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In a fight to the death, who would win? Aflak Duck or GEICO Gecko?
I'm thinking the Gecko, he seems really smart. But the Duck is a lot bigger and could probably just eat the Gecko.
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"You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction
with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the
moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the
neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch.'"
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The duck usually has a tank or biplane, so I'd side with the duck.
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Well they each purchased the others' product so the Duck will use GIECO to get his car repaired from hitting the gecko, who in return will use his Aflac coverage to pay his bills while while recovering from said car hit.
It's kinda like the whole mutual self destruction scenario we saw during the cold war.
(Last edited by iM@k; Nov 12, 2009 at 05:30 PM.
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The GEICO gecko stole my hat once (at the Nationals' stadium -- really). This underhandedness and poor sportsmanship means he's probably willing to fight dirty, tipping the odds in his favor.
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What about the esurance girl vs. the Progressive chick?
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Progressive chick is a ****ing closet loon. She would tear that bitch to pieces.
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Or the Travelocity gnome versus Bill Shatner aka The Negotiator? My money is on the gnome. The dude's indestructible.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 
Progressive chick is a ****ing closet loon. She would tear that bitch to pieces.
She's like that chick you went to high school with who writes 40 posts a day on facebook.
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about but I know one thing for certain:
Eric Cartman would win.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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^ Respect his authoritaaah!
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I have no idea what any of you are talking about but I know one thing for certain:
Eric Cartman would win.
I agree wholeheartedly.
(What are you people all talking about?)
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Originally Posted by ort888
What about the esurance girl vs. the Progressive chick?
That Progressive woman is one can short of six pack. But the esurance chick is a little whacked too plus she has all that Schutzstaffel training. Tough call, but I'd say it would be one heckuva cat fight.
As for the Gecko and the duck? I believe the Gecko would win because it is a member of the Reptilia class and therefore has no soul - just like the lizard people.
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Originally Posted by ort888
She's like that chick you went to high school with who writes 40 posts a day on facebook.
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