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I saw this yesterday. Finally, the Obama presidency pays off.
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You can get Budweiser at McDonald's?
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But is it served in a glass?
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Excellent. Now I can get my Burger King indigestion and my Bud Mud at the same time!
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"You can have America's favorite beers with America's favorite burger"
Thankfully, living in a free country, I can also not.
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Originally Posted by Arnold Lyons, 58, of the Bronx
There's already enough trouble without Burger King selling beer. You don't take your kids to a bar.
Actually, in most of the world, and even large parts of the US, you see kids at bars all the time. And how is Burger King serving beer any different than Pizzaria Uno serving beer?
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They'll all be ordered via the drive-thru.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Thankfully, living in a free country, I can also not.
Boy, aren't freedoms nice? I enjoy having lots of them.
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Unless you can marry that burger and beer, you're not truly free, are you now?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Boy, aren't freedoms nice? I enjoy having lots of them.
Calling Doof....
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
Unless you can marry that burger and beer, you're not truly free, are you now?
Once you do marry them, on the other hand, you’ll never be free again.
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The burger wants me to eat it several times a week and the beer is always like, "I want to be inside you."
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From what I hear, they've been selling beer at McDonald's and movie theaters in the EU for years.
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That's because Europe isn't deathly afraid of alcohol.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
That's because Europe isn't deathly afraid of alcohol.
But they are deathly afraid of McDonald's, so the alcohol is a necessary inducement.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
That's because Europe isn't deathly afraid of alcohol.
We are deathly afraid of movie theatres instead.
Edit: Dammit, beaten to it.
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Originally Posted by Chongo
From what I hear, they've been selling beer at McDonald's and movie theaters in the EU for years.
Come to think of it, I actually don't think Burger King sells alcohol here, either. Not sure, though.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
The burger wants me to eat it several times a week and the beer is always like, "I want to be inside you."

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Pretty much identical to any Taco Bell I've ever been to.
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I can quote Jay from Clerks 2 in an applicable setting. "Does this taste like piss and flies to you?"
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Originally Posted by Atheist
Calling Doof....
I'm here, don't panic, etc., etc..
<obligatory sneer at Amerika>
Ha!
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Originally Posted by Oisín
We are deathly afraid of movie theatres instead.
Reason #1 why I don't go to the movies in the US more often: because I can't have a beer while watching the flick.
F*cking hate it. I used to smuggle in a bottle of my favorite German beer, but that's silly.
I'd rather watch the movies at home with nice beer. Land of the free my a$$
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Like it wouldn't cost $100 for a bottle of beer at a concession stand anyway.
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It would take more than a beer to entice me to eat at Burger King.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Reason #1 why I don't go to the movies in the US more often: because I can't have a beer while watching the flick.
F*cking hate it. I used to smuggle in a bottle of my favorite German beer, but that's silly.
I'd rather watch the movies at home with nice beer. Land of the free my a$$
That's why I miss all the independent theaters. All the huge mega theater corporations bought them up or ran them out of town. I knew of at least two or three that allowed you to bring your own food and drinks into the cinema.
It was great while it lasted. Now everything is either AMC or Cinemark/Century/Regal, which don't allow outside food or drinks.
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It's only a matter of time before they install those full-body scanners, too.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
It would take more than a beer to entice me to eat at Burger King.
BREAKING: Las Vegas Burger King adds prostitutes to the menu.
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Chicken Fries and Bud Light will eventually be the number one killer of Americans.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
BREAKING: Las Vegas Burger King adds prostitutes to the menu.
Just don't ask for supersize.
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
BREAKING: Las Vegas Burger King adds prostitutes to the menu.
Maybe if they give free blowjobs while I attempt to wash down shit with piss.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
It would take more than a beer to entice me to eat at Burger King.
Well, it all depends on the kind of beer.
Btw, I remember when the German BKs used to sell beer in the 90s. Whopper and Miller Genuine Draft.
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Originally Posted by sek929
Chicken Fries and Bud Light will eventually be the number one killer of Americans.
Coupled with eating them while on your cellphone driving your SUV.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Just don't ask for supersize.
Or for the nutritional information.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Maybe if they give free blowjobs while I attempt to wash down shit with piss.
Are we still talking about food, or some odd proclivities you have...?
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I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Reason #1 why I don't go to the movies in the US more often: because I can't have a beer while watching the flick.
F*cking hate it. I used to smuggle in a bottle of my favorite German beer, but that's silly.
I'd rather watch the movies at home with nice beer. Land of the free my a$$
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There are lots of movie theaters where you can order beer in the US. I currently live by one in Silver Spring, MD (the AFI Silver), and used to live by one in Somerville, MA (the Somerville Theater). You just have to go to the small, independent theaters.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Maybe if they give free blowjobs while I attempt to wash down shit with piss.
Would you like to bukakesize your meal, sir?
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They better be handing out condoms while they're at it.
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They're included in the bag like ketchup packets and sweet & sour sauce containers.
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I bet they'll have mood lighting too. This is gonna be cool.
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I like where this thread has gone.
I'm shocked that Doofy has inadvertently acknowledged that Budweiser is beer, however.
Have you gone insane, man!?
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If you want to go to Burger King for a beer and a burger when there are countless better, local options all over the city, that's just fine by me.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I'm shocked that Doofy has inadvertently acknowledged that Budweiser is beer, however.
Have you gone insane, man!?
There are two different Budweisers: There's the American pisswater that came about after Prohibition that's served here in the States and elsewhere, then there's the fairly respectable pre-Prohibition Budweiser that's still sold in the UK and Europe.
I think someone here pointed out that you can still get the pisswater in the UK and Europe, but it's called Bud instead of Budweiser.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Maybe if they give free blowjobs while I attempt to wash down shit with piss.
Lets all pretend I went through the effort to dig up that Burger King "It'll BLOW your mind" ad and posted it here.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I'm shocked that Doofy has inadvertently acknowledged that Budweiser is beer, however.
Have you gone insane, man!?
As a representative of the mid-Atlantic rock star fraternity, I again inform all readers that Bud and Jack are the only acceptable refreshments in said fraternity, lest we be mistaken for common-or-garden pop/emo/punk/prog stars.

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Originally Posted by olePigeon
There are two different Budweisers: There's the American pisswater that came about after Prohibition that's served here in the States and elsewhere, then there's the fairly respectable pre-Prohibition Budweiser that's still sold in the UK and Europe.
Don't ask me how I know, but Budweiser Budvar tastes like goat pee.
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