[The Final Dakar]

There is a right answer.

[SpaceMonkey]

It's pronounced "cat soup."

[Gregg]

barbeque sauce!

[osiris]

Ketchup aka catchup aka dead horse.

[residentEvil]

one did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato? catch up!

[SpaceMonkey]

It's official: the world's largest ketchup bottle is, in fact, a catsup bottle.

[sek929]

With a K, and while we're at it, there is no conceivable reason to ever buy anything other than Heinz Ketchup. Every other ketchup sucks ass, especially Hunts.

[residentEvil]

exactly...

Heinz for ketchup
Plochman for yellow mustard

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by residentEvil 

Plochman for yellow mustard

If you must.

[The Final Dakar]

You prefer blue mustard?

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

You prefer blue mustard?

so not to be confused with gray poopon and the like; you qualify it as yellow.

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey 

If you must.

yes, you must. the only way to eat a hot dog* is with yellow mustard. that's it. nothing else.

anything else is just wrong.

*chili (coney) dog doesn't count, and then again, only yellow mustard, chili and onions. nothing else.

[MrsLarry]

Originally Posted by residentEvil 

Heinz for ketchup
Plochman for yellow mustard

Hellman's Mayonnaise!

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by MrsLarry 

Hellman's Mayonnaise!

and Vlasic dill pickles!

[The Final Dakar]

and LifeStyles condoms!

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

and LifeStyles condoms!

Hefty bags you mean

[The Final Dakar]

50 gallon!

[ort888]

[SpaceMonkey]

These guys put Mac snobbery to shame:

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by residentEvil 

yes, you must. the only way to eat a hot dog* is with yellow mustard. that's it. nothing else.

anything else is just wrong.

*chili (coney) dog doesn't count, and then again, only yellow mustard, chili and onions. nothing else.

Where I grew up in upstate NY, my favorite "hot dog" was a bockwurst-style white hot (Zweigle's FTW) with sweet mustard and sauerkraut.

[The Final Dakar]

Currently 11-0. This thread is doing surprisingly well in the face of no adversity.

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey 

Where I grew up in upstate NY, my favorite "hot dog" was a bockwurst-style white hot (Zweigle's FTW) with sweet mustard and sauerkraut.

well now, brats are another animal all together...yum! those can be fixed up in many different ways.

[SpaceMonkey]

What I'm speaking of is closer to a hot dog in texture than a traditional sausage.

[The Final Dakar]

That's what she said.

[SpaceMonkey]

I should have known that was coming...that's what she said.

[andi*pandi]

Originally Posted by residentEvil 

and Vlasic dill pickles!

I think you mean Claussen.

[Shaddim]

Meh, Heinz is ok, if there's no alternative. Their "organic" variety is espcially good, better flavor and no HFCS. But, the best "widely available" ketchup is Muir Glen's. Nothing is better on fries (aka. chips).

[MacinTommy]

Heinz for Ketchup... Frenchs for Mustard... Mt. Olive for pickles...

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

I think you mean Claussen.

You mean Horman's Kosher Dill.

[The Final Dakar]

You mean pickles are gross.

[Jawbone54]

I tell people at sandwich shops I'm allergic to pickles just so they are 99% sure to not include it (there's always someone who ignores the special order).

I'm not lying; my body physically rejects it. I consider that an allergy of sorts.

[Shaddim]

Must be because vamps are allergic to garlic, we know what you are now!

[The Final Dakar]

Fact: The twilight series is based on Jawbone (and his wife).

[Jawbone54]

I already dislike this joke.

[The Final Dakar]

Bite me.

No, wait, don't!

[Laminar]

I'll assume we're wasting Friday-level jokes on a Tuesday because it's a holiday weekend.

[The Final Dakar]

Correct sir.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

Meh, Heinz is ok, if there's no alternative. Their "organic" variety is espcially good, better flavor and no HFCS. But, the best "widely available" ketchup is Muir Glen's. Nothing is better on fries (aka. chips).

I reject your beliefs!

I've had numerous HFCS-free and organic ketchups and they all taste like sh!t, even my folks made their own from tomatoes they grew and it made me want to puke.

Heinz or bust!

[Shaddim]

Try Muir Glen's, seriously. Every person (every) that's sampled it in my home has said it's the best ketchup they've ever tasted.

[sek929]

Ok, I'll look for it.

Touché salesman.

[Eug]

The best ketchup I've ever had was home made. Well, actually restaurant made. There is a diner in Toronto that makes all of its own ketchup. Different texture, and nowhere near as sweet, but otherwise much more flavourful.

[The Final Dakar]

There's something very Venture Brothers about that.

[BlueSky]

For a real, robust, spicy kick-ass mustard do not try the above. Severely disappointed.



Now this, on the other hand....it'll blow your taste buds through the back of your head. The best.

[olePigeon]

According to Wikipedia, they're both wrong. It's catchup.

[moonmonkey]

according to macnn, its Ketchup.

And the best mustard is Colemans.

[SpaceMonkey]

So olePigeon is the odd man out.

[Oisín]

Kecap, of course. Preferably manis.

And for it, there’s no better choice than Beauvais. Heinz ketchup is vile (at least the stuff they sell here). Ketchup in general is not really my thing, but if it has to be, then it has to be Beauvais, which has actually at some point in its life time been in first-degree contact with a tomato.

[Andy8]

Tomato Sauce.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by sek929 

while we're at it, there is no conceivable reason to ever buy anything other than Heinz Ketchup. Every other ketchup sucks ass, especially Hunts.

Seriously.

[Laminar]