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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:06 PM
 
As many of you have figured out now, I'm pretty famous here. I'm the real deal, your main course, the reason why people come here. My sponsors know this, which is why I'm being paid to advertise on their behalf within my signature.

I know many of you run your own businesses or work for small business, which I have a soft spot in my heart for. I've decided to accept offers to advertise your stuff in my signature, and I will provide small business discounts. For the interest of keeping my PM/email volume down, please post your questions to this thread so that it can be a running FAQ about this exciting new program.

Dakar has already contacted me about his new glitter product that sticks to ponies. He got this brilliant idea from his glitter toy he used to play with that came with his favorite My Little Ponies. Once he works out some of the legal issues and gets his site up and running his glitter product will be first in my rotation.
     
Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2007
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:22 PM
 
RAPORTED>

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Unibody MacBook Pro 2.53 GHz, 24" LED Cinema Display, 8 GB iPod Touch 2G
adamfishercox.com
     
Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:41 PM
 
What’s the cost?
     
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Washington DC
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:45 PM
 
How much will you pay me to allow you to link to my site?
     
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:48 PM
 
My products are so awesome I don't advertise.
     
Clinically Insane
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:49 PM
 
iMotor: it depends on how long you want your ad to stick in the rotation, and how many characters it will be using.
     
Clinically Insane
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:49 PM
 
nonhuman: please be serious, this is not a thread for fooling around in.
     
Posting Junkie
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Location: Washington DC
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Aug 10, 2009, 02:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
nonhuman: please be serious, this is not a thread for fooling around in.
I am serious. My site is so awesome that your signature, and therefore every one of your posts that it is attached to, will be made instantly cooler by linking to it, thus increasing the effectiveness of any other ads you happen to sell.
     
Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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Aug 10, 2009, 03:19 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
iMotor: it depends on how long you want your ad to stick in the rotation, and how many characters it will be using.
Three characters. I would like to pay for a full year upfront.
     
Professional Poster
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Rochester, NY
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Aug 10, 2009, 04:11 PM
 
Can I apply some of the money you still owe me from our failed specimen collecting venture?
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Far above Cayuga's waters.
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Aug 10, 2009, 04:26 PM
 
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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Aug 10, 2009, 04:30 PM
 
Besson, do you also provide consulting services? I think I need help with my messaging.


"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa
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Aug 10, 2009, 04:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
Besson, do you also provide consulting services? I think I need help with my messaging.
Why are you selling bags of banned MacNN members?

"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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Aug 10, 2009, 04:44 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Why are you selling bags of banned MacNN members?
Now you know too much.

"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
     
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
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Aug 10, 2009, 05:54 PM
 
I would like help advertising that my products are so awesome I don't advertise.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Aug 10, 2009, 06:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by iMOTOR View Post
Three characters. I would like to pay for a full year upfront.
What is the nature of your business?
     
Professional Poster
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The decaying ruins of Old New York
Status: Offline
Aug 10, 2009, 10:24 PM
 
What in the world would you do if people stopped paying attention to you on the Internet?

/troll
For all the trash I talk, I sure own a lot of Macs...
Clamshell iBook Mod Community
     
Clinically Insane
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Aug 10, 2009, 10:32 PM
 
I would probably wonder what it would like to be a moth.
     
Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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Aug 11, 2009, 03:36 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
What is the nature of your business?
Does it matter?
     
Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Night's Plutonian shore...
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Aug 11, 2009, 09:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by iMOTOR View Post
Does it matter?
Nope.
Nemo me impune lacesset
     
   
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