less sense in the singular. And as well all know, the plural of half is whole.

But yes, he did and it would.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

You remembered!

I'm making love to the thread, alright!

That's so funny!

I also remember that you are very good at evading questions, that's why I invented pointing them out to you with arrows and little cues, remember that?

You are not addressing the bag pooping.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by waxcrash

So the guy begged you. Why do you cave in and let him?

Why did I?

He was/is a friend and he'd been hounding me for some time. It didn't seem to be a big deal, and I figured that any BJ is better than no BJ.

But now, having been there and done that, literally, I can say that's not always true.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I also remember that you are very good at evading questions, that's why I invented pointing them out to you with arrows and little cues, remember that?

You are not addressing the bag pooping.

I was kidding about the pooping. But it's a funny mental image.