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Why I'm glad that I'm not a celebrity
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Scottie Pippen issues statement about why he was beaten up by midgets.
It seems like once they are out of the limelight, many famous people do ridiculous things for money. Here's to living simply, without getting beat-downs from little people.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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I get beat up by little people all the time.
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Originally Posted by ort888 
I get beat up by little people all the time.
Yeah, I know exactly how you feel...
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Metaphorically or literally? Do you have any kids?
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"'Jelly Hat' sounds silly," I told Prince. "How about something poetic, like 'Raspberry Beret.'"
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Getting beaten up by midgets is very rock and roll. Hats off to the man.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Reminds me of a story I heard (paraphrasing): So I accidentally rear ended some guy's car. I got out to exchange insurance information when a midget jumped out of the other car and ran up to me waving his arms. He looked furious, then yelled, "I'm not happy!" Before I could stop myself, I asked, "So which one are you?"
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Getting beaten up by midgets is very rock and roll. Hats off to the man.
So how often has it happened to you?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
But how many of them were little people?
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
So how often has it happened to you?
Unfortunately never. But not through any lack of trying on my part.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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I don't consider Scottie Pippin a celebrity - never heard of him, so maybe fighting midgets is a good idea.
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Originally Posted by osiris
I don't consider Scottie Pippin a celebrity - never heard of him, so maybe fighting midgets is a good idea.
They say there is no such thing as bad publicity, but I'm not sure that is actually true.
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Originally Posted by osiris
I don't consider Scottie Pippin a celebrity - never heard of him, so maybe fighting midgets is a good idea.
Probably because his name was usually preceded by "Michael Jordan and...oh yeah..."
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