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True stories, told in one sentence.
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If you are a fan of succinct writing, you might appreciate this.
http://onesentence.org/stories/popular/all/
"One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug."
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Location: Your mom's underwear drawer
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I doubt that any of these sites are really real anymore. Most of the stuff on fmylife.com is way too fake-sounding.
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"His efforts were so valiant, I didn't have the heart to tell him it was front clasp."
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Sounds like an in-disguise twitter to me!
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Originally Posted by shifuimam 
I doubt that any of these sites are really real anymore. Most of the stuff on fmylife.com is way too fake-sounding.
And here is one mocking them all: http://mylifeisaverage.com/
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Love it.
Today I ordered a pizza. The delivery man told me "Enjoy your pizza"; I replied with "You too". We both pretended not to notice. MLIA.
Today, I was jamming to some music while driving with my friend. I didn't know the words to one part of the song so I casually took a drink of my bottled water whenever the part came on. MLIA
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Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved. MLIA
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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cool:
It wasn't until the eulogy ended that I realized I had been thinking about porn instead of listening.
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