So I'm scanning forums and I see these two thread titles:

Of course I thought of those TV commercials with a white-haired but fit man sweeping some younger woman of her feet, or the couple in matching claw-foot bathtubs...and the less subtle Internet material on a similar subject. Now maybe this says something about how my mind works, or maybe just that I've been online for a very long time and I'm expecting "odd" stuff, but I thought these two titles were awkward and maybe even intentionally implying something they weren't.
Any other awkward titles around? What did they make YOU think of?