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Doofy · Apr 20, 2009, 09:31 AM

Ouch!

residentEvil · Apr 20, 2009, 09:35 AM

hahaha. nice.

Oisín · Apr 20, 2009, 09:58 AM

Why’d they cut the chair in half? What a waste.

Couldn’t they just have carried him (with the chair) back out in the water, so his balls would shrink and dislodge on their own?

shifuimam · Apr 20, 2009, 10:02 AM

I think I've finally found a reason to be glad I'm a chick.

Spheric Harlot · Apr 20, 2009, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

I think I've finally found a reason to be glad I'm a chick.

Doofy?

Heh. He might agree. (or not)

shifuimam · Apr 20, 2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

Doofy?

Heh. He might agree. (or not)

Good God no.

I'm just glad I don't have a nutsack I have to constantly worry about protecting. Getting hit the wrong way in the boobies hurts a lot (mostly because I'm still healing from November's piercing escapade), but I doubt it's anything compared to getting kicked in the 'nads.

Doofy · Apr 20, 2009, 11:21 AM

I refuse to agree with anything unless there's boobies, money or cake involved. Preferably all three. And Chianti.

residentEvil · Apr 20, 2009, 11:23 AM

a good kick or the slap in the nads is a good thing. specially when the woman does it the right way. good foreplay.

Laminar · Apr 20, 2009, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

a good kick or the slap in the nads is a good thing. specially when the woman does it the right way. good foreplay.

But the line between good and bad is so thin that one would immediately become suspicious of any woman that's really good at it.

Oisín · Apr 20, 2009, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

But the line between good and bad is so thin that one would immediately become suspicious of any “woman” that's really good at it.

Fixed.

Andy8 · Apr 20, 2009, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Why’d they cut the chair in half? What a waste.

Couldn’t they just have carried him (with the chair) back out in the water, so his balls would shrink and dislodge on their own?

Or thrown a bucket of cold water over him a few times.

Tiresias · Apr 21, 2009, 09:00 AM

And how did they even cut the chair in half? Remember that scene with James Bond and the laser?

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.

Dakar V · Apr 21, 2009, 09:05 AM

Can't say that I do recall the scene.

Hg2491 · Apr 21, 2009, 09:11 AM

Poor guy. I would be embarased to call beach maintainance for such a thing. I'm sure he'll think it twice from now on before taking a swim.

Laminar · Apr 21, 2009, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Can't say that I do recall the scene.

I'll have your man card.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wyp909mQPM

Dakar V · Apr 21, 2009, 09:33 AM

GoldenEye?

Oisín · Apr 21, 2009, 09:51 AM

Seriously, Dak. Even I remember that scene. This could very well result in a permanent man-card removal.

Laminar · Apr 21, 2009, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

GoldenEye?

Dakar V · Apr 21, 2009, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

I'll have your man card.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wyp909mQPM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Seriously, Dak. Even I remember that scene. This could very well result in a permanent man-card removal.

Originally Posted by Laminar

I didn't expect to rope regulars in with that one, let alone you two. I'm... I'm disappointed in you both.

brassplayersrock² · Apr 21, 2009, 10:03 AM

as you should be.

Laminar · Apr 21, 2009, 01:05 PM

Spheric Harlot · Apr 21, 2009, 03:01 PM

Aren't LOLcats supposed to be at least marginally funny or irreverent?

Oisín · Apr 21, 2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

I didn't expect to rope regulars in with that one, let alone you two. I'm... I'm disappointed in you both.

Trying to worm your way back into that man-card, eh? Weeeell, it ain’t gonna work, laddie—that card’s as gone as gone can be. Boy who cried “Wolf” or not.

SpaceMonkey · Apr 21, 2009, 04:21 PM

I'm wondering if he already had the number for "beach maintenance" in his mobile phone? Perhaps this has happened before. Also, pretty convenient that his mobile phone was within reach if he was completely naked. Very suspicious.

Oisín · Apr 21, 2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

I'm wondering if he already had the number for "beach maintenance" in his mobile phone? Perhaps this has happened before. Also, pretty convenient that his mobile phone was within reach if he was completely naked. Very suspicious.

Wouldn’t you leave your clothes (and phone) right by the deckchair you were sitting in if you went skinny-dipping on a beach?

SpaceMonkey · Apr 21, 2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Couldn’t they just have carried him (with the chair) back out in the water, so his balls would shrink and dislodge on their own?

The wooden chair would have soaked up some water and expanded. Depending on the rate of shrinkage, it might have made things worse.

Dakar V · Apr 21, 2009, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

as you should be.

Oisín · Apr 21, 2009, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

The wooden chair would have soaked up some water and expanded. Depending on the rate of shrinkage, it might have made things worse.

Ah, didn’t notice it was a wooden chair—I’d just naturally thought it would have been plastic.

residentEvil · Apr 21, 2009, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Ah, didn’t notice it was a wooden chair—I’d just naturally thought it would have been plastic.

cause you would sit/lay down on a plastic chair/lounger nakid?

Oisín · Apr 21, 2009, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

cause you would sit/lay down on a plastic chair/lounger nakid?

Err, yeah? Why not? Have done so on several occasions.

I haven’t seen or sat in a wooden deckchair since I was a little kid—they’re all made of plastic nowadays …