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...my dog leaves the room. Yet he'll happily smell other dogs poop when we're out for a walk. I'm thinking that maybe he's thinking it's thunder cuz that scares the crap out of him.
Discuss.
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I had a friend who could clear a bus.
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If it bother you that your dog leaves the room when you toot your horn, maybe you should learn the art of the silent release. Its just as effective, unless you're honking for pure comic value. Then of course the louder the better.
Or maybe give your dog some of his own medicine, and leave the room when he breaks wind, see how he enjoys it.
(man, i need to go home)
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Teach the dog to pull your finger?
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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take a **** in the room and see if he leaves
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Whenever somebody clicks on this thread, God gives besson's balls a squeeze.
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I (try to) ensure silent farts and blame the resulting bad smell on my 2 year old son.
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I believe the House that Shenanigans Built just achieved a new low watermark.
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...I poop a little in my pants.
Okay, a lot in my pants.
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^ Its old age. You won't get over it.
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Honestly mine don't stink for the most part, and it's very rare that they make a sound... I'm the world's most subtle farter...
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That reminds me of a distasteful joke.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 
Whenever somebody clicks on this thread, God gives besson's balls a squeeze.
I didn't know that you considered your Mom God?
Snap!!
Just kidding....
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Originally Posted by Salty
Honestly mine don't stink for the most part, and it's very rare that they make a sound... I'm the world's most subtle farter...
What about that one time that you farted in the gym?
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Originally Posted by RhymesWithOrange
...my dog leaves the room. Yet he'll happily smell other dogs poop when we're out for a walk. I'm thinking that maybe he's thinking it's thunder cuz that scares the crap out of him.
Discuss.
My 2-year-old smelled one the other day, an SBD from either me or Momma (I'll never tell) and she said
"Heyyyy, that's not NIIIICE."
Since then, she's started laughing and pointing, and she's changed from saying "poot" to "FAARRT".
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He can be fixed -- you can't.
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