[The Final Dakar]

Inspired by this.

[besson3c]

Why can't we choose both?

[The Final Dakar]

Because we're not women.

[Laminar]

The fact that I chose opposite of besson lets me know I'm on the right track in life.

[The Final Dakar]

I look at it the other way. I am an intelligent human being, therefore, I know besson will make the opposite choice.

[besson3c]

Hey, I wanted to choose both but couldn't, so I randomly chose one. Yippee kayeee mother****ers!

[osiris]

I chose yay - but only under the condition that I am allowed to have with me a high-powered rifle with a decent scope. Someone's got to put food on the table.

[besson3c]

[osiris]

Is that edible?

[SpaceMonkey]

If I recall correctly, there was an episode of "Inspector Gadget" that took place at a circus. Scarred me for life.

[besson3c]

Go go gadget penis!

[The Final Dakar]

Deadlocked.

[Railroader]

I voted with the majority. With my current state of emotions I just do not want to be on the losing team.

[iMOTOR]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Go go gadget penis!

Is penis the new poop?

[boy8cookie]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

Because we're not women.

Best.
Post.
Ever.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

Is penis the new spell?

You know, I gotta say, I'm getting a little tired of hearing this same question constantly.

[iMOTOR]

Then stop talking about penis.

[The Final Dakar]

I have to say I'm surprised this many people like the circus. Never saw the appeal. And that's without the smell.

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

I have to say I'm surprised this many people like the circus. Never saw the appeal. And that's without the smell.

I've long believed that many posters here are, in fact, circus riff-raff.

[ort888]

The last time I saw a circus I was 10 or so and I thought it was awesome.

[The Final Dakar]

I think I was, at best, ambivalent as a child. Sure the show was entertaining, but the atmosphere and stench. No thanks.

[osiris]

The last time I went to the circus we were given these metal flip lights on string.
The audience would swing these things around in the air at the command of the ringleader, safety be damned. Good times.

[The Final Dakar]

The 1920s?

[osiris]

No, late 70s. I should've mentioned the lights were not running on natural gas.

[The Final Dakar]

My mistake.

[osiris]

Damn right. You watch your ass, mister.

[The Final Dakar]

Are we still talking about gas?

[osiris]

I think so. Just don't encourage besson.

I think we need a re-write.

[MrsLarry]

I always wanted to be a Chinese Acrobat. But I'm not Chinese. Nor am I extraordinarily flexible.

[ort888]

Dude, when I went to the circus they had these motorcycle dudes that rode the motorcycles in this giant metal ball and on this other rotating metal thing like 100 feet in the air and it was awesome and stuff.

[The Final Dakar]

Good point.I guess I envision lower-tech turn of the 20th century type stuff.

[osiris]

Like precariously swinging gas lanterns around in a crowded canvas tent?

[The Final Dakar]

You and your gas lanterns. Get your electricity cut off lately?

[Laminar]

We should have saved the movie title bit until today. It would have gone over better.

[osiris]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

You and your gas lanterns. Get your electricity cut off lately?

Electricity?

[The Final Dakar]

Huh?

Edit: @laminar

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

Huh?

Edit: @laminar

This bit was more of a Friday thing. No one else even joined in.

[The Final Dakar]

Ah. True.