[mattyb]

German old timers torture financial adviser.

Excellent. Now we just need certain CEOs to be lined up against some walls.

[Tiresias]

James Amburn ... was subjected to a harrowing ordeal ... when two of the "Geritol Gang"—so named by German police in honour of an arthritis drug—attacked him with a zimmer frame ... The pair, aged 60 and 74, bound their target with tape ... "It took them quite a while because they ran out of breath."

etc.

Sounds like something straight out of the Onion... pretty comical if true.

[brassplayersrock²]

I'd still prefer the Russian lady.

[Spheric Harlot]

In Soviet Russia, lady prefers you!

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