As many of you know, I'm being censored here on MacNN. I'm not allowed to say the word ponies and rainbows. I'm okay with this, I don't talk about ponies and rainbows very much anymore except on special occasions and when I'm pressured by MacNN peer pressure, but it got me thinking, what about emergencies? In an emergency I have no way of saying this word without it being censored.
Being concerned about this I sat down and thought about this a little, and came up with a solution!
Behold:
since some of you think that the word is a little childish, I also came up with a more classy version:
This poop is great for using as a loud exclamation, but what about when it needs to be understood in a regular sentence? Don't you worry, I have a smaller version for this purpose⦠E.g.
The boy enjoyed his
Also, in case I want to be funny I have a green version, e.g.: the boy's

was green!
Finally, if I need to use poop in a word I have a solution for this too: the boy thought the other guy was a nincom
So, don't worry MacNN, besson3c has this one taken care of!