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Cat summoned to Jury Duty
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Clinically Insane
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Should I have to worry about my turtle ?
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Originally Posted by turtle777 
Should I have to worry about my turtle ?
If you included your turtle as your pet in the last census, yes. 
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
If you included your turtle as your pet in the last census, yes.
No, and I probably shouldn't in the upcoming census form
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This wouldn't have happened if they had given their cat a less human-sounding name.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
This wouldn't have happened if they had given their cat a less human-sounding name.
You really think the jury duty lottery would pay attention to that ?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
You really think the jury duty lottery would pay attention to that ?
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I think they would have at least been more likely to take a second look if they had drawn "Fluffy" instead of "Sal Esposito" (I think I know his sister!)
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
This wouldn't have happened if they had given their cat a less human-sounding name.
Why? Do you keep humans as pets?
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
I think they would have at least been more likely to take a second look if they had drawn "Fluffy" instead of "Sal Esposito" (I think I know his sister!)
My friend's husband is named Jiffy. I wanted to get them some popcorn for their wedding night but my GF wouldn't let me.
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Could've used peanut butter, too.
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A gift certificate for Jiffy Lube would have done it 
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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I think Live Lube Jiffy would have been better.
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"We, the jurors, find the defendant meow."
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Juror # 4 thinks the witness is purrrrjuring themselves.
Oh well, nothing they can do now, the cat's out of the bag.
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What, me worry?
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by turtle777
I think Live Lube Jiffy would have been better.
I thought "Jiffy Pop" was also appropriate for a wedding night.
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