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What should a girl wear to a group Apple Store interview? (Page 5)
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Shif, I've got to say, you've got some teeth on you. I noticed them in a lot of your pics on Flickr. When you smile you've got a whole mouthful of teeth on display. It makes for a big, bright smile but it is kinda freaky in a Hollywood-perfect-teeth kinda way. Which I am assuming is *not* the case with you. (e.g.: you didn't pay large sums of money to get all your teeth capped and whitened.)
Lots of teeth in a too-small mouth = showing it all when I smile. Blame my genes...at least I'm not all-gums.
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
I'd go for the direct approach.
Twitch... Sand?...twitch...
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Font elitism. Well done.
Edit: Wouldn't Myriad have been the go to choice? Or for the classic look Apple Garamond?
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
Font elitism. Well done.
Edit: Wouldn't Myriad have been the go to choice? Or for the classic look Apple Garamond?
I would have gone with Comic Sans MS or Papyrus, personally.
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I made Laminar a sandtwitch.
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Just got my email - made it to round 2, which is one-on-one interviews. Whoo!
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Congrats.
What did you end up wearing ?
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Nice jeans, heeled boots, a button-up shirt, and a black blazer with this nifty ruffle on the back.
AND, because boyfriend's gaming business has been bringing in a crapton of money in the past three months, he used some of that to pay to have my hair colored and cut, so I looked particularly good. 
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He's just trying to change you.
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Good, 'cause I look smokin'.
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Well, I'm glad we were able to help.
...we did help, right? Shoot.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Good, 'cause I look smokin'.
I liked you better with low self-esteem.
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WAAH WAAH I'M SO UGLY NOBODY WANTS ME WAAAAAAH!
Is that better? 
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Congrats! I'm glad you went with the jeans!
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Good luck with the 2nd interview!
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Just got my email - made it to round 2, which is one-on-one interviews. Whoo!
Congrats? How long did it take for you to find out? I had the first round on Sunday...
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Me too. They had 22 time slots for the one-on-ones, so perhaps most of the people at the group event made it through to round 2. At least now I'll be able to talk about my experience in more detail.
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Did they ask you the “Circus” question?
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
Did they ask you the “Circus” question?
Ummmm I don't think so, no.
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Wear black -- can't go wrong. Black slacks, black turtleneck, some jewelry. You'll be fine. And good luck.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Me too. They had 22 time slots for the one-on-ones, so perhaps most of the people at the group event made it through to round 2. At least now I'll be able to talk about my experience in more detail.
Oh wow. There were only 16 in my group interview. I can't help but think that this hiring stuff has something to do with the tablet.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Ummmm I don't think so, no.
I had read that they ask the group interviewees: “If you were in a circus; what would you be?”
Just curious if they were still asking such a stupid question.
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Originally Posted by iMOTOR
I had read that they ask the group interviewees: “If you were in a circus; what would you be?”
Just curious if they were still asking such a stupid question.
This is not a stupid question at all. When employers ask this type of question what they are really trying to ascertain is how you react/think on your feet to an unexpected/ out-of-the-blue request. They are "testing" your extemporaneous thinking and speaking skills. I think a company's reasoning for this type of question is that someone who can come up with a clear, cogent answer to an off-the-wall question like this is likely to do better in a similar situation with customers. In other words, when someone comes into the Apple Store and asks Shif about riding roller coasters, she can reply with "I [love/hate] riding roller coasters but if you like roller coasters let me show you this neat game called Roller Coaster Tycoon we have for the Mac".
Boom.
The focus is now on the product and the customer gets a positive view of Apple because of a responsive salesperson and Apple might just make a sale.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Boom.
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Headshot!
Speaking of headshots....
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
When employers ask this type of question what they are......
My point was not that the premise of the question is stupid, but that the circus reference is.
If you asked me what my role in a circus would be, it would probably involve holding a protest sign at the entrance. That’s probably not the answer they’re looking for.
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I'd be the guy that puts the circus animals to sleep when they misbehave, as a lesson to the other animals.
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I'd be the ring master, because it requires no physical labor.
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I would be a clown that showed everybody his penis.
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I'd be the guy shoveling crap, because I have no marketable skills.
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I don't think anyone is getting a second interview, based on their answers.
Edit: Does anyone even like the circus?
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I'd be the one designing the program and costumes.
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Is it an acceptable answer to say I would be the ringmaster for the sweet-ass coat? Because I totally would.
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The questions they asked were actually pretty conventional - things like "Why would someone want to switch to OS X" and "Is there any technology you've had trouble adopting" and "What makes the Apple Store such a good experience".
There definitely wasn't anything that made you think "wtf".
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I guess I'd be the iGigolo at the Apple Store.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
The questions they asked were actually pretty conventional - things like "Why would someone want to switch to OS X" and "Is there any technology you've had trouble adopting" and "What makes the Apple Store such a good experience".
Just think: WWSD when answering the questions.
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I'd start a new circus with better aesthetics and a more closed yet better controlled environment.
Then I would wear trendy jeans and try to sell tickets in a mall.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Just think: WWSD when answering the questions.
Satan would probably bribe the interviewers.
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I find it interesting nobody here chose to be an animal for the circus question.
I'd be an elephant, because I remember everything.
...Or you could just go for the gusto and say a snow leopard, probably land you the job automagically.
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
I'd be an elephant, because I remember everything.
I'd be a squirrel, because I have nuts.
Oh, wait, I'm a turtle. Nevermind.
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
I'd be an elephant, because I remember everything.
I'd be a hippo, the deadliest animal in the world (not counting insects.)
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