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moonmonkey · Oct 1, 2009, 07:04 AM

There are two small tubs of icecream in my freezer too small to share.
One Chocolate
One Strawberry

My wife claims she "hates" strawberry and I love it.
She wants the chocolate ice cream as its her only choice, but today I feel like chocolate ice cream.

The question: Does she have more right to the chocolate ice cream than me because she hates strawberry?

wallinbl · Oct 1, 2009, 07:10 AM

Is ice cream hard to come by in Hong Kong? Seems like you would just replenish the chocolate more frequently than the strawberry since two people are eating it rather than one.

Phileas · Oct 1, 2009, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by moonmonkey

My wife

That should answer your question.

The Placid Casual · 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by Phileas

That should answer your question.

Exactly, no need to go any further.

Enjoy the strawberry Moonmonkey.

Gankdawg · Oct 1, 2009, 07:51 AM

Get a bigger freezer so you'll have room for more than single serve.

Your use of quotes around hates is confusing. You're implying that she does like strawberry.

mattyb · Oct 1, 2009, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by moonmonkey

There are two small tubs of icecream in my freezer too small to share.
One Chocolate
One Strawberry

My wife claims she "hates" strawberry and I love it.
She wants the chocolate ice cream as its her only choice, but today I feel like chocolate ice cream.

The question: Does she have more right to the chocolate ice cream than me because she hates strawberry?

There is a sexual solution to this problem, but I'm not sure if its appropriate that I post my ideas.

osiris · Oct 1, 2009, 08:34 AM

Send her out to buy more ice cream.

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 08:57 AM

Eat it in front of her.

residentEvil · Oct 1, 2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Eat it off of her.

fixed

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 09:09 AM

ruined

residentEvil · Oct 1, 2009, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

ruined

you must not know how to eat ice cream then. or gay. or both.

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

you must not know how to eat ice cream then. or gay. or both.

Gay? Good one. Should I come down to your level and call you a retard?

residentEvil · Oct 1, 2009, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Gay? Good one. Should I come down to your level and call you a retard?

hahaha. and american?

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 09:31 AM

Touché

Oisín · Oct 1, 2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

you must not know how to eat ice cream then. or gay. or both.

I didn’t realise there was a required special way to eat gay. Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Originally Posted by Gankdawg

Your use of quotes around hates is confusing. You're implying that she does like strawberry.

Or he’s using quotes in their actual sense: quoting her exact word(s).

residentEvil · Oct 1, 2009, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Touché

rock on

residentEvil · Oct 1, 2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

I didn’t realise there was a required special way to eat gay. Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

Or he’s using quotes in their actual sense: quoting her exact word(s).

no no no.

that the act of eating ice cream off a women, instead of in front of, was called out as "ruined". how can one not enjoy/like eating ice cream, or any food, off of their girlfriend/wife? if not, that's "the ghey"

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 10:05 AM

No, but when the point is to taunt her, it sure defeats the purpose.

Oisín · Oct 1, 2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

No, but when the point is to taunt her, it sure defeats the purpose.

Unless of course you tie her up and then eat it off her, making sure that she’s unable to do anything but passively watch you tauntingly eat the ice cream.

residentEvil · Oct 1, 2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Unless of course you tie her up and then eat it off her, making sure that she’s unable to do anything but passively watch you tauntingly eat the ice cream.

there you go!

mattyb · Oct 1, 2009, 10:40 AM

Or get her to eat it/lick it off of your pink oboe.

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 10:43 AM

Pink oboe? Is that the French version of skin flute?

LegendaryPinkOx · Oct 1, 2009, 10:57 AM

This thread made me happy.

Oisín · Oct 1, 2009, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by mattyb

Or get her to eat it/lick it off of your pink oboe.

Good heavens, no! Have you any idea what pink oboes cost? And you’d ruin a fine musical instrument like that by putting ice cream on (and thereby, in) it?

Heathen!

mattyb · Oct 1, 2009, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Pink oboe? Is that the French version of skin flute?

No The Final Dakar, pink and oboe are both English words. If it was French it would be hautbois rose.

No need to thank me.

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 11:24 AM

The phrase, not the words, surrender monkey.

mattyb · Oct 1, 2009, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

The phrase, not the words, surrender monkey.

No septic, apparently the phrase originates with Peter Cook - I used Google. You could also Google Peter Cook to learn more about this very interesting comic.

The Final Dakar · Oct 1, 2009, 11:37 AM

British. Close enough.

mattyb · 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

British. Close enough.

You do realise that things happened BEFORE 1492 don't you?

And that this thread is about ice cream? I Googled again and found this :

True ice cream

Ice cream recipes first appear in 18th century England and America. A recipe for ice cream was published in Mrs. Mary Eales's Receipts in London 1718.

besson3c · Oct 1, 2009, 04:52 PM

Wouldn't you give somebody frostbite if you put ice cream on them?

iMOTOR · Oct 1, 2009, 05:34 PM

You let it thaw a little bit before you eat it off your wife’s body.

besson3c · Oct 1, 2009, 05:36 PM

Yeah, but then it's all runny and messy and probably bits rot and infect her belly button.

turtle777 · Oct 1, 2009, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Wouldn't you give somebody frostbite if you put ice cream on them?

Let me guess: you use stool instead ?

-t

iMOTOR · Oct 1, 2009, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yeah, but then it's all runny and messy and probably bits rot and infect her belly button.

Not that far, genius, you let it thaw just enough.

besson3c · Oct 1, 2009, 08:52 PM

Reported.

iMOTOR · Oct 1, 2009, 09:49 PM

To who?

LegendaryPinkOx · Oct 1, 2009, 10:07 PM

To the FDA.

Oisín · Oct 2, 2009, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

To who?

-?+m+?

Gregg · Oct 2, 2009, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by moonmonkey

There are two small tubs of icecream in my freezer too small to share.
One Chocolate
One Strawberry

My wife claims she "hates" strawberry and I love it.
She wants the chocolate ice cream as its her only choice, but today I feel like chocolate ice cream.

The question: Does she have more right to the chocolate ice cream than me because she hates strawberry?

The answer is no. But, you have the right to give it up for her, and choose the one you love, twice. Making it a competition of giving is far more rewarding that dwelling in "rights".

The Final Dakar · Oct 2, 2009, 11:35 AM

I think I'm going to vomit.

iMOTOR · Oct 2, 2009, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

-?+m+?

Not gonna happen, this is ‘merica.