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The shear brilliance of rap lyrics
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Aug 11, 2009, 07:03 AM
 
Okay, some are pretty good. And then there are these.

"Man, her head was gooder than a music."

"We could finally fly off into NASA."

NSFW. No audio, no nudity, just some of the more nonsensical bits of the rap world with raw language.

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Aug 11, 2009, 07:45 AM
 
I see she wearin them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that
Why?
That's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candle lit...and I'm gon wax that
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Aug 11, 2009, 12:46 PM
 
The stupid, oh it burns so badly.
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Aug 11, 2009, 12:55 PM
 
hah. sort of reminds me of

hotchickswithdouch*bags.com/ (possibly nsfw)
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Aug 11, 2009, 12:58 PM
 
Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton View Post
I see she wearin them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that
Why?
That's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candle lit...and I'm gon wax that
Way to rhyme that with at with at with that.
     
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Aug 11, 2009, 01:05 PM
 
symmetry...pure genius
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Aug 11, 2009, 01:22 PM
 
G-spot rocks the g-spot.

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Aug 11, 2009, 01:50 PM
 
The rap lyrics aren't very good, but the editing for this is amazing (for an amateur). It gave me a chuckle.

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YouTube - Lazy town REMIX feat. Lil' Jon

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Aug 11, 2009, 02:19 PM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
The rap lyrics aren't very good, but the editing for this is amazing (for an amateur). It gave me a chuckle.

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YouTube - Lazy town REMIX feat. Lil' Jon
Bookmarked for future enjoyment
     
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Aug 11, 2009, 03:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
"We could finally fly off into NASA."
How do they know it wasn't intended as "We could finally fly off into Nassau."?
     
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Aug 11, 2009, 03:58 PM
 
Your logic has no place here.
     
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
G-spot rocks the g-spot.
You're the next Bubba Sparxxx.

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Aug 11, 2009, 05:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by Cold Warrior View Post
hah. sort of reminds me of

hotchickswithdouch*bags.com/ (possibly nsfw)
That site makes me want to gouge my eyes out. The MTV spin-off is even worse.

In the John Hughes flick Weird Science, Deb and Hilly stay with their d0uchebag boyfriends because, in their words, "we'll slip into a social coma if we break up with them". That sums up the exact reason why hot chicks date d-bags.
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Aug 11, 2009, 05:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
You're the next Bubba Sparxxx.
What do I rock? The g-spot!

Thank you, thank you. You can find me performing this summer on the sunny beaches of Canada.
(Last edited by SpaceMonkey; Aug 11, 2009 at 06:09 PM. )

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
G-spot rocks the g-spot.
It'd be cool if they made more episodes of Clone High. Great show.
     
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Aug 11, 2009, 09:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
What do I rock? The g-spot!

Thank you, thank you. You can find me performing this summer on the sunny beaches of Canada.
DON'T GET ON THAT PLANE!! allcaps

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Aug 13, 2009, 12:04 AM
 
I don't know how this escaped me for the better part of a year, but I can't seem to stop watching it.

Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
The rap lyrics aren't very good, but the editing for this is amazing (for an amateur). It gave me a chuckle.

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YouTube - Lazy town REMIX feat. Lil' Jon
     
   
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