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besson3c: I do love poop, just weird for you to be going on about it. Maybe we should all just except the notion that everybody poops and just talk about it openly rather than it being a perpetual taboo?
Me: accept*
Me: and i always talk about my bodily functions
Me: i think it's stupid that you can't acknowledge that taking a shit can feel really awesome
Me: also, i am a skilled farter and am more than happy to brag about it
besson3c: What would it take for you to post a thread to MacNN about how taking a shit can feel awesome?
I'd better get a cookie for this.
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What's the point? You'd just shit it out later.
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And it would feel AWESOME.
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A skilled farter who is always happy to talk about bodily functions? It's hard to believe your boyfriend had to give you a makeover for that Apple Store interview.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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This thread is the best thread I've ever seen EVER. This will rival one of Abe's threads!
(Last edited by besson3c; Jan 26, 2010 at 01:24 PM.
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She reeks of success to me.
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey 
A skilled farter who is always happy to talk about bodily functions? It's hard to believe your boyfriend had to give you a makeover for that Apple Store interview.
I just think we shouldn't pretend like they don't happen. In high school, other girls thought I was so freaky because I didn't try to hide the tampon in my back pocket when I went to the restroom. It's not like guys didn't know about periods by then.
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I have a good attitude towards menstruation.
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This is an extremely attractive thread.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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If I were hiring Shif I'd think it demonstrated confidence for her to fart openly and proudly and not care. I would hire her on the spot, providing she was otherwise qualified.
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*SO* glad I don't have to deal with that sh*t anymore.
Pun intended
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Originally Posted by besson3c
If I were hiring Shif I'd think it demonstrated confidence for her to fart openly and proudly and not care. I would hire her on the spot, providing she was otherwise qualified.
Obviously, you are in the poop and fart business, because in the real world, farting in front of customers or colleagues is not tolerated.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Obviously, you are in the poop and fart business, because in the real world, farting in front of customers or colleagues is not tolerated.
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As long as they don't hear it...
...or you could just keep a dog in the store and blame it on him.
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I was under the impression that besson works from home.
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
I was under the impression that besson works from home.
Like I said, NOT the real world 
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Obviously, you are in the steal and fart business, because in the real world, farting in front of customers or colleagues is not tolerated.
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Only in this country. In other countries it is polite to belch, and farting is just a different sort of belching.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Only in this country. In other countries it is polite to belch, and farting is just a different sort of belching.
So cultural differences mean nothing to you ?
Or are you from those "other countries" ?
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
...or you could just keep a dog in the store and blame it on him.
This is the single biggest advantage I've found to getting a dog.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
So cultural differences mean nothing to you ?
Or are you from those "other countries" ?
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I'm from those other countries, and I would thank you to respect my cultural heritage and its proud traditions.
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"In India, a woman's control of her gastrointestinal reflexes is the ultimate aphrodisiac!" - Taj Mahal Batlandabad
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Holy freakin' crap on a stick those are awesome.
I actually lolled IN REAL LIFE.
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We already have a thread on sh*t.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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I just realized your sig is functioning Yahtzee. That is awesome, primarily because I am addicted to that game.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
We already have a thread on sh*t.
Yeah, but that's the INPUT sh!t.
Besson is always talking about the OUTPUT.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
I just think we shouldn't pretend like they don't happen. In high school, other girls thought I was so freaky because I didn't try to hide the tampon in my back pocket when I went to the restroom. It's not like guys didn't know about periods by then.
You revel in making those around you uncomfortable, don't you?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Yeah, but that's the INPUT sh!t.
Besson is always talking about the OUTPUT.
-t
It all eventually becomes output anyway.
Did I just blow your mind?
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Originally Posted by Atheist
You revel in making those around you uncomfortable, don't you?
We are collectively uncomfortable about too many things. Too uncomfortable about money (until we have a baby and have to deal with it), too uncomfortable about periods, sex, being horny, about our parents having sex, about gay people having sex, old people having sex, about nudity, about erections, about burping, farting, about soiling ourselves, about animals having sex, soiling themselves, old animals having sex and then soiling themselves, etc.
Edit: I forgot about urine.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
It all eventually becomes output anyway.
Did I just blow your mind?
Do you blow mind ?
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